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Deuce Bigalow
01-21-2015, 04:15 PM
The list of Wilt myths go on for eternity - 20000 women, mountain lion, the vertical, the bench press numbers, his speed, him being the greatest ever most dominant ever, greatest scorer ever, ect. And then there is the oldest myth of them all, God. We all sometimes like to keep the myths alive and it's all in good fun :cheers:

fpliii
01-21-2015, 04:17 PM
The list of Wilt myths go on for eternity - 20000 women, mountain lion, the vertical, the bench press numbers, his speed, him being the greatest ever most dominant ever, greatest scorer ever, ect. And then there is the oldest myth of them all, God. We all sometimes like to keep the myths alive and it's all in good fun :cheers:
OT - I thought you were religious brah?

Deuce Bigalow
01-21-2015, 04:19 PM
OT - I thought you were religious brah?
We got to keep it alive sometimes man.

LAZERUSS
01-21-2015, 04:20 PM
The list of Wilt myths go on for eternity - 20000 women, mountain lion, the vertical, the bench press numbers, his speed, him being the greatest ever most dominant ever, greatest scorer ever, ect. And then there is the oldest myth of them all, God. We all sometimes like to keep the myths alive and it's all in good fun :cheers:

Well, in God's defense...

Wilt WAS like God.

fpliii
01-21-2015, 04:22 PM
We got to keep it alive sometimes man.
:cheers:

riseagainst
01-21-2015, 04:23 PM
God is more believable than Wilt's "accomplishments".

qrich
01-21-2015, 04:27 PM
No, God is like Wilt.

sundizz
01-21-2015, 05:23 PM
Well, in God's defense...

Wilt WAS like God.

Were there mountain lions on the Arc?

Lexington Steel
01-21-2015, 05:26 PM
Kareem, MJ, Magic, and Bird are Gods. Wilt is the General.

MARK HENSON
01-21-2015, 08:59 PM
I LIKE WHAT WILT SAID ABOUT JORDAN

ALL JORDAN DOES IS TRAVEL

AND IF HE CAME INTO MY LANE,I WOULD SLAM HIM TO THE GROUND!:coleman:

SamuraiSWISH
01-21-2015, 08:59 PM
A loser version of god. Satan?

Relinquish
01-21-2015, 09:03 PM
A loser version of god. Satan?

Well, considering that Satanism was a cult "religion" made with the purpose of solely fking with Christians, I don't think Satan can be referred to as a god.

SamuraiSWISH
01-21-2015, 09:04 PM
Well, considering that Satanism was a cult "religion" made with the purpose of solely fking with Christians, I don't think Satan can be referred to as a god.
A deity? He's god of the underworld, no?

SpecialQue
01-21-2015, 09:06 PM
He's dead?

G0ATbe
01-21-2015, 09:07 PM
He's nothing like Kobe.

MARK HENSON
01-21-2015, 09:09 PM
He's dead?


he had a cardiac arrest years ago dog:coleman:

SpecialQue
01-21-2015, 09:11 PM
he had a cardiac arrest years ago dog:coleman:

...meaning "am I correct in assuming this is the connection?" I know Wilt's dead.

MARK HENSON
01-21-2015, 09:37 PM
...meaning "am I correct in assuming this is the connection?" I know Wilt's dead.


THEN WHY DID YOU ASK DUMBASS:coleman:

coin24
01-21-2015, 10:20 PM
Wilt was more of a beta like bran, could only win on a stacked team as a role player:oldlol:

SpecialQue
01-21-2015, 10:55 PM
THEN WHY DID YOU ASK DUMBASS:coleman:

Glad you remembered to put your caps lock back on.

CavaliersFTW
01-22-2015, 12:11 AM
OP is only half joking he knows deep down Wilt Chamberlain is a real life superhero/mythical giant/greek-roman god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B7jVTJ_CIE

A Shaq sized Bo-Jackson, who's your favorite basketball player of all time? It's either Wilt, or it's somebody Wilt would destroy in an individual matchup with impunity. Most dominant athlete to ever play basketball and in a sport of giants that's saying something. :bowdown:

Killbot
01-22-2015, 12:13 AM
He's dead?

Why else would he be God?

stephanieg
01-22-2015, 01:36 AM
Wilt was once in a knife fight. The knife lost.

Deuce Bigalow
01-22-2015, 02:07 AM
OP is only half joking he knows deep down Wilt Chamberlain is a real life superhero/mythical giant/greek-roman god

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B7jVTJ_CIE

A Shaq sized Bo-Jackson, who's your favorite basketball player of all time? It's either Wilt, or it's somebody Wilt would destroy in an individual matchup with impunity. Most dominant athlete to ever play basketball and in a sport of giants that's saying something. :bowdown:
GOAT :bowdown:

oarabbus
01-22-2015, 02:09 AM
THEN WHY DID YOU ASK DUMBASS:coleman:


There is no poster named dumbass.

Marchesk
01-22-2015, 04:24 AM
Were there mountain lions on the Arc?

What, do you think they swam?

A related question. How the hell did the Kangeroos make it too Australia when the arc is on top of a mountain in the Middle East?

RoundMoundOfReb
01-22-2015, 06:07 AM
He's more like Jesus....he actually existed (jesus did, right?) but was nowhere near as good as his stans think he is today.

dunksby
01-22-2015, 06:28 AM
I LIKE WHAT WILT SAID ABOUT JORDAN

ALL JORDAN DOES IS TRAVEL

AND IF HE CAME INTO MY LANE,I WOULD SLAM HIM TO THE GROUND!:coleman:
Something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvo_Saiwsgw

dunksby
01-22-2015, 06:30 AM
A deity? He's god of the underworld, no?
That's Hades man. :no: