sweggeh
12-02-2014, 10:17 AM
Post them here. This guy is like a gold mine. The best thing is that you know he isn't faking, he has been posting like he is on crack for like a year before someone finally asked him wtf he is talking about.
Some recent ones (mostly found by MadeFromDust) -
In response to 9er planning to ask out his professor:
you ask your professor where you think you could demonstrate that you are/can be wearing the pants
thank God I'm into southern girls
When confronted on his incoherence:
riddles
"but why does he have to say it this way, I mean, I get what the f*ck tard is trying to get at, and I kinda know he's got a point. but WHY does he have to put it this way"
but you know, some comedians/celebrities
if you don't follow them and sort of know their background/history
so out of content, so wack.
On Ebola:
true,
I can hear my mexican homies telling me
"that lady, oh, that lady, she is not JUST a woman, my friend"
I don't know who shot first
but it's a back fire alright
On ISIS's imminent capture of Kobani:
well,
who the hell is going to go watch all the sports game and purchase luxury goods then?
Discussing great musical artists:
as you stated you got these hours because the manager who hired you just quit.
so maybe let the new manager "hire" you again with the hours you request
or really, any job like the one you got should meet your demand
On long term relationships:
whichever happens
always go with
"you know, this rarely ever happens to me, or I rarely ever do this"
how to keep that line real
that's all up to the gents/ladies out there
Some recent ones (mostly found by MadeFromDust) -
In response to 9er planning to ask out his professor:
you ask your professor where you think you could demonstrate that you are/can be wearing the pants
thank God I'm into southern girls
When confronted on his incoherence:
riddles
"but why does he have to say it this way, I mean, I get what the f*ck tard is trying to get at, and I kinda know he's got a point. but WHY does he have to put it this way"
but you know, some comedians/celebrities
if you don't follow them and sort of know their background/history
so out of content, so wack.
On Ebola:
true,
I can hear my mexican homies telling me
"that lady, oh, that lady, she is not JUST a woman, my friend"
I don't know who shot first
but it's a back fire alright
On ISIS's imminent capture of Kobani:
well,
who the hell is going to go watch all the sports game and purchase luxury goods then?
Discussing great musical artists:
as you stated you got these hours because the manager who hired you just quit.
so maybe let the new manager "hire" you again with the hours you request
or really, any job like the one you got should meet your demand
On long term relationships:
whichever happens
always go with
"you know, this rarely ever happens to me, or I rarely ever do this"
how to keep that line real
that's all up to the gents/ladies out there