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CavaliersFTW
01-13-2015, 08:52 PM
I used to watch Andy Griffith show growing up. That black and white show in the picturesque cliche 1960's southern town of Mayberry, filled with charming friendly white folks (unless you were black then they'd probably run you out of town). But anyways, they cast typical all-american looking kid to play the role of Sheriff Andy Taylor's son Opie, remember him?

http://www.sitcomsonline.com/photopost/data/748/Andy_3.jpg

http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/116010.gif

I'm sure everyone in America that grew up watching that show thought that kid would grow up and look something like John Cena.

http://image-cdn.zap2it.com/images/john-cena-divorce-gi.jpg

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/dr/hln/www/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/textarticle_640/2014/01/15/90070875.jpg


Reality:

http://images.forbes.com/media/2011/02/07/0207_ron-howard_485x340.jpg

:biggums:

Same shit happened with Macaulay Culkin.

http://cdn-www.i-am-bored.com/media/thumbnails/Macaulay-Culkin-Home-Alone[3].jpg

http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2014109/rs_560x415-141109124141-1024.Macauley-Culkin-On-Stage.jl.110914.jpg

There must be some truth behind this.

daily
01-13-2015, 09:06 PM
Macaulay needs to give Opies dad his badge back

iamgine
01-13-2015, 09:20 PM
Actually opie grew up looking like this:

http://theredlist.com/media/database/films/tv-series/sitcom-and-soap/1970/happy-days/007-happy-days-theredlist.jpg

He's just old now.

KevinNYC
01-13-2015, 09:20 PM
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/dr/hln/www/release/sites/default/files/imagecache/textarticle_640/2014/01/15/90070875.jpg


Reality:

http://images.forbes.com/media/2011/02/07/0207_ron-howard_485x340.jpg

:biggums:

you may have picked a photo when he wasn't near his 60's.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v120/zatara2000/rh2.jpg

Smook A.
01-13-2015, 09:28 PM
Mac would actually look alright if he shaved and got a haircut. With his current look, you could easily mistake him for a crazy druggie if you didn't know he was the Home Alone kid.

CavaliersFTW
01-13-2015, 09:29 PM
Mac would actually look alright if he shaved and got a haircut. With his current look, you could easily mistake him for a crazy druggie if you didn't know he was the Home Alone kid.
he looks like a skull with hair

Droid101
01-13-2015, 09:44 PM
Um... Macaulay Culkin was actually literally addicted to meth and Heroin. That's why he looks like shit now.

Real14
01-13-2015, 09:56 PM
Illuminati is the reason.

CavaliersFTW
01-13-2015, 09:59 PM
So you just sit around at home and look up pictures of little boys? ****ing creep.
...

Why don't we just accept what the fact is: Kids like sex. Both genders. The AoC should be lowered to around 13
?

TheMan
01-14-2015, 12:01 PM
Actually opie grew up looking like this:

http://theredlist.com/media/database/films/tv-series/sitcom-and-soap/1970/happy-days/007-happy-days-theredlist.jpg

He's just old now.
That's Richie Cuntingham

Patrick Chewing
01-14-2015, 12:04 PM
http://dev.metvnetwork.com/assets/images/beaverBIG.jpg

http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Jerry+Mathers+h_Yz4UprgSKm.jpg


LOL was he in an accident?

rezznor
01-14-2015, 12:05 PM
breaking news: some kids grow up to look ugly once they are old.

JohnnySic
01-14-2015, 12:16 PM
How about ugly kids that ended up good looking? That would be more interesting.

imdaman99
01-14-2015, 12:35 PM
http://i3.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article4194220.ece/alternates/s1023/Haley-Joel-Osment-main.jpg

StephHamann
01-14-2015, 12:36 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udNHsk57f24

Bandito
01-14-2015, 01:06 PM
How about ugly kids that ended up good looking? That would be more interesting.
Dat fat kid from the Drake and Josh show. Yummy.