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Thunderfan86
12-29-2014, 10:39 PM
You know, like after a good play, or just casually slapping each other on the ass when they're walking back to the bench. Where did this practice come from?

Dro
12-29-2014, 10:41 PM
:lol

bagelred
12-29-2014, 10:46 PM
Because players have injuries. So you never want to hit a fellow player on the back or the head or whereever because you might aggravate an injury. The ass is the one place you can hit someone with no chance of hurting the guy.

And that's why players slap each other on the ass. Particularly football players.

TaLvsCuaL
12-29-2014, 10:48 PM
Because players have injuries. So you never want to hit a fellow player on the back or the head or whereever because you might aggravate an injury. The ass is the one place you can hit someone with no chance of hurting the guy.

And that's why players slap each other on the ass. Particularly football players.

This and the players are not sexually insecure as OP.

Blue&Orange
12-29-2014, 10:52 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mlp_Gcc_5Q

Thunderfan86
12-29-2014, 10:57 PM
This and the players are not sexually insecure as OP.
I'm not sexually insecure, I'm genuinely curious as to where this came from. Especially with all the homophobia that some guys display.....I'm just wondering how this became and continue to be a normal thing.

Dro
12-29-2014, 10:57 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mlp_Gcc_5Q
:roll: :roll:

Dro
12-29-2014, 10:58 PM
But honestly, I have always wondered this also.......I have never, ever slapped a ****** ass on the court.....

JimmyMcAdocious
12-29-2014, 10:58 PM
http://i.imgur.com/B3Wu9Na.gif

Derka
12-29-2014, 11:18 PM
:oldlol: @ the Grant Hill .gif

It became cool like...forever ago. All my sports-playing life this happened. Call it gay or whatever, I don't care. I never sucked a guy's dick cos he slapped me on the ass.

TaLvsCuaL
12-29-2014, 11:22 PM
I'm not sexually insecure, I'm genuinely curious as to where this came from. Especially with all the homophobia that some guys display.....I'm just wondering how this became and continue to be a normal thing.
If so I apologize.

Genaro
12-29-2014, 11:31 PM
There's nothing gay about it.

kunk75
12-29-2014, 11:32 PM
when did it become cool?

bagelred
12-29-2014, 11:35 PM
Why is it I told you the answer and people are still like "yeah how did this come about?" I JUST TOLD YOU.


Close thread.

Audio One
12-29-2014, 11:36 PM
Five-star thread

:lol :lol :lol :lol

JohnMax
12-29-2014, 11:39 PM
I seem to recall a Supreme Court decision in the late 1990s that said a coach slapping his player's behind is not sexual harassment, but that same coach slapping his secretary's behind would be.

Done_And_Done
12-29-2014, 11:40 PM
Happens every once an a while when I play puck. Wasn't really common in all my years of playing soccer.

Just don't touch my bare ass in the locker room and we're good. Unless you just mositurized. Preferably a lotion that smells like unpicked orchards. Bright pink ones... Like the colour of my bleached ace of spades.

Thunderfan86
12-29-2014, 11:59 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Mlp_Gcc_5Q
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Thanks for posting this....my first time hearing about these guys. I'm about to be up all night watching these little skits. This shit is funny as hell. :cheers:

Thunderfan86
12-30-2014, 12:03 AM
Why is it I told you the answer and people are still like "yeah how did this come about?" I JUST TOLD YOU.


Close thread.
Dude, aren't you the guy that makes thread titles to make people think one thing and then it turns out to be something completely different? I can't take you serious....GTFOH nikka :lol

SpecialQue
12-30-2014, 12:06 AM
It's a sniff test. A guy slaps another guy's ass, and then discretely sniffs his palm. Typically, if a man is open for ****, he'll fart on the guy's hand when he gets slapped. At least, that's what I've been told by those who know.

CelticBaller
12-30-2014, 12:10 AM
It's a sniff test. A guy slaps another guy's ass, and then discretely sniffs his palm. Typically, if a man is open for ****, he'll fart on the guy's hand when he gets slapped. At least, that's what I've been told by those who know.
ok richard jefferson

Tmuston Beltics
12-30-2014, 12:19 AM
http://i.imgur.com/B3Wu9Na.gif

Number 7 is like what the fek is going on:roll:

Droid101
12-30-2014, 12:53 AM
:oldlol: @ the Grant Hill .gif

It became cool like...forever ago. All my sports-playing life this happened. Call it gay or whatever, I don't care. I never sucked a guy's dick cos he slapped me on the ass.
Duh, it's not gay unless your balls touch.

Real14
12-30-2014, 12:58 AM
There's nothing gay about it.
http://i.imgur.com/9n60E.gif

L.Kizzle
12-30-2014, 01:07 AM
Ass-slappin is actually a form of dominance. It started as a player would basically be killing his opponent, than as a sign of disrespect he'd slap his ass. So not only are you getting destroyed, the player than precedes to pat you on the booty. Ultimate disrespect.

Look it up.

Audio One
12-30-2014, 01:08 AM
http://i.imgur.com/B3Wu9Na.gif


http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/lenox-second-city/assets_c/2011/04/6a00d8341c730253ef014e607a8946970c-800wi-thumb-342x238-354599.jpg

http://blogimages.thescore.com/tbj/files/2013/03/reggie-evans-chris-kaman-balls.jpg

:biggums:

buddha
12-30-2014, 02:28 AM
Where did this practice come from?

Penn State

PsychoBe
12-30-2014, 02:55 AM
Penn State

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Lexington Steel
12-30-2014, 03:00 AM
http://i.imgur.com/B3Wu9Na.gif
:roll:

Done_And_Done
12-30-2014, 04:06 AM
Number 7 is like what the fek is going on:roll:

Consider yourself lucky for not being familiar with #7. He gets no ass smacks.

Mr. I'm So Rad
12-30-2014, 04:32 AM
Consider yourself lucky for not being familiar with #7. He gets no ass smacks.

Only thing he smacks is hardwood

http://i.minus.com/iOrthIgr3Bv8u.gif

Heavincent
12-30-2014, 04:38 AM
http://i.imgur.com/B3Wu9Na.gif

I they think they both got ejected for this, and then walked off the court laughing together.

Definitely one of the more bizarre moments in NBA history.

SamuraiSWISH
12-30-2014, 05:27 AM
It's a sniff test. A guy slaps another guy's ass, and then discretely sniffs his palm. Typically, if a man is open for ****, he'll fart on the guy's hand when he gets slapped. At least, that's what I've been told by those who know.
Now your avatar makes sense.

stephanieg
12-30-2014, 08:36 AM
Homosexuals are the manliest men. They're so manly they don't want to pollute themselves with women and their irrational, feminine emotions. Once you're that manly only other manly men will do. The Spartans and Greeks in general had this all figured out.

Macho culture in general is pretty gay. Once guys start talking about their masculinity and being manly you know some fruity shit is about to happen. Just look at college fraternities, or the down low culture. "It's not gay if you're on top." Okay, guy.

SexSymbol
12-30-2014, 08:55 AM
Homosexuals are the manliest men. They're so manly they don't want to pollute themselves with women and their irrational, feminine emotions. Once you're that manly only other manly men will do. The Spartans and Greeks in general had this all figured out.

Macho culture in general is pretty gay. Once guys start talking about their masculinity and being manly you know some fruity shit is about to happen. Just look at college fraternities, or the down low culture. "It's not gay if you're on top." Okay, guy.
f a g

madmax17
12-30-2014, 08:55 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7peAj_o_NxA&t=0m45s

Here is what actually happened that day.

LJJ
12-30-2014, 09:00 AM
https://i.imgur.com/DxxsKI0.png

coin24
12-30-2014, 09:29 AM
Macho man is a cover for closet homosexual, just like the guys that constantly tell you how big there c0ck is, in reality it's tiny and they want a real big di.ck alpha like kobe to come and rape them:rockon:

coin24
12-30-2014, 09:31 AM
Homosexuals are the manliest men. They're so manly they don't want to pollute themselves with women and their irrational, feminine emotions. Once you're that manly only other manly men will do. The Spartans and Greeks in general had this all figured out.

Macho culture in general is pretty gay. Once guys start talking about their masculinity and being manly you know some fruity shit is about to happen. Just look at college fraternities, or the down low culture. "It's not gay if you're on top." Okay, guy.


It's only gay if you push back, or cuddle afterwards

Thunderfan86
12-30-2014, 05:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7peAj_o_NxA&t=0m45s

Here is what actually happened that day.
:roll: :roll: :roll:

Hey Yo
12-30-2014, 05:43 PM
My earliest memories of this practice is in baseball. You would always see the 1st base coach come over and pat the ass of his teammate who just hit a single.