Great Moments in Islamic History recreated in MS Paint

[AlphaWolf24]

Don't be scared Homeys...

http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr320/BruceBlitz/crayon_zps39380d2f.jpg

[SugarHill]

lmfao

[rezznor]

Don't be scared Homeys...

http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr320/BruceBlitz/crayon_zps39380d2f.jpg
http://blackjeezus.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/muham02.png
Mohammed approves

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

... Well if you're TRULY interested.

There are youtube vids that show

- A Battle where a gang of undisciplined soldiers conquered a foe much larger.. in Makkah

- ... Anything by AVveroes, AVicenna, Imam Ghazi,

- Selim the Grim's abduction of philosophers, librarians and others

- Lot of female warriors believe it or not

- Technically Sufism could be incorporated as well.

- Anything regarding the Mameluke's Stand Against the Mongols especially in the camp of Baybars... a fearsome foe

- Period of time in Spain with Moorish prosperity (Othello)

- That old rickety dude who stood up against Mussolini

- THat Pakistani guy who created massive healthcare programs

- The slave guy who was being tortured but screamed Ahad Ahad... kind of like how the USMC gives purple hearts to the people whose fingers get cut off and STILL don't squeal adhering to their sense of Honor and Semper Fi.

- Akbar the Great's reign

- The inventions of the marching band and other practices by the Ottomans ... although they were mighty rude to the Wallachians

- Tipu Sultan vs. the British

- Of course Muhammad Ali and Malcolm X and... I guess Tyson and Bronson for a brief sketch of time in prison :oldlol:

- Assad and Hussein and Gaddafi's ACTUAL BENEVOLENT ACTIONS during their reign.. i.e. protecting minorities, promoting prosperity


- King Solomon vs Queen Sheva (can be applied to any Abrahamic religion)

... that's just scratching the surface. There's bound to be a lot going around in the lands of the Middle East/North Africa/SE Europe Sicily Spain/South Asia for various spans amongst 1400 years.

[Clyde]

kids these days

[Raymone]

A friendlier take:

http://i.imgur.com/ws50a2h.png

[rezznor]

for the kiddies

http://pretmetmohammed.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/pretmetmohammed-paint.jpg

[Trollsmasher]

50000 hours in MS Paint

http://puu.sh/efBpr/491466c88d.png

[AlphaWolf24]

... Well if you're TRULY interested.



- Lot of female warriors believe it or not

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will do!

[AlphaWolf24]

A friendlier take:

http://i.imgur.com/ws50a2h.png


kinda looks like Frozen Harden....:cheers:

[MavsSuperFan]

http://i.imgur.com/mAMLFpF.png

[imdaman99]

:oldlol:

Charlie died for your sins guys.

[MavsSuperFan]

:oldlol:

Charlie died for your sins guys.
Honestly the cartoonists were all much better people than Abū al-Qāsim Muḥammad ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn ʿAbd al-Muṭṭalib ibn Hāshim

[AlphaWolf24]

... Well if you're TRULY interested.



- Lot of female warriors believe it or not

.


http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr320/BruceBlitz/pic_zps8d9429dd.jpg

Nusaybah Bint Ka'ab - The First Woman Warrior( aka Human shield) of Islam


For women, Islam has been a special blessing. In Arabia, before the advent of Islam, the birth of a female child was regarded as a great misfortune and a shame, and cruel fathers buried them alive: "When news is brought to one of them of the birth of a female child, his face darkens, and he is filled with inner grief. With shame does he hide himself from his people, because of the bad news he had. Shall he retain it on sufferance and contempt, or bury it in the dust? Ah! What an evil choice they decide on.


At this point, Nusaybah went forward, with her sword unsheathed and her bow in her hand, to join the small group who were standing firm with the Prophet, using her as a human shield to protect him from the arrows of the non-believers. Every time danger approached the Prophet she hastened to protect him.

[D-FENS]

Great thread!

[LJJ]

http://i.imgur.com/Y3aEsLt.png

[9erempiree]

http://i.imgur.com/mAMLFpF.png

:lol

[Andrew Wiggins]

To be fair that was one of the greatest moments in all of world history not just Islamic. Just like the Sack of Rome, or the Soviet invasion of Berlin, or the final battle in the Lord of the Rings, Or the destruction of the Death Star. When an evil Empire is on its knees is one of the most beautiful things around. Im glad we were all alive to see it.

the bait is strong in this one :lol

[D-FENS]

http://i.imgur.com/sFkMEYH.png

[9erempiree]

http://i.imgur.com/sFkMEYH.png

:lol :lol :lol :lol

I've done spit my damn drink.....

[AlphaWolf24]

http://i.imgur.com/Y3aEsLt.png


Dem windows.....

nice work..

[9erempiree]

http://s22.postimg.org/uoj0qm5pt/Untitled.png

[DCL]

I can't MS Paint, but I have a picture of Muḥammad ibn ʿAbd Allāh ibn ʿAbd al-Muṭṭalib ibn Hāshim

http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/7/77/Dog_shit.jpg

[RoseCity07]

What I don't understand is if you're not allowed to draw this guy then how the f*ck does anyone know what he looks like? Maybe they depicted some random as arab guy, and if that's the case, maybe they killed some guy that drew a picture of their cousin that happens to be named Muhammed.

How f*cking detailed does the picture have to be to be considered Muhammed.

[StephHamann]

How f*cking detailed does the picture have to be to be considered Muhammed.
http://i.imgur.com/sFkMEYH.png

this one is detailed enough

[BlazerRed]

http://i.imgur.com/sFkMEYH.png
Holy shit RIP D-FENS :roll:

[AlphaWolf24]

Holy shit RIP D-FENS :roll:


something tells me D - Fens is ready!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SqyWuV3Mciw/T4CgR5oCJ1I/AAAAAAAAAGk/jsTCPOA7U1I/s1600/matrixsuitsup.gif


be prepared all you artists out there!

[9erempiree]

To commemorate and show my support.

#wearecharlie

http://s18.postimg.org/go1mqn0zd/Untitled2.png

[BlazerRed]

something tells me D - Fens is ready!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SqyWuV3Mciw/T4CgR5oCJ1I/AAAAAAAAAGk/jsTCPOA7U1I/s1600/matrixsuitsup.gif


be prepared all you artists out there!
:lol

[D-FENS]

something tells me D - Fens is ready!!!

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SqyWuV3Mciw/T4CgR5oCJ1I/AAAAAAAAAGk/jsTCPOA7U1I/s1600/matrixsuitsup.gif


be prepared all you artists out there!

Let off some steam, ISIS!
http://i.imgur.com/BS07NUt.gif

[SexSymbol]

Do you think like if we, normal people, light up lighters or phone screens and wave them around in the concert as the slow songs are playing, do terrorists do the same with dynamite sticks?
Would explain why there aren't any famous arabic artists, their fanbase keeps dying out

[SexSymbol]

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/13/article-0-1313161B000005DC-620_233x423.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1911194!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/shakira21n-4-web.jpg

PS. Freddie isnt Arab but if i told you where he was from you wouldnt know the difference anyway
I know where Mercury was born, I have been near that place lol
It doesn't make him an arab singer, he made his whole career in britain, even if he got there in the late teens, I don't remember the exact age

And Shakira only somewhat qualifies coz she adds those arabic belly dances in her music videos. Her music style is mostly latino which is not close to arab.

So still no globally famous arab singer

[D-FENS]

Freddie is Iranian - fubba-dubba-jihad!

[Overdrive]

I dont understand what point you were trying to make then? You said theres no famous 'Arab' artists. Shakira is Lebanese, and Freddie is Persian (I know theyre not Arab). Are you trying to say that there are no famous Arab artists from Arab countries? How would you know whats famous in the Arab world/Muslim world when you dont know anything about the region/culture/people? Are you trying to say that just because YOU dont listen to Arabic music that it doesnt exist? Does Eastern European Slavic music? Does German Music exist? Does Mandarin exist? So just because they sing in a language other than English/Spanish (The common languages of the USA) it means they dont have fame or arent popular?

Mercury was born on Zanzibar to british-idian parents. Maybe you mix up Parsi and Persians.

[Bandito]

Shakira is Colombian

[SexSymbol]

I dont understand what point you were trying to make then? You said theres no famous 'Arab' artists. Shakira is Lebanese, and Freddie is Persian (I know theyre not Arab). Are you trying to say that there are no famous Arab artists from Arab countries? How would you know whats famous in the Arab world/Muslim world when you dont know anything about the region/culture/people? Are you trying to say that just because YOU dont listen to Arabic music that it doesnt exist? Does Eastern European Slavic music? Does German Music exist? Does Mandarin exist? So just because they sing in a language other than English/Spanish (The common languages of the USA) it means they dont have fame or arent popular?
It was clearly a joke, albeit with some truth in it.
There aren't any global stars from arabic countries.
There's rammstein and falco from germany, eastern european countries don't have one, I know, I live here, but any of us are way too small as countries to have somebody that big and influential.

[Deuce Bigalow]

Holy shit :oldlol:

Religion of peace

Rip in peace

[ThemBombs]

http://s27.postimg.org/6abx5dnib/great_moment_in_islamic_history.png

[pauk]

wow, you to AlphaWolf24?

Damn this Kobetard family, not only are you Kobetards but ironically you all are also these anti-islam/nazi/racist/douchebags aswell.....? :biggums:

[pauk]

http://s27.postimg.org/6abx5dnib/great_moment_in_islamic_history.png

It is a joke? What is your religion? Christianity? Judaism? Just as much / if not more of a joke...... want to see their funny pics of "great moments"?

[BasedTom]

http://i.imgur.com/Y3aEsLt.png
Paul Wolfowitz is a Muslim?

[Lakers]

Shakira is Colombian

She has a Christian Lebanese father which oddly enough is what Salma Hayek's father is. Most Christian Lebanese are mostly European blooded, but you could still say they both are half Arab.

[ThemBombs]

It is a joke? What is your religion? Christianity? Judaism? Just as much / if not more of a joke...... want to see their funny pics of "great moments"?
:oldlol:
my religion isn't important right now. and no matter what my religion is, at least it wasn't founded by the ****ing Genghis Khan of the desert.

we're mocking a religion and form of government founded by a homicidal, pedophile warlord maniac who roved the desert with his following, raping, stealing, pillaging, and killing anybody who didn't submit to his ways. The name "Islam" in itself means submission. Mohammed's writings are a "how-to" for his followers to do the same thing; it's why Islam will never have an enlightenment anytime soon and why hundreds of millions of fundamentalists exist.

Islam's entire driving purpose is the complete domination of the world, and the goal is to have everyone convert, or to be slaves to Islamic masters, or to be executed if they refuse either of the two choices.

Islam is poison. while it is true every religion has blood on their hands, these same religions had progressed from that type of barbarism CENTURIES ago. Islam will not for entire generations; its likely that it never will.

[ThemBombs]

She has a Christian Lebanese father which oddly enough is what Salma Hayek's father is. Most Christian Lebanese are mostly European blooded, but you could still say they both are half Arab.
half Christian Arab, and 100% not Muslim.

[imdaman99]

:oldlol:
my religion isn't important right now. and no matter what my religion is, at least it wasn't founded by the ****ing Genghis Khan of the desert.

we're mocking a religion and form of government founded by a homicidal, pedophile warlord maniac who roved the desert with his following, raping, stealing, pillaging, and killing anybody who didn't submit to his ways. The name "Islam" in itself means submission. Mohammed's writings are a "how-to" for his followers to do the same thing; it's why Islam will never have an enlightenment anytime soon and why hundreds of millions of fundamentalists exist.

Islam's entire driving purpose is the complete domination of the world, and the goal is to have everyone convert, or to be slaves to Islamic masters, or to be executed if they refuse either of the two choices.

Islam is poison. while it is true every religion has blood on their hands, these same religions had progressed from that type of barbarism CENTURIES ago. Islam will not for entire generations; its likely that it never will.
So much anger and delusion in 1 post :oldlol:

#NotEveryIslamophobe

[tomtucker]

It is a joke? What is your religion? Christianity? Judaism? Just as much / if not more of a joke...... want to see their funny pics of "great moments"?

yes, show us some "funny pics"........ from this century of course

[Jello]

http://i.imgur.com/mAMLFpF.png
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Dresta]

Typical Lithuanian :oldlol: :oldlol:

Just beacuse Americans have no culture or understand other languages it means that the rest of the worlds music must suck.

:oldlol: :oldlol: @ Rammstein being considered the greatest German language musicians in the world:banana: :banana: :banana:

PS. To whoever said Parsi and Persian are different. Of cors theyre different, but only as different as an Englishman and an American of English descent.
To be honest, most ears that have been brought up in Europe or America are not going to like Arab music, and that is because it is built on a different structure of scales.

But also, the hardline muslims seek to outlaw music, because rhythm is something that appears divine to the human ear, and there can be no divine distraction from the worshipping of the pure divinity. This is one of the many reasons why Islam is a more severe and less flexible religion than Christianity, and why it is the most total, the most submissive.

[Trollsmasher]

wow, you to AlphaWolf24?

Damn this Kobetard family, not only are you Kobetards but ironically you all are also these anti-islam/nazi/racist/douchebags aswell.....? :biggums:
"muh, can't defend my fetish religion, better throw up some buzzwords"

btw this is a cool song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lndUZX0PDqk

[Bandito]

It is a joke? What is your religion? Christianity? Judaism? Just as much / if not more of a joke...... want to see their funny pics of "great moments"?
Do we have to wait for that as well. Still waiting on those vids about Kobe/MJ flops.

[LEFT4DEAD]

So many butthurt "real" Christians on here, and the evidence for it are all of these threads about Islam. Btw how is stoning of your not-virgin bitch ass wives progressing? :lol

[pauk]

Do we have to wait for that as well. Still waiting on those vids about Kobe/MJ flops.


yes, show us some "funny pics"........ from this century of course

No, i dont sink myself to your standards. Its insulting, there is many christians, jews & muslims here.... i have nothing against religion and im not even religious, i have something against people though, thats the real problem.... in this forum people like you or OP, most here in this thread actually, who are the only ones that display IDIOCRACY, who just so happen to be of the Christian religion but oh well....

Ultimately i blame JEFF.... for allowing this anti-religion/nazi/racism/douchebaggery crap to go on....

[LEFT4DEAD]

No, i dont sink myself to your standards. Its insulting, there is many christians, jews & muslims here.... i have nothing against religion and im not even religious, i have something against people though, thats the real problem.... in this forum people like you or OP, most here in this thread actually, who are the only ones that display IDIOCRACY, who just so happen to be of the Christian religion but oh well....

Ultimately i blame JEFF.... for allowing this anti-religion/nazi/racism/douchebaggery crap to go on....
well since jeff is a jew i think he actually enjoys these hate threads toward muslims. Im glad that there are so many butthurt Islam haters. How perfect is our religion :bowdown: :bowdown:

[pauk]

well since jeff is a jew i think he actually enjoys these hate threads toward muslims. Im glad that there are so many butthurt Islam haters. How perfect is our religion :bowdown: :bowdown:

I hope Jeff isnt like that, then there is no point for me to stay here.

I dont mind the freedom of this forum, the trolls.... but when its to far, then its to far... this... and racism.... its to far.... cant believe i see this shit in a basketball forum and from many posters who i thought were cool dudes... i liked AlphaWolf24 (OP) for years for example, we had fun discussing ball and fun in his other MS Paint thread.... damn...

[AlphaWolf24]

I hope Jeff isnt like that, then there is no point for me to stay here.

I dont mind the freedom of this forum, the trolls.... but when its to far, then its to far... this... and racism.... its to far.... cant believe i see this shit in a basketball forum and from many posters who i thought were cool dudes... i liked AlphaWolf24 (OP) for years for example, we had fun discussing ball and fun in his other MS Paint thread.... damn...


WYF did I do????

I don't eat Pork...

I never celebrate a "white Christmas"...

I'm down with GangStarr...



- I'm F'ing Drawing pictures....I don't care what's it's about....just using Islamic as an example since that's the reason those Azzholes went crazy and killed people.....over F'ing drawings....

- if it was someone else ( or a different religion) I would draw pictures about them to.

- Jesus the Zombie wizard Jew Virgin Mary and Pedo Mohammed......Pauk.....Grow up!!!

[KyrieTheFuture]

How could you forget the classic Arab hit that the Iraqi Army made a music video to?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stHFXe2jrn0

[Bandito]

WYF did I do????

I don't eat Pork...

I never celebrate a "white Christmas"...

I'm down with GangStarr...



- I'm F'ing Drawing pictures....I don't care what's it's about....just using Islamic as an example since that's the reason those Azzholes went crazy and killed people.....over F'ing drawings....

- if it was someone else ( or a different religion) I would draw pictures about them to.

- Jesus the Zombie wizard Jew Virgin Mary and Pedo Mohammed......Pauk.....Grow up!!!
pauk is just a moron ignore that troll.

[9erempiree]

This is not a hate thread.

This is in support of Charlie.

Je suis Charlie.

[Miss Bella]

Ultimately i blame JEFF.... for allowing this anti-religion/nazi/racism/douchebaggery crap to go on....
Why would he not allow anti religious topics in the off topic lounge? I am semi religious but I don't get my panties in a bunch over people disagreeing or mocking my religion. This is not racism or anything of that sort I was born a Christian but ultimately I made the choice of adhering to the religion, my parents never forced me, never threatened but most importantly it is something I can keep for myself.

If you want to be a muslim then fine, that is your choice but be prepared to face criticism for when people feel the need to voice their opinion of what they think is a barbaric or backward religion. Just like all the other religious people do.

[Miss Bella]

To clarify and try to look at it from their perspective... To atheists, the quaran is just a book, a work of fiction. Now if you were to criticize The Lord of The Rings in front of a fan, the most likely outcome is a civil discussion where the fan might ask you what it is about the book you do not like.

Criticizing the Quaran, well we have people like you yelling racism? islamophobe etc.

Are you a Ringophobe for criticizing the LOTR?

[Bandito]

To clarify and try to look at it from their perspective... To atheists, the quaran is just a book, a work of fiction. Now if you were to criticize The Lord of The Rings in front of a fan, the most likely outcome is a civil discussion where the fan might ask you what it is about the book you do not like.

Criticizing the Quaran, well we have people like you yelling racism? islamophobe etc.

Are you a Ringophobe for criticizing the LOTR?
Civil discussion? :lol

You dont go out much do you?

[imdaman99]

WYF did I do????

I don't eat Pork...

I never celebrate a "white Christmas"...

I'm down with GangStarr...



- I'm F'ing Drawing pictures....I don't care what's it's about....just using Islamic as an example since that's the reason those Azzholes went crazy and killed people.....over F'ing drawings....

- if it was someone else ( or a different religion) I would draw pictures about them to.

- Jesus the Zombie wizard Jew Virgin Mary and Pedo Mohammed......Pauk.....Grow up!!!
You were fine up until that. But like the rest of the Islamophobes, you shouldn't be taken seriously :oldlol:

[imdaman99]

Civil discussion? :lol

You dont go out much do you?
This dude might as well be LOLCATS. It's a gimmick account, a dude pretending to be a girl on a forum with 100% dudes :roll:

[MavsSuperFan]

You were fine up until that. But like the rest of the Islamophobes, you shouldn't be taken seriously :oldlol:
Why is calling a man who had sex with a 9 year old girl a pedophile not ok to you?

Or do you not believe the accounts written in the hadith?

Or do you not consider sex with 9 year old girls pedophilia?

[MavsSuperFan]

Why would he not allow anti religious topics in the off topic lounge? I am semi religious but I don't get my panties in a bunch over people disagreeing or mocking my religion. This is not racism or anything of that sort I was born a Christian but ultimately I made the choice of adhering to the religion, my parents never forced me, never threatened but most importantly it is something I can keep for myself.

If you want to be a muslim then fine, that is your choice but be prepared to face criticism for when people feel the need to voice their opinion of what they think is a barbaric or backward religion. Just like all the other religious people do.
You analogy would be ok if a small portion of LOTR fans were killing people that insulted/depicted the image of Tolkien.

[Miss Bella]

Civil discussion? :lol

You dont go out much do you?

I have never read the novel so I would not know with novel in question, but I have had discussions about other literal works and no time has anyone resorted to violence.

[Miss Bella]

Civil discussion? :lol

You dont go out much do you?

And have you never had a civil discussion about literary work?

[Miss Bella]

Jk Rowling a fvkboy

Rowlophobe.

[imdaman99]

Why is calling a man who had sex with a 9 year old girl a pedophile not ok to you?

Or do you not believe the accounts written in the hadith?

Or do you not consider sex with 9 year old girls pedophilia?
I already told you hadiths are bullshit and I don't take them seriously. I suppose some idiot describing it was peeking through a hole in the wall and witnessing since the walls were see through. I can't fux with seedy people that peek through cracks bro.

[imdaman99]

Muhammad a fvkboy
Takes a lot of guts, especially with the anonymity of the internet, doesn't it? :oldlol:

Do yo thing baby bwoi, I can't get mad at you :cheers:

[MavsSuperFan]

I already told you hadiths are bullshit and I don't take them seriously. I suppose some idiot describing it was peeking through a hole in the wall and witnessing since the walls were see through. I can't fux with seedy people that peek through cracks bro.
wow a muslim that doesnt believe in the hadiths.

way to pick and choose :lol

Still there are many sources that the prophet Muhammad married a 6 year old girl and consummated the marriage when she was 9 years old.

Do you consider that pedophilia?

[AlphaWolf24]

You were fine up until that. But like the rest of the Islamophobes, you shouldn't be taken seriously :oldlol:


U sarcasm right?.....

zombie jew jesus is ok... but Pedo Muhammad isn't?...

Iam pointing out the fact that people got merked over drawrrrings.....doesn't make me a phobe..

" well you know my name is simon.......and I like to do drawwwriiiings"...

cot damn drawwwriinngsss!!!!...

[ThemBombs]

muslims in here illustrating a huge problem painted against them:

they believe every other religion is dirty; but absolutely not Islam