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scm5
12-17-2014, 01:31 PM
Kobe is like a Bugatti Veyron with a high straight line top end, that needs a special key to unlock all of the horsepower he's capable of generating and needs new tires after. He does everything else really well, but not as well as other some other supercars can. Its speciality is going in a straight line. Both originate from Italy.

MJ is like a McLaren F1, an absolute classic that has one of the highest top speeds and handles better than mostly all modern sports cars. Unlike the Veyron, the F1 has a naturally aspirated engine so it's more consistent and reliable. It can also carry up to two passengers on its way to the finish line. This car set the bar for all other supercars and so far, even with all the advances in new technology, its performance is rarely matched.

Lebron would be like the Ferrari Enzo. He has a much lower top end than the other but does everything else better. This ferrari was a classic the moment it rolled off the assembly lines. It was also voted one of the ugliest cars of all time: http://images.businessweek.com/ss/09/10/1028_50_ugliest_cars_of_past_50_years/42.htm
Also unlike the others, the Enzo came with a targa top, for drivers who want the capability of having a roof over their heads, or just partially having a roof:
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.autoblog.com/media/2006/07/1358042f3tc.jpg

Russell Westbrook would be like the Lamborghini Aventador. VERY bold, aggressive styling. Always angry, sounds angry, performs angry. Lower top end than all of the others, but is perhaps more intimidating in many ways.

daprunus
12-17-2014, 01:34 PM
Nice copy paste from reddit.

Budadiiii
12-17-2014, 01:36 PM
Nice copy paste from 4chan.

scm5
12-17-2014, 01:37 PM
Nice copy paste from reddit.

Link?

I guarantee you this post was completely original (to my knowledge). I wrote it just now and it would be a strong coincidence if this was on reddit too...

scm5
12-17-2014, 01:38 PM
Nice copy paste from 4chan.

Just googled both "reddit nba players cars" and "4chan nba players cars" and found nothing.

Pls link?

riseagainst
12-17-2014, 01:38 PM
Nice copy paste from reddit.

nice alt.

NZStreetBaller
12-17-2014, 02:26 PM
Russel westbrook is a toyota corolla durable as ever lol