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Im Still Ballin
12-09-2014, 06:31 PM
http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/article_photos/Candice-Swanepoel-lg.jpg
It has to be Candice Swanepoel. She's been number one for quite some time now. She's probably the most genetically gifted angel of all time. Her proportions are insane. She's simply 1 in a billion. Check out the 2013 show:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAIR7bLMs0Q
Go to 1:40. She opens the show with the Fantasy Bra. Thats no joke. Only the big hitters wear that. Worn by Alessandra and Adriana. They're both veterans on the catwalk.

Check out 9:25 as well. Amazing.

Also look at 41:44. Insane.

And last, look at 44:20. She leads them out. You can hear the crowd chanting... "MVP! MVP! MVP!"

When its all said and done she will no doubt be top 5 all time IMO. She has it all, the proportions of a super model, with the curves of sex appeal, flawless tanned skin, blonde locks, and a great accent.

Sarcastic
12-09-2014, 06:44 PM
The one that knocked over Ariana Grande

http://www.fm104.ie/getmedia/e0aad38f-3c26-4c7d-bdb6-5063689702e7/Ariana-wing_1.jpg



http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/80489-ariana-grande-gets-hit-with-angel-wings-at-victorias-secret-show-gif/1417627846_ariana-grande-article.gif

Budadiiii
12-09-2014, 06:47 PM
Aren't you the bitch who negged me and called me a fggt of the highest degree?

What's your address.

Im Still Ballin
12-09-2014, 06:48 PM
Lima and Alessandra might have a case but they are both out of their primes while Candice is in the middle of hers. Doutzen maybe? Doubt it though.

Im Still Ballin
12-09-2014, 06:52 PM
This message is hidden because Budadiiii is on your ignore list.

Whatever he posted I'd rather not see it. I've had enough of seeing Simon's extended personalities on the internet,

Im Still Ballin
12-09-2014, 06:55 PM
Comparing Doutzen and Swanepoel:
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ln/20131114/victorias_secret_fashion_show_2013_sec_edit_141113 _01/doutzen-kroes-victorias-secrets-fashion-show-ny_3952475.jpg
http://images.tienphong.vn/Uploaded/Images/8/3e7/83e7f384759ee011bdab97a646e20937.JPG
You can see the difference in the bodies. Doutzen has good complexion but she can't match Candice in genetic structure/body shape.

BurningHammer
12-09-2014, 07:04 PM
Comparing Doutzen and Swanepoel:
http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/ln/20131114/victorias_secret_fashion_show_2013_sec_edit_141113 _01/doutzen-kroes-victorias-secrets-fashion-show-ny_3952475.jpg
http://images.tienphong.vn/Uploaded/Images/8/3e7/83e7f384759ee011bdab97a646e20937.JPG
You can see the difference in the bodies. Doutzen has good complexion but she can't match Candice in genetic structure/body shape.
Yeah, Swanepoel just looks a bit better.

Im Still Ballin
12-09-2014, 09:20 PM
Yeah, Swanepoel just looks a bit better.
agreed.

9erempiree
12-09-2014, 09:36 PM
Is Kate Upton an angel?

Bless Mathews
12-09-2014, 09:39 PM
Op is a white teenager.

And likes women that got bodies like trannys.

Im Still Ballin
12-09-2014, 09:48 PM
Tell me bless

does Candice Swanepoel's body resemble that of a tranny?

And while you're at it, tell us what type of body you like

I'm curious to know the preference of a 20 year veteran skratch dj gangster who reps a dumpster called 454?

Tell us

zoom17
12-09-2014, 10:40 PM
The one that knocked over Ariana Grande

http://www.fm104.ie/getmedia/e0aad38f-3c26-4c7d-bdb6-5063689702e7/Ariana-wing_1.jpg



http://assets-s3.usmagazine.com/uploads/assets/articles/80489-ariana-grande-gets-hit-with-angel-wings-at-victorias-secret-show-gif/1417627846_ariana-grande-article.gif

http://oyster.ignimgs.com/social/avatars/users2/56/8617914-1417860065.png

BigBoss
12-09-2014, 11:24 PM
http://oyster.ignimgs.com/social/avatars/users2/56/8617914-1417860065.png

Be careful. Mr. I'm a Fa% might see this

longhornfan1234
12-09-2014, 11:31 PM
http://oyster.ignimgs.com/social/avatars/users2/56/8617914-1417860065.png


Who's model that hit Ariana?

imdaman99
12-10-2014, 01:01 AM
Didn't watch, but I'll go with Swanepoel.

As long as it isn't this one. I can't stand this one's face

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley05-25-transformers-8.jpg

Im Still Ballin
12-10-2014, 01:29 AM
Didn't watch, but I'll go with Swanepoel.

As long as it isn't this one. I can't stand this one's face

http://www.imnotobsessed.com/wp-content/uploads/Rosie-Huntington-Whiteley05-25-transformers-8.jpg
Rosie is a poor mans Candice.

Truth.

plowking
12-10-2014, 01:35 AM
Jesus... The first chick you posted just may be the most perfect specimen ever. Blondes aren't even my thing, but wow.

Bless Mathews
12-10-2014, 02:20 AM
Tell me bless

does Candice Swanepoel's body resemble that of a tranny?

And while you're at it, tell us what type of body you like

I'm curious to know the preference of a 20 year veteran skratch dj gangster who reps a dumpster called 454?

Tell us

I dump 454's Sucka.

You have no clue kid.

She's tall, skinny as fucc , no curves and fake titties.

Im Still Ballin
12-10-2014, 03:05 AM
bless has an Oedipus complex

probably a Napolean one too by the looks of it

most "gangsters" from the hood do

they all love fat girls they think are "curvy" because they love they momma like that. Weird. ****ed up. But true.

I should make a thread on it.sw

Bless Mathews
12-10-2014, 04:36 AM
bless has an Oedipus complex

probably a Napolean one too by the looks of it

most "gangsters" from the hood do

they all love fat girls they think are "curvy" because they love they momma like that. Weird. ****ed up. But true.

I should make a thread on it.sw

You bout to get slayed. Take notes.

You and all most of white people are brainwashed by gay men and you don't even know it.

Most fashion designers are gay.

Versace , Marc Jacobs. , st Lauren, Calvin Klein even tom ford. Yea, even tom ford. Gay. Queerer than a 3 dollar bill.

ROY RAYMOND, THE GUY WHO INVENTED VICTORIA SECRET WAS GAY. Probably made lingere so he can wear it while having sex with men.

How do you feel now that you've been brainwashed by gay men???

They have Been running fashion and fashion shows and models for YEARS.

Gee, what do tall skinny non curvy anorexic women look like?

Teenage boys. That's what they like.

You've been trolled by GAY MEN that models are sexy women. They starting making them and deeming them models because they are the OPPOSITE of what a real woman is. Curvy. Gay men don't like women. They like boys.

Look at all paintings in the rubensque era. All thick curvy women. Marylin Monroe. Sexy curvy woman. Shit, up untill all these gay men took over fashion and with the explosion of the media age, having fashion shows that all these gay men picked the models, models and obviously the norm of a sexy woman was a curvy big tittied big assed woman.

Not a stick figure that looks like a teenage boy swimmer, Cus you KNOW all them gays love them teen boys.

You and all your fellow white people got brainwashed and trolled by gay men.

Not us niggahs. We like ass and hips. Made to take pipe.

LJJ
12-10-2014, 07:57 AM
I agree with Bless Matthews that fashion models aren't really the epitome of beauty. They are selected as models because their looks are captivating and aesthetically pleasing in some way, but not in a sexual way. And indeed, their looks are mostly supposed to appeal to women and gay men. It doesn't have to be mutually exclusive, some models are hot, but that's not the reason they are fashion models.

This shit would never happen if you had straight men signing all the model contracts:

http://i.imgur.com/q6vRapZ.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/dLYAezf.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/jkL7VLe.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/yESZAF5.jpg



That said, I disagree men are being brainwashed. Men don't watch fashion shows. Look at the music charts, mainstream porn and hollywood movies to see which looks actually appeal to straight men.

Bless Mathews
12-10-2014, 02:28 PM
^^^^^^^

Society has been brainwashed though bruh.

And it's about the body type.

Tall skinny, unhealthy looking, with no curves.

In today's society , the skinnier a woman is the "hotter" she is. Period.

It's been decades in the making.

"Models" are the "standard". Models have been looked at as what's sexy, the goal. And rest of media, tv, society in General followed.

Marylin Monroe type of body was what was considered the epitome of sexiness untill fashion shows and "models" came into society.

If fashion designers started choosing thick curvy women as models , rest of society and all entertainment would follow. No ifs and "butts" about it.

alenleomessi
12-10-2014, 02:52 PM
way too skinny
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/30/article-0-0B68C4F300000578-524_634x754.jpg


this is pretty much the perfect woman's physique
http://coolspotters.com/files/photos/58690/bar-refaeli-and-2009-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-gallery.jpg
http://film-book.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bar-refaeli-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-issue-2009-8.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1yKo3hmeYvU/TK9WFy1SMjI/AAAAAAAAAL8/0RAi5ckAca8/s1600/09_bar-refaeli_09.jpg

Im Still Ballin
12-10-2014, 02:58 PM
Have you not noticed the curves on Swanepoel?

Obviously why I picked her as the best. Her weight has flucuated but in the photo's I posted she is clearly a healthy weight, and her hips look big. You can't tell me she is too skinny in the first photo.

ArbitraryWater
01-25-2021, 12:34 AM
bless has an Oedipus complex

probably a Napolean one too by the looks of it

most "gangsters" from the hood do

they all love fat girls they think are "curvy" because they love they momma like that. Weird. ****ed up. But true.

I should make a thread on it.sw

damn, so racist!

Rolando
01-25-2021, 10:22 AM
[QUOTE=alenleomessi;10810937]way too skinny
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/30/article-0-0B68C4F300000578-524_634x754.jpg

Ooooooh no. Not too skinny for me. Give me the one in the middle please. That's exactly what I like. She can cross her legs any which way but the gap remains. That's ideal.

Jasper
01-25-2021, 11:10 AM
I remember as a 12 year old wack'n my pipe over my sis's magazine....
I guess that is what this thread is all about lmao

ArbitraryWater
01-25-2021, 12:11 PM
[QUOTE=alenleomessi;10810937]way too skinny
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/30/article-0-0B68C4F300000578-524_634x754.jpg

Ooooooh no. Not too skinny for me. Give me the one in the middle please. That's exactly what I like. She can cross her legs any which way but the gap remains. That's ideal.


seriously?

shes a twig in that picture lol

nothing to grab on or cuddle with

i mean id hit lets not kid ourselves but deffo too skinny, can do much better

Manny98
01-25-2021, 12:36 PM
[QUOTE=alenleomessi;10810937]way too skinny
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/30/article-0-0B68C4F300000578-524_634x754.jpg

Ooooooh no. Not too skinny for me. Give me the one in the middle please. That's exactly what I like. She can cross her legs any which way but the gap remains. That's ideal.
The middle one is literally anorexic, yuck

The other 2 are decent

Ghost1
01-25-2021, 03:40 PM
https://youtu.be/rsjVRgbEJ0k?t=275

TheMan
01-25-2021, 03:42 PM
[QUOTE=alenleomessi;10810937]way too skinny
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/30/article-0-0B68C4F300000578-524_634x754.jpg

Ooooooh no. Not too skinny for me. Give me the one in the middle please. That's exactly what I like. She can cross her legs any which way but the gap remains. That's ideal.

Their heads don't look proportional to their bodies, yikes.

999Guy
01-26-2021, 03:26 PM
[QUOTE=alenleomessi;10810937]way too skinny
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2011/03/30/article-0-0B68C4F300000578-524_634x754.jpg

Ooooooh no. Not too skinny for me. Give me the one in the middle please. That's exactly what I like. She can cross her legs any which way but the gap remains. That's ideal.

Look at those fat heads :oldlol:

You shouldn’t be able to shoot at a girl with a rifle point blank and miss. That one in the middle is a mess


They’re not even petite, they’re big skinny bitches

The one to the left has a face that could make you nut hard though

I’d smash all just because I’m a whore but I wouldn’t cherish it or anything

ArbitraryWater
01-26-2021, 03:40 PM
[QUOTE=Rolando;14236418]
The middle one is literally anorexic, yuck

The other 2 are decent


Alessandra Lima is more than decent lul

imdaman99
01-26-2021, 07:33 PM
[QUOTE=Manny98;14236496]


Alessandra Lima is more than decent lul

Adriana Lima you mean, unless you were combining their names lol. The other is Alessandra Ambrosio, shes's always been my favorite :lol my ex would get all cute jealous about her everytime I ever said her name. Bitch, you're the one that told me about her. You think I would know any of these non-pronstar's names? :lol shit now I'm talking about an ex from 10 years back

ArbitraryWater
01-27-2021, 01:15 PM
[QUOTE=ArbitraryWater;14237510]

Adriana Lima you mean, unless you were combining their names lol. The other is Alessandra Ambrosio, shes's always been my favorite :lol my ex would get all cute jealous about her everytime I ever said her name. Bitch, you're the one that told me about her. You think I would know any of these non-pronstar's names? :lol shit now I'm talking about an ex from 10 years back

Lol, something felt off typing alessandra lima

Walk on Water
01-27-2021, 09:20 PM
You all would die for them.

Rolando
01-28-2021, 05:10 AM
You all would die for them.

Exactly.

Ghost1
01-28-2021, 03:09 PM
she should try porn

https://youtu.be/6JcBCoezCGk?t=185

Street Hunger
04-03-2021, 07:23 PM
This is a useful reminder to become familiar with all the Victoria's Secrets Angels again.

I can't name any of them right now, and it seems like an important skill set to acquire