Two idiots on QVC arguing over whether the moon is a star or planet

[chosen_one6]

http://youtu.be/yBXOUCP518g?t=7m17s

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/10/tim-and-eric-mind-blown.gif

[JohnFreeman]

wtf

[nathanjizzle]

the full spectrum of intelligence is connected in a loop, with the smartest people being right next to the dumbest people. and sometimes the dumbest people are so dumb they say profound things like the "moon is a star", because yes, the moon could have been a star at one point, and most people dont consider or realize that. And could have been the reason why dinosaurs became extinct.

[chosen_one6]

the full spectrum of intelligence is connected in a loop, with the smartest people being right next to the dumbest people. and sometimes the dumbest people are so dumb they say profound things like the "moon is a star", because yes, the moon could have been a star at one point, and most people dont consider or realize that. And could have been the reason why dinosaurs became extinct.

What the f*ck are you talking about? A sun is a gas giant. There's no way in hell the moon was ever a star. Holy f*ck there are some stupid people in this world.

[nathanjizzle]

What the f*ck are you talking about? A sun is a gas giant. There's no way in hell the moon was ever a star. Holy f*ck there are some stupid people in this world.

wow, stars cores can be made up of solid, liquid, or gases. idiot. :facepalm

stars are only made up of gasses is what an idiot would say.

[chosen_one6]

wow, stars cores can be made up of solid, liquid, or gases. idiot. :facepalm

stars are only made up of gasses is what an idiot would say.

Take an astronomy class you dummy.

A star this close to the earth would destroy all life.It would burn too hot for anything to live. And when stars die they explode, meaning if the moon was a star it would have destroyed Earth and likely Mars and Mercury too.

[NumberSix]

Stars aren't round. They're pointy.

[Velocirap31]

Stars need substantial size to even function. It's insane pressure (from mass and gravity) that causes atomic reactions to occur at it's core emitting energy in the form of light and heat. Simple stuff.

[SugarHill]

the full spectrum of intelligence is connected in a loop, with the smartest people being right next to the dumbest people. and sometimes the dumbest people are so dumb they say profound things like the "moon is a star", because yes, the moon could have been a star at one point, and most people dont consider or realize that. And could have been the reason why dinosaurs became extinct.
:biggums:

[Bandito]

the full spectrum of intelligence is connected in a loop, with the smartest people being right next to the dumbest people. and sometimes the dumbest people are so dumb they say profound things like the "moon is a star", because yes, the moon could have been a star at one point, and most people dont consider or realize that. And could have been the reason why dinosaurs became extinct.
You're not part of the smart group bro. Sorry you had to hear that from me.

Also the moon is a satellite. Not a planet or a star.

[They Won]

the full spectrum of intelligence is connected in a loop, with the smartest people being right next to the dumbest people. and sometimes the dumbest people are so dumb they say profound things like the "moon is a star", because yes, the moon could have been a star at one point, and most people dont consider or realize that. And could have been the reason why dinosaurs became extinct.

http://img1.ak.crunchyroll.com/i/spire4/95a5b3e60be103fdd89b9c9f6f148ded1341102198_full.gi f

[Rake2204]

Stars aren't round. They're pointy.This guy gets it.

http://images.clipartpanda.com/happy-sun-with-sunglasses-RcGGkg4cL.jpeg

[KevinNYC]

http://youtu.be/yBXOUCP518g?t=7m17s

Wow, this clip was actually published by QVC. They don't care if there hosts and guests look like idiots.

[KevinNYC]

Sorry, can someone settle this debate for me?

Yes. I'm pretty sure the model on the right knows what's up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBXOUCP518g#t=465

She's literally doing a double facepalm.
:facepalm :facepalm

[KevinNYC]

But did the moon kill the dinosaurs when it burned through all its fossil fuels and became a planet?
Perhaps Isaac Mizrahi can have Chunky google it for us.

[chosen_one6]

But did the moon kill the dinosaurs when it burned through all its fossil fuels and became a planet?

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[gts]

the full spectrum of intelligence is connected in a loop, with the smartest people being right next to the dumbest people.

you should have asked the guy standing next to you if the moon was a star or not

[Rake2204]

Yes. I'm pretty sure the model on the right knows what's up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBXOUCP518g#t=465

She's literally doing a double facepalm.
:facepalm :facepalmYou know you messed up when...

http://i1101.photobucket.com/albums/g423/Rake2204/QVC.jpg

[Godzuki]

gay dudes are so catty with chicks. that female was holding it in until the dude comment where she got bitter :oldlol:

i dont know who they are but if they work for QVC i could see them getting fired.

[KevinNYC]

gay dudes are so catty with chicks. that female was holding it in until the dude comment where she got bitter :oldlol:

i dont know who they are but if they work for QVC i could see them getting fired.
The gay dude is famous. And the chick was right that the moon is not a planet, so I don't think that's a firing offense

[macmac]

"Things live on the moon so it's a planet..." Wow nice...

Also like the way he says amazing at the start of the clip, a modern day Shakespeare

[bigkingsfan]

Everyone has a stupid moment like this. Big deal.

[zoom17]

The lady reaction when she finds out the moon is earth only natural satellite:roll:

[Meticode]

Wow, the stupidity of this country.

When she finds out the moon is a natural satellite.

"I don't like that at all." :oldlol:

[chosen_one6]

Everyone has a stupid moment like this. Big deal.

There are certain things that should be common knowledge. It still amazes me to this day how stupid some people can be.

I went on a brunch date with this chick from Chicago last week and she told me that she thought Mexico was an island. She was surprised to know that it was connected to the US and was only 25 minutes away from San Diego. Then she realized she was confusing it with Hawaii. Like seriously what the f*ck?

[bluechox2]

the moon is a space ship created by america

[Bandito]

There are certain things that should be common knowledge. It still amazes me to this day how stupid some people can be.

I went on a brunch date with this chick from Chicago last week and she told me that she thought Mexico was an island. She was surprised to know that it was connected to the US and was only 25 minutes away from San Diego. Then she realized she was confusing it with Hawaii. Like seriously what the f*ck?
One time I met this guy from Detroit who said Puerto Rico was south of Mexico.

[chosen_one6]

One time I met this guy from Detroit who said Puerto Rico was south of Mexico.

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[embersyc]

Geography is not a good subject for Americans in general.

I once had someone tell me that Mexico was South America, and Canada was North America... and the United States was... Central America...

:facepalm

[Bandito]

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm
I was literally facepalming that moment because he actually was arguing with me over that.

[chosen_one6]

Geography is not a good subject for Americans in general.

I once had someone tell me that Mexico was South America, and Canada was North America... and the United States was... Central America...

:facepalm

:roll: :roll: :roll:

[nathanjizzle]

What the f*ck are you talking about? A sun is a gas giant. There's no way in hell the moon was ever a star. Holy f*ck there are some stupid people in this world.


:biggums:

you should have asked the guy standing next to you if the moon was a star or not


You're not part of the smart group bro. Sorry you had to hear that from me.

Also the moon is a satellite. Not a planet or a star.





check out the moon before it crusted over. :roll: :roll: :roll: "but a fiery ball in space isnt a star" :roll: :roll: :roll:

http://i61.tinypic.com/10oii5y.png

http://i.imgur.com/3yimZNX.gifv

this is my original qoute "the moon could have been a star at one point". where is your proof that it is impossible to happen? weak common thinking inbreds. "the world might be round" "no no no, the world isnt round, youre an idiot."

[gigantes]

so these QVC pair both dropped out of middle school AND neglected to listen to "they might be giants?" geez, what a sorry combination.


nathanjizzle, listen--
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JdWlSF195Y

[FKAri]

The moon is a white dwarf star. It is smaller than most stars and is white. Most people don't actually know this.lmao

[chosen_one6]

check out the moon before it crusted over. :roll: :roll: :roll: "but a fiery ball in space isnt a star" :roll: :roll: :roll:

http://i61.tinypic.com/10oii5y.png

http://i.imgur.com/3yimZNX.gifv

this is my original qoute "the moon could have been a star at one point". where is your proof that it is impossible to happen? weak common thinking inbreds. "the world might be round" "no no no, the world isnt round, youre an idiot."


The prevailing hypothesis today is that the Earth–Moon system formed as a result of a giant impact, where a Mars-sized body (named Theia) collided with the newly formed proto-Earth, blasting material into orbit around it that accreted to form the Moon.[22] This hypothesis perhaps best explains the evidence, although not perfectly. Eighteen months prior to an October 1984 conference on lunar origins, Bill Hartmann, Roger Phillips, and Jeff Taylor challenged fellow lunar scientists: "You have eighteen months. Go back to your Apollo data, go back to your computer, do whatever you have to, but make up your mind. Don’t come to our conference unless you have something to say about the Moon’s birth." At the 1984 conference at Kona, Hawaii, the giant impact hypothesis emerged as the most popular.

Shut the f*ck up when you don't know what you're talking about.

Again, for a star to have EVER been as close as the moon is to the earth, there would be NO living organisms on this planet...ever. Why? You might ask...because a star, whether it is a red giant or white dwarf would eradicate anything living so close to it.




When they reach the end of their long evolutions, smaller stars—those up to eight times as massive as our own sun—typically become white dwarfs.

These ancient stars are incredibly dense. A teaspoonful of their matter would weigh as much on Earth as an elephant—5.5 tons. White dwarfs typically have a radius just .01 times that of our own sun, but their mass is about the same.

Stars like our sun fuse hydrogen in their cores into helium. White dwarfs are stars that have burned up all of the hydrogen they once used as nuclear fuel.

Fusion in a star's core produces heat and outward pressure, but this pressure is kept in balance by the inward push of gravity generated by a star's mass. When the hydrogen used as fuel vanishes, and fusion slows, gravity causes the star to collapse in on itself.

As the star condenses and compacts it heats up even further, burning the last of its hydrogen and causing the star's outer layers to expand outward. At this stage, the star becomes a large red giant.

Because a red giant is so large, its heat spreads out and the surface temperatures are predominantly cool, but its core remains red-hot. Red giants exist for only a short time—perhaps just a billion years compared with the ten billion the same star may already have spent burning hydrogen like our own sun.

Red giants are hot enough to turn the helium at their core, which was made by fusing hydrogen, into heavy elements like carbon. But most stars are not massive enough to create the pressures and heat necessary to burn heavy elements, so fusion and heat production stop.

Further Incarnations

Such stars eventually blow off the material of their outer layers, which creates an expanding shell of gas called a planetary nebula. Within this nebula, the hot core of the star remains—crushed to high density by gravity—as a white dwarf with temperatures over 180,000 degrees Fahrenheit (100,000 degrees Celsius).

Eventually—over tens or even hundreds of billions of years—a white dwarf cools until it becomes a black dwarf, which emits no energy. Because the universe's oldest stars are only 10 billion to 20 billion years old there are no known black dwarfs—yet.

Estimating how long white dwarfs have been cooling can help astronomers learn much about the age of the universe.

But not all white dwarfs will spend many millennia cooling their heels. Those in a binary star system may have a strong enough gravitational pull to gather in material from a neighboring star. When a white dwarf takes on enough mass in this manner it reaches a level called the chandrasekhar limit. At this point the pressure at its center will become so great that runaway fusion occurs and the star will detonate in a thermonuclear supernova.


The moon isn't a star and never was a star. We wouldn't be alive to know if it was ever a star. :facepalm

AND just in case you think I'm bullshitting, a star would have so much mass that WE would be orbiting it, not the other way around. Take an astronomy class dummy.

[SugarHill]

check out the moon before it crusted over. :roll: :roll: :roll: "but a fiery ball in space isnt a star" :roll: :roll: :roll:

http://i61.tinypic.com/10oii5y.png

http://i.imgur.com/3yimZNX.gifv

this is my original qoute "the moon could have been a star at one point". where is your proof that it is impossible to happen? weak common thinking inbreds. "the world might be round" "no no no, the world isnt round, youre an idiot."
:roll:

[ItsMillerTime]

Well the guy in the video does say "What is it, baseball or something? Is it cheese? Come on it's a planet."

Now that's just sound logic there.

[Bandito]

check out the moon before it crusted over. :roll: :roll: :roll: "but a fiery ball in space isnt a star" :roll: :roll: :roll:

http://i61.tinypic.com/10oii5y.png

http://i.imgur.com/3yimZNX.gifv

this is my original qoute "the moon could have been a star at one point". where is your proof that it is impossible to happen? weak common thinking inbreds. "the world might be round" "no no no, the world isnt round, youre an idiot."
This what you pm me? For me to tell you youre a moronic idiot?:biggums:


Go back to school and study astronomy 101

[nathanjizzle]

This what you pm me? For me to tell you youre a moronic idiot?:biggums:


Go back to school and study astronomy 101

hey bandito, when you look into space and you see a ball thats shinning because its on fire, do you say "thats not a star, its a satellite".

[Bandito]

hey bandito, when you look into space and you see a ball thats shinning because its on fire, do you say "thats not a star, its a satellite".
I will not call it a moon, that's for sure:lol