View Full Version : Chandler Parsons has lost all his athleticism in the span of one season
masonanddixon
01-05-2015, 08:57 PM
I don't know if it's because I didn't follow him closely enough on Houston, but he's completely unathletic now and struggles to finish on drives.
Also, his pump fake 3 pointer is the stupidest shit in the world.
HGH ban just came in. Test will be beaten by playoff time, dont worry.
CavaliersFTW
01-05-2015, 09:20 PM
HGH is a helluva drug.
Lebron and Chandler Parsons athleticism has visibly exited before our very eyes.
JohnFreeman
01-05-2015, 09:21 PM
He is white
masonanddixon
01-05-2015, 09:32 PM
He is white
Cousins is black and he's even more unathletic.
masonanddixon
01-05-2015, 09:32 PM
HGH ban just came in. Test will be beaten by playoff time, dont worry.
Wasn't he skinny though?
masonanddixon
01-05-2015, 09:33 PM
HGH is a helluva drug.
Lebron and Chandler Parsons athleticism has visibly exited before our very eyes.
But Parsons was always a skinnyshit.
CavaliersFTW
01-05-2015, 09:35 PM
Wasn't he skinny though?
But Parsons was always a skinnyshit.
So was Lance Armstrong
LoneyROY7
01-05-2015, 09:36 PM
HGH ban just came in. Test will be beaten by playoff time, dont worry.
Blake's gonna beast in the playoffs. :rockon:
masonanddixon
01-05-2015, 09:36 PM
So was Lance Armstrong
But Lance was on synthetic erythropoetin, totally different.
JohnFreeman
01-05-2015, 09:38 PM
Cousins is black and he's even more unathletic.
Cousins is unathletic? k
La Frescobaldi
01-05-2015, 09:39 PM
But Lance was on synthetic erythropoetin, totally different.
point remains though.
new rules, suddenly worser players
But Lance was on synthetic erythropoetin, totally different.
They blood test now, anything can be seen not only hgh.
masonanddixon
01-05-2015, 09:40 PM
Cousins is unathletic? k
He has like a 12 inch vertical, son.
CavaliersFTW
01-05-2015, 09:41 PM
He has like a 12 inch vertical, son.
strong as a bull and coordinated though
masonanddixon
01-05-2015, 09:41 PM
They blood test now, anything can be seen not only hgh.
I wonder if guys will start using Insulin-like Growth Factor now, then.
buddha
01-05-2015, 09:41 PM
chandler never had athleticism.
why do you think he was always so slow and unplayable in 2k
masonanddixon
01-05-2015, 09:42 PM
chandler never had athleticism.
why do you think he was always so slow and unplayable in 2k
I just remember him dunking on everyone when he was a Rocket.
He looks slow as shit and a bit portly as a Maverick.
Also no one falls for his half assed pump fake from 25 feet.
SCdac
01-05-2015, 09:48 PM
Idk about his athleticism, but never been a big fan of how many 3's he attempts , regardless of his %'s. Used to think it was just Houston's system that lead to it, but now that he's in Dallas his game doesn't seem to have changed or improved
Idk about his athleticism, but never been a big fan of how many 3's he attempts , regardless of his %'s. Used to think it was just Houston's system that lead to it, but now that he's in Dallas his game doesn't seem to have changed or improved
He was always a good role player. Luckily Dirk is paying his salary. But at least Ariza's shot is broke so Houston cant have all the gloating to themselves.
Smoke117
01-05-2015, 10:00 PM
He's never had much to begin with?
DMAVS41
01-05-2015, 10:10 PM
His numbers may look good to the outside observer, but he's been really bad so far this year.
He gets the ball in only the best situations ever and he's not asked to do anything like make a move or create. His defense is slightly below average as well...
He'd be a nice value type player if he was making 8 million a year. The fact he makes as much as he does makes him absurdly over-valued for his price.
I'm still holding out hope that Rick can get him playing a different way, but ugh...games like tonight so far have been far too common. Just too many long stretches where he makes absolutely no impact on the damn game.
JohnFreeman
01-05-2015, 10:14 PM
I thought Dallas had a really good shooting coach? Turned Kidd into a spot up
StephHamann
01-05-2015, 10:31 PM
I'm posting in here since there is no game thread, 8 straight stops from Dallas and the bench celebrates like they made dunk each time. Is it only Rondo? Something has changed about defensive effort man, feels good to see them actually play D.
DMAVS41
01-05-2015, 10:35 PM
The Chandler Parsons special. Miss wide open big 3...give up layup on other end.
Jesus...1-9 and just no impact at all.
masonanddixon
01-05-2015, 10:41 PM
Parsons has been playing ELITE defense since early December
DMAVS41
01-05-2015, 10:46 PM
Parsons has been playing ELITE defense since early December
:wtf:
SCdac
01-05-2015, 10:49 PM
I'm posting in here since there is no game thread, 8 straight stops from Dallas and the bench celebrates like they made dunk each time. Is it only Rondo? Something has changed about defensive effort man, feels good to see them actually play D.
yeah, when your team plays above-average or elite D it's just priceless. . Takes alot of effort and can't bank on just skills and talent (like you can for offense). A motivated Rondo and Ellis is a good duo of guards who can get there hands on some steals for sure. Tyson too is a former DPOY... Granted, it's just the nets
StephHamann
01-05-2015, 10:56 PM
Granted, it's just the nets
That's true, and overtime in this garbage game, mavs shoot 38% :biggums:
kunk75
01-05-2015, 10:56 PM
you don't gain any muscle on HGH without insulin being added in...so I've heard
kunk75
01-05-2015, 10:58 PM
I wonder if guys will start using Insulin-like Growth Factor now, then.
There's no way to test for IGF-1 (nor really HGH despite what people say) and testosterone propionate is out of the system in days. guys are smarter than the system and that fool gary waddler. I've tested clean 3 days before a competition.
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