Shit LeBron fans say

[Mr.Kite]

Top 10 all time

[GreatHILL]

and u care why?

[Megabox!]

The insecurity vibes coming from OP is strong

[Kvnzhangyay]

The insecurity vibes coming from OP is strong

Yup :confusedshrug:

The truth is too much

[CavaliersFTW]

"Nobody can play through a cramp"

"What's wrong with collusion/recruiting/stacking the deck, doesn't it prove he's competitive and wants to win?"

"IT WAS A NON COMPETITIVE ALL STAR GAME"

"Which team are we rooting for next Lebron?"

"You know how when an old and dying lion gathers up all his strength..."

[Mr.Kite]

"Nobody can play through a cramp"

"What's wrong with collusion/recruiting/stacking the deck, doesn't it prove he's competitive and wants to win?"

"IT WAS A NON COMPETITIVE ALL STAR GAME"

"Which team are we rooting for next Lebron?"

"You know how when an old and dying lion gathers up all his strength..."

CavaliersFTW: how does it feel as a real fan to know that management gutted the future for these recently acquired players. Serious question

[Kvnzhangyay]

CavaliersFTW: how does it feel as a real fan to know that management gutted the future for these recently acquired players. Serious question

So your not a real fan? :lol

[SexSymbol]

"Like and old lion..."
"FG%"
"Go Cavs!"
"Go Heat!"
"Go Cavs!"
"East are very strong this year"
"No help"
"Miami Cavaliers"
"Cleveland Heat"
"LeBron was behind Kobe, he didn't get dunked on"
"Shut down Rose!"
"Can defend FIVE positions"
"Best passer in the game today"
"Correct basketball play, don't mind the loss"

[CavaliersFTW]

CavaliersFTW: how does it feel as a real fan to know that management gutted the future for these recently acquired players. Serious question
Well I think they are making some correct moves to win ..under the assumption Lebron will stay.

Whether he will stay, only time will tell. Based on prior promises I don't trust his word but that's just me. I can't blame the organization for rolling with it, what else are they supposed to do? Media would have shredded Cleveland if they cold shouldered Lebron after his "I'm coming home" letter.

[Pushxx]

"Nobody can play through a cramp"

"What's wrong with collusion/recruiting/stacking the deck, doesn't it prove he's competitive and wants to win?"

"IT WAS A NON COMPETITIVE ALL STAR GAME"

"Which team are we rooting for next Lebron?"

"You know how when an old and dying lion gathers up all his strength..."


Lol. :roll: :lol

[Bandito]

"Like and old lion..."
"FG%"
"Go Cavs!"
"Go Heat!"
"Go Cavs!"
"East are very strong this year"
"No help"
"Miami Cavaliers"
"Cleveland Heat"
"LeBron was behind Kobe, he didn't get dunked on"
"Shut down Rose!"
"Can defend FIVE positions"
"Best passer in the game today"
"Correct basketball play, don't mind the loss"

:lol

[triangleoffense]

"no such thing as alpha and beta"

[Im so nba'd out]

Rapist
Rapebe
Chucker
Better than jordan
Future goat
Im only a fan of his not the team
He only got swept cause his team shouldn't have been there
D Wade is a role player
Chris Bosh is a role player
Kevin Love is a role player
Kyrie Irving is a role player
that whole 2004 olympic team was full of role players
Dwade tried to steal mvp from lebron only reason they loss to the mavs
Dwade didnt show up only reason they loss to the spurs
no excuses
IM no longer a fan of this mental midget
His wife is ugly that should be me on his lap


Thats about everything they say

[Nash]

"Nobody can play through a cramp"

"What's wrong with collusion/recruiting/stacking the deck, doesn't it prove he's competitive and wants to win?"

"IT WAS A NON COMPETITIVE ALL STAR GAME"

"Which team are we rooting for next Lebron?"

"You know how when an old and dying lion gathers up all his strength..."
here is the funny part, all of those things you just mentioned are what lebron haters say and talk about but opposite.

[Done_And_Done]

"Premature balding is so in"

[lilteapot]

"hello"
"thank you"
"how are you?"

[Lexington Steel]

"Like and old lion..."
"FG%"
"Go Cavs!"
"Go Heat!"
"Go Cavs!"
"East are very strong this year"
"No help"
"Miami Cavaliers"
"Cleveland Heat"
"LeBron was behind Kobe, he didn't get dunked on"
"Shut down Rose!"
"Can defend FIVE positions"
"Best passer in the game today"
"Correct basketball play, don't mind the loss"
:roll:

Spot on.

[Real14]

"2 rings are better than 5"

[Beastmode88]

"Like and old lion..."
"FG%"
"Go Cavs!"
"Go Heat!"
"Go Cavs!"
"East are very strong this year"
"No help"
"Miami Cavaliers"
"Cleveland Heat"
"LeBron was behind Kobe, he didn't get dunked on"
"Shut down Rose!"
"Can defend FIVE positions"
"Best passer in the game today"
"Correct basketball play, don't mind the loss"


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Burgz V2]

"is he good? can the Cavs get him?"

[KobesFinger]

Most dominant since Shaq
Miami Cavaliers
Cleveland Heat
Can play and defend all 5 positions
Smart basketball play
6'9 270lbs
That wasn't a flop
Plays within the flow of the game
GOAT leader and teammate
Bigger knob than Kobe/Jordan (seriously, they post that picture where he's in the club and Kobe stans respond with the one where he's in the gym/ the Ibaka pic)
Cleveland wasted his prime
If Wade/Bosh stepped up he wouldn't need to put up 30/30/30 on 99% shooting
Detroit game 5 > Kobe's career

[knicksman]

Ray Allen NOOOO!!!

[Mr. Jabbar]

fg%
statline

[CavaliersFTW]

"He's not flopping he's just selling contact"

"Jordan flops"

[JtotheIzzo]

Wiggins can't shoot
Wiggins can't dribble
Wiggins can't defend
Wiggins can't pass
Wiggins is nowhere near Bran at that age
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-ImCpNqbJw
The trade was smart, gotta win now!
Kyrie, Kevin and Bran, new big 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kyrie sucks
Kevin Love sucks
Tristan Thompson sucks
Mike Miller is old
Shawn Marion is old
Kobe is shooting 39%
East is tougher than people think

[Mr.Kite]

Bran is the joe montana of the NBA

[SouBeachTalents]

Bran is the joe montana of the NBA

Literally no one has ever said this. You only even thought of this off of a post you made

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10911858&postcount=31

[pauk]

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"

[Mr.Kite]

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"

Another meltdown

[pauk]

Another meltdown

Not me who started this thread, just going with the flow, besides what Kobe fans say is more funny i think.

Ah! "Meltdown!" How could i forget that.... classic thing Kobe fans say.... :D

[SouBeachTalents]

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"

http://i.imgur.com/8VkFNmO.jpg

[Le Shaqtus]

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"

Jesus Christ dude.

[pauk]

Killed it huh... :cheers:

[CavaliersFTW]

Killed it huh... :cheers:
Pauk I bet your professors had to put a maximum-word-limit on your essay assignments, as opposed to the minimum assigned for everyone else :oldlol:

[Heavincent]

"Go Cavs!"
"Go Heat!"
"Go Cavs!"


:roll:

[Mr.Kite]

Pauk I bet your professors had to put a maximum-word-limit on your essay assignments, as opposed to the minimum assigned for everyone else :oldlol:

/thread

[Fudge]

But I thought pauk was just a "fan of basketball"? Why does he get so offended by these threads so much? :lol

[gilalizard]

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"

Holy...

Maybe you need to take a break from basketball. Just for a bit. Go play some mini golf or something. Take your mind off it all, you know?

[Mr.Kite]

But I thought pauk was just a "fan of basketball"? Why does he get so offended by these threads so much? :lol

i'm still waiting for the all time jordan flop compilation

[HOoopCityJones]

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"

This is a very sick man. :biggums:

[pauk]

Pauk I bet your professors had to put a maximum-word-limit on your essay assignments, as opposed to the minimum assigned for everyone else :oldlol:

Indeed, the higher stage cerebral cortex produces more advanced braincells which result in more detailed & awesome assessments, hence requires higher limit of accessories.

:cheers:

[pauk]

This is a very sick man. :biggums:

You complain about Lebron and insult anybody who likes him all day, start threads about him everyday, you disgrace basketball players / teams / anything in honor of Kobe, you start this thread with this very topic, have your very own fun.... now i make one post about your guy.... and i am sick... and i have a meltdown? Thats a word you guys use alot... and thats a self projection.... cheers...

[Fudge]

Hey pauk, while you're still up and logged in, whatever happened to that Jordan flop compilation you were putting together a few months back? Just honestly curious.

[CavaliersFTW]

Indeed, the higher stage cerebral cortex produces more advanced braincells which result in more detailed & awesome assessments, hence requires higher limit of accessories.

:cheers:
Ish wouldn't be the same without you I hope you keep posting no matter how many words it takes. First ballot ish hofer :cheers:

[PsychoBe]

dis nikka pauk wrote an entire thesis statement :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[305Baller]

"He should just be the point guard."

[Mr.Kite]

Lebron ball = 2x NBA Champion

I really hate Kobe stans like you who never understand the game of basketball.

here

[pauk]

But I thought pauk was just a "fan of basketball"? Why does he get so offended by these threads so much? :lol

More like they did... :confusedshrug: I just simply made a "Shit Kobe fans say" post in a thread where the OP is a Kobe fan and the majority of the posts made are from Kobe fans aswell.... hence their reaction....

Enough with this shit dude, lets not derail further & have fun.

Could do "Shit Bran fans say" aswell, but most of it is covered imo. CavsFTW & SexSymbol was the funniest.

[Im so nba'd out]

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"
im crying right now

[pauk]

i'm still waiting for the all time jordan flop compilation

Keep on waiting!

[pauk]

dis nikka pauk wrote an entire thesis statement :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

yo nikka ah ah ye ye nikka dat shiet is fo real nikka from a real nikka nikka cuz im a nikka a real nikka from da hoodz n al dat nikka, say it with yo chest!

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu11/yzagame/2v3sw2v.gif

[AlphaWolf24]

yo nikka ah ah ye ye nikka dat shiet is fo real nikka from a real nikka nikka cuz im a nikka a real nikka from da hoodz n al dat nikka, say it with yo chest!

http://i629.photobucket.com/albums/uu11/yzagame/2v3sw2v.gif


Originally Posted by pauk

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"

dude you need Jesus/Muhammad.....

PS: How do you have the time to post wall's of text...but can't post a simple video of you shooting in the 100 shot challenge thread?.....especially after you talked so much sh!t?


you lost everyone's respect......bad look for Croatia.

[Mr.Kite]

dude you need Jesus/Muhammad.....

PS: How do you have the time to post wall's of text...but can't post a simple video of you shooting in the 100 shot challenge thread?.....especially after you talked so much sh!t?


you lost everyone's respect......bad look for Croatia.

More like he has time for an essay, but can't post 1 gif of a jordan flop

[pauk]

PS: How do you have the time to post wall's of text...but can't post a simple video of you shooting in the 100 shot challenge thread?.....especially after you talked so much sh!t?


ima fast typin lyrically spittin lazy nikka...? :confusedshrug:

[3ball]

"Taking an ordinary 2nd-round exit team and turning it into the greatest team of all-time means Jordan is SO not the goat."

"Lebron could have duplicated Jordan's success on those Bulls teams while achieving worse stats."

[Burgz V2]

Not me who started this thread, just going with the flow, besides what Kobe fans say is more funny i think.

Ah! "Meltdown!" How could i forget that.... classic thing Kobe fans say.... :D

that's the exact opposite of what this thread is about. it's actually going in the exact opposite direction of the flow.

How much is Kobe paying to live in your mind Pauk?:lol

[zizozain]

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"
hmmm you missed :

''Lebron is mentally week''

''Lebron chokes''

''Lebron cracks under pressure''

i know you missed them on purpose, because they really hurt you :lol

but i love you pauk

[Straight_Ballin]

Things Jordan fans say:

6/6 with 6 FMVP = GOAT...now what?

Response to Jordan fans:

*crickets* and head nodding

[imnew09]

Pauks on a mission for another Lion essay as All Star game is around the corner. Seems like hes gonna title this one "The Mamba" as his outline is mostly about the Mamba

[Mr.Kite]

Pauks on a mission for another Lion essay as All Star game is around the corner. Seems like hes gonna title this one "The Mamba" as his outline is mostly about the Mamba

Please no lion essay...please finish the jordan flop compilation

[TheMan]

Remember when Bran stans were legit arguing Bran > Jordan? :oldlol: That was cute

[riseagainst]

Shit Kobe fans say:

"He didnt rape her!"
"He is innocent"
"So sweet of him to give her that ring, he didnt do it man!"
"He is not selfish"
"FG% means shit, he just prefers to take tough shots"
"Shaq didnt hand those 3 rings to him on a silverplate"
"He is the GOAT tough shot maker"
"He wasnt a sidekick"
"GOAT scorer, passer, leader, teammate, rebounder for his size, perimeter defender"
"GOAT"
"He is not selfish, he is just alpha"
"He is old"
"His finger is broken"
"His other finger is broken"
"He plays injured, so alpha"
"His ankle hurts"
"His other ankle hurts"
"His arm hurts"
"His other arm hurts"
"He just.... hurts... dats why he shot so bad"
"So alpha, nobody can play through pain like him"
"Did i say he is old? Dat should excuse everything"
"Teh GOAT Leader!! Lead by teh examplez!!"
"Yea so what if he takes more shots than anybody in the league at this age? His team sucks, he must compensate!"
"Dwight sucks, Pau sucks, Artest sucks, Nash sucks, Phil sucks, Kobes team suck, he has to carry these scrubs all the time"
"Dwights team success in Houston now is a fluke man, he is cancer"
"81 points baby! He didnt statpad & alienate teammates there, they needed every single point to win."
"Kobe can pass"
"Kobe has never floped"
"Kobe is the most clutch ever, dont let the facts prove you wrong"
"Lebron sux"
"Kobe > Lebron"
"Lebron asterisk"
"Lebron colluder"
"Lebron has bad hairline, Kobe is just shaved"
"Lebrons headband"
"Lebrons mother"
"Lebrons father"
"Lebrons son"
"Lebrons dog"
"Lebron flopped"
"Lebron traveled"
"Lebron passed up a shot"
"Lebron is scared"
"Lebron is a choker"
"Lebron is not better than Kobe"
"Lebron is not the best player in the NBA"
"Lebron...."
"Kobe blocked Lebron!!11i1one!ii!!!"
"Kobe would never change team, dont let the facts of him demanding trades all the time prove you wrong"
"Kobes era > Any era"
"60s bad era"
"Kobe would average 100 ppg in 60s"
"Kobe > Jordan"
"He didnt copy Jordan, Kobe > Jordan"
"Kobe = Jordan"
"Jordan played in bad era, Kobe > Jordan"
"Jordan couldnt shoot, so he drived in, dats why he got better FG%."
"MVP means shit, even Nash has 2, is Nash better?"
"FMVP means shit"
"5 Rings tho!! Its all about dem ringz!"
"Yea but Horry was just a roleplayer"
"Yea but Havlicek................ *vanishes*"
"We are TRUE Laker fans!"
"He needs just 1 more ring to tie Jordan"


meltdown.
:roll: :roll:

[Droid101]

meltdown.
:roll: :roll:
He melted down so hard he couldn't scroll down and post that in the "Shit Kobe fans say" thread. :roll:

[MP.Trey]

"That's not a travel, it's a crab dribble."

[sd3035]

"Bran flakes James is a good defender"

"Wade, Bosh, Allen, Love, and Irving are all D league scrubs"

"PER is the greatest measurement of a player"

"PER is useless"

"The insecurity vibes coming from OP is strong"

[AlphaWolf24]

ima fast typin lyrically spittin lazy nikka...? :confusedshrug:


[QUOTE]stereotypes about Croatia

Being part of the Balkan Peninsula, Croatia is often perceived as a talkative and friendly nation, but also loud, rude and sometimes quarrelsome. This stereotype probably comes from the fact that Western European countries have seen them as

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

Using numbers they don't comprehend and/or just learned a week ago. LeBron fans are absolute masters of cherry-picked data.

[Wade's Rings]

Using numbers they don't comprehend and/or just learned a week ago. LeBron fans are absolute masters of cherry-picked data.

True