My thoughts about being a Ginger

[Swaggin916]

While some of the population takes great pleasure in mocking Ginger appearance, I can't say how much I love being ginger. No matter what you all do, no matter how awesome you might be, you won't stand out like I do when I walk into a room. Gingers are only .2 percent of the population (that's red hair and freckles for you buffoons who only think it's red hair) so we tend to command attention. This leads to us being more recognizable which results in better opportunities (jobs, women, you name it.) It's obvious that many people feel threatened by our uniqueness therefore will say negative things in an attempt to stifle our natural charisma... but it really can't be denied. As if that weren't enough, I am packing a 7 inch girthy and vainy **** that is probably common (if not a little on the small side) amongst my ginger brethren. Sorry that life can't be that this good for all of us...

Toodaloo!

[Lamar Doom]

Hmmph... a seemingly unprovoked and defensive argument about your complexion (laden with insecurity) and detailed specs of your *****, I wonder if you know how f*cking strange this is. Thanks for reminding me why I shouldn't waste time here, creepo.

[BasedTom]

some pretty cool gingers out there. here's a rare picture of andy dalton, quarterback of the cincinnati bengals, in his younger and more vulnerable years.

http://i.imgur.com/fKtSR84.jpg

Now, I'm not a ginger myself, but I do admire how people are able to overcome their disabilities and thrive despite adversity

[GimmeThat]

good to know Ellen Degeneres have got like .2 percent of the population to film with her on the sequel, and the movie after, AND the one after on finding nemo.

[TheMan]

Ginger athletes as a whole are a weak bunch, Andy Dalton is their GOAT NFL QB, lol

Canelo Alvarez is legit doe, GOAT boss ginger
http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Canelo+Alvarez+Floyd+Mayweather+Jr+v+Canelo+XFzE11 D__NUl.jpg
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/cd/b6/0f/cdb60ff75939b6ea96f0add5db5a62a3.jpg