I have very small hands, I wear a size 9 shoe, and I have a 5'7 wingspan...

[stalkerforlife]

All this and i'm 6'0 even without shoes.

Talk about a beta build.

I have dated girls with bigger hands and feet than me. Embarrassing as hell.

:facepalm

[LOLCATS]

You seem like a very nice guy, your personality will hopefully shine through and they will like you for you. If not they aren't worth your time. :)

[Bandito]

You seem like a very nice guy, your personality will hopefully shine through and they will like you for you. If not they aren't worth your time. :)
Are you hitting on Op?

[LOLCATS]

Are you hitting on Op?

I already have a girlfriend, so no. Thanks for taking an interest in my romantic life though.

[Myth]

All this and i'm 6'0 even without shoes.

Talk about a beta build.

I have dated girls with bigger hands and feet than me. Embarrassing as hell.

:facepalm

OP has T-Rex arms.

[chosen_one6]

I already have a boyriend, so no. Thanks for taking an interest in my romantic life though.

Fixed

[LOLCATS]

Go ahead and make jokes. My girlfriend is beautiful, and an amazing person. You think some idiots making jokes on an online forum is going to affect me when I have the girl of my dreams waiting at home for me?

[LOLCATS]

Have any of the people attacking me ever had sex before?

[chosen_one6]

Have any of the people attacking me ever had sex before?

Yes, and every partner I've had did not have a pen*s. Same can not be said for you.

[chosen_one6]

Go ahead and make jokes. My boyfriend is beautiful, and an amazing person. You think some idiots making jokes on an online forum is going to affect me when I have the man of my dreams waiting at home for me?

Fixed again

[Knicks101]

Have any of the people attacking me ever had sex before?

Jam hasn't but I'm sure he'd prefer if his first didn't have a big ass dick. He'd choose virginity over banging dudes 10 times out of 10.

[iTare]

6'4 209 pounds 7'1 wingspan huge hands and feet and a small gap in my front teeth

[Knicks101]

Oh and how big is your dick OP? LOLCATS pmed me and said he's too nervous to ask.

[LOLCATS]

Oh and how big is your dick OP? LOLCATS pmed me and said he's too nervous to ask.

No I didn't. I am not gay so obviously I have no interest in his size. Keep making stupid jokes though.

[Knicks101]

No I didn't. I am not gay so obviously I have no interest in his size. Keep making stupid jokes though.

See if I ever help you out again? I hate gays now, great job. I'm prejudiced thanks to you and I'll judge all of your gay brothers based on this one experience I had with you. I hope I don't have a gay son, his life will suck and it's all your fault.

[imdaman99]

No I didn't. I am not gay so obviously I have no interest in his size. Keep making stupid jokes though.
Do you prefer your transgenders with penises or them having removed them either surgically or self mutilation methods? Everyone has a preference.

[KobesFinger]

5'11, 170lbs, 12% body fat, UK size 10 shoe (US size 11), 6'6 wingspan, 8" hands

[LOLCATS]

See if I ever help you out again? I hate gays now, great job. I'm prejudiced thanks to you and I'll judge all of your gay brothers based on this one experience I had with you. I hope I don't have a gay son, his life will suck and it's all your fault.

What I have ever done to you? You say experience you had with me, but really, what have I ever done to offend you? Have I ever treated you badly for any reason?

[Knicks101]

What I have ever done to you? You say experience you had with me, but really, what have I ever done to offend you? Have I ever treated you badly for any reason?

I see myself in you, but you do not.

[chosen_one6]

I see myself in you, but you do not.

I'm pretty sure he sees himself in you too, especially if you wear a wig and get implants.

[Fudge]

You were pretty ALPHA to me last night, OP. ;)

[Knicks101]

I'm pretty sure he sees himself in you too, especially if you wear a wig and get implants.

http://www.hiyoooo.com

[dude77]

if you think you're small then you will be small .. I've seen some short dudes who have more alphaness in them than 10 big built tall guys put together .. it's all in your mind


of course none of that means shit if you're like 4' or something lol

[Myth]

5'5", 345lbs, 39% body fat, size 6 shoe, 7'7" wingspan, 4" hands

[waseem780]

5'10
6'4 wingspan with 7inch hands from wrist to tip of middle finger. Male average is 7.3 inches I believe. So I have long ass arms with below average sized hands
Size 11 shoes.
190 lbs

[Lebron23]

You need to cut your hair bro.

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

:facepalm

Your ABILITY to PROTECT and POTENTIALLY DOMINATE OTHER MEN defines you as a man in the eyes of woman.

Stop making excuses.

"Doubt me? Well, consider this- in just 20 years, Egyptian citizens installed roughly 800 tons of stone block every day, fitting it with a level of precision that only the best modern stonemasons could match. Fo[U][B]r those two decades, the brutal little ****ers (the average Egyptian man was 5

[StephHamann]

:facepalm

Your ABILITY to PROTECT and POTENTIALLY DOMINATE OTHER MEN defines you as a man in the eyes of woman.

Stop making excuses.

"Doubt me? Well, consider this- in just 20 years, Egyptian citizens installed roughly 800 tons of stone block every day, fitting it with a level of precision that only the best modern stonemasons could match. For those two decades, the brutal little ****ers (the average Egyptian man was 5’2″) moved and set 2.3 million limestone and granite blocks weighing up to 80 tons (Great Pyramid). If that weren’t impressive enough, they also built the Valley Temple, a feat modern engineers say we could not duplicate because the cranes that could lift the 200 ton blocks could not operate in the small space the temple occupies. " - Chaos and Pain

So building pyramids will get me laid nonstop?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif

[dude77]

So building pyramids will get me laid nonstop?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif

:oldlol:

[Lebron23]

Bro.....haven't you ever seen ancient aliens?!

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/853/098/358/resized/ancient-aliens-invisible-something-meme-generator-im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-but-it-was-aliens-a0f6bd.jpg


Dude is a very funny poster. He also pretended that he died in 2009.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=136836&page=5

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

So building pyramids will get me laid nonstop?

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/mind_blown.gif

Damn fukking straight.

Make a MONUMENTAL wonder of the world and the ladies will LINE UP TO SUCK THE SEED OF A SUCCESS WITH STRENGTH CREATIVITY AND FITNESS

AND NONE OF YOUR STUPID SARCASM WILL MATTER WHEN STALKER CREATES HIS OWN ENGINEERED GIFT TO THE WORLD

[Lebron23]

Damn fukking straight.

Make a MONUMENTAL wonder of the world and the ladies will LINE UP TO SUCK THE SEED OF A SUCCESS WITH STRENGTH CREATIVITY AND FITNESS

AND NONE OF YOUR STUPID SARCASM WILL MATTER WHEN STALKER CREATES HIS OWN ENGINEERED GIFT TO THE WORLD


You reminded me of Gandhi.

[ArbitraryWater]

Love me some Jefferson Money..

any time he posts I either chuckle or its something informative

[StephHamann]

Damn fukking straight.

Make a MONUMENTAL wonder of the world and the ladies will LINE UP TO SUCK THE SEED OF A SUCCESS WITH STRENGTH CREATIVITY AND FITNESS

AND NONE OF YOUR STUPID SARCASM WILL MATTER WHEN STALKER CREATES HIS OWN ENGINEERED GIFT TO THE WORLD

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/Heliopolis200501.JPG

I will build one of those big boys, they look alpha as ****

[Lebron23]

Love me some Jefferson Money..

any time he posts I either chuckle or its something informative


I cannot believe that you are 2 years younger than russwest0 aka simon.

[ArbitraryWater]

I cannot believe that you are 2 years younger than russwest0 aka simon.

Pretty sure he's more than 2 years older.. he's in his mid 20s I believe

[Bosnian Sajo]

6 FOOT, 180 pounds 7'1 wingspan, I can scratch my knees without bendinggggg bitches.

[Micku]

Bro.....haven't you ever seen ancient aliens?!

http://assets.diylol.com/hfs/853/098/358/resized/ancient-aliens-invisible-something-meme-generator-im-not-saying-it-was-aliens-but-it-was-aliens-a0f6bd.jpg

Are we talking Mars Attack aliens?
http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNzc4NzE5OTIwNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjk2MTEyMQ@@._ V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg

Or illegal aliens?
http://alienzoneroswellnm.com/images/IllegalAlien.jpg

[STATUTORY]

The only length that matters is the one you didn't mention OP

don't be down, as long as u got a big nice c@ck u don't need to compensate for anything

[oarabbus]

OP come on now, you're 6' tall. You don't know how how its shitty to be well under 6', even if the small hands/feet/wingspan may be shitty. Being 6' or more matters a lot

[stalkerforlife]

To those wondering, I also have a small package. It is just shy of 6 inches, but well below average girth wise. If you know anything about being an unsatisfying lover, you will know GIRTH is a true indicator of an impressive package. Length is useless and irrelevant unless you're like 2 inches, which no one is while hard.

I have a pencil dikk and I can't satisfy women.

[niko]

Go ahead and make jokes. My girlfriend is beautiful, and an amazing person. You think some idiots making jokes on an online forum is going to affect me when I have the girl of my dreams waiting at home for me?
You're girlfriend is beautiful but you spend all day dreaming of sex with men? That's a bit off.

[Mr. Jabbar]

To those wondering, I also have a small package. It is just shy of 6 inches, but well below average girth wise. If you know anything about being an unsatisfying lover, you will know GIRTH is a true indicator of an impressive package. Length is useless and irrelevant unless you're like 2 inches, which no one is while hard.

I have a pencil dikk and I can't satisfy women.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Bandito]

You're girlfriend is beautiful but you spend all day dreaming of sex with men? That's a bit off.
Thats not a female girl hes talking about but a male girl.

[Fudge]

To those wondering, I also have a small package. It is just shy of 6 inches, but well below average girth wise. If you know anything about being an unsatisfying lover, you will know GIRTH is a true indicator of an impressive package. Length is useless and irrelevant unless you're like 2 inches, which no one is while hard.

I have a pencil dikk and I can't satisfy women.
:roll:

[STATUTORY]

To those wondering, I also have a small package. It is just shy of 6 inches, but well below average girth wise. If you know anything about being an unsatisfying lover, you will know GIRTH is a true indicator of an impressive package. Length is useless and irrelevant unless you're like 2 inches, which no one is while hard.

I have a pencil dikk and I can't satisfy women.

girth is easier to fix then length, take a couple slices of nova lox low sodium smoked salmon, wrap them around your *****. from beta to alpha in 60 seconds

i mean ur dick will smell and ur technically ****ing a fish but it's got girth