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BigBoss
01-22-2015, 04:55 PM
That's 3 seasons in a row with season-ending injuries. I suspect he'll be back in a very limited capacity next year as a fan service and to collect checks BUT if he retires: Describe Kobe Bryant and his career in one sentence. Speak from the heart ISH I believe in you to do the right thing!!

imnew09
01-22-2015, 04:56 PM
Goat

Magic 32
01-22-2015, 04:58 PM
No way he retires.

Randle back plus potential trades, and a 5 pick.

No way.

IncarceratedBob
01-22-2015, 04:59 PM
The toughest son of a bitch to play professional sports history. The amount of pain he's played through is mind boggling. Hitting a free throw with a torn Achilles is UNHEARD of, the pain of that tear has been compared to that of a gunshot. And now even with a torn rotator cuff he wants to play through this injury but the Lakers refuse to let him, has anyone even heard of someone THAT determined? It's insane.

Trollsmasher
01-22-2015, 05:00 PM
bretty good

Mass Debator
01-22-2015, 05:00 PM
Made the easy look hard, but the hard look easy.

JT123
01-22-2015, 05:00 PM
Most overrated athlete in the history of professional sports, and it's not even close.

Lexington Steel
01-22-2015, 05:01 PM
The GOAT.

Magic 32
01-22-2015, 05:02 PM
Most overrated athlete in the history of professional sports, and it's not even close.

Never was much of an athlete you're right.

One of the greatest basketball player though.

Finger Roll
01-22-2015, 05:02 PM
just pass me the rock

Breezy
01-22-2015, 05:12 PM
Very Small Genitals.

HOoopCityJones
01-22-2015, 05:12 PM
GOAT Laker.

Eric Cartman
01-22-2015, 05:14 PM
GOAT Laker.

:coleman:

Keno
01-22-2015, 05:14 PM
carried for more than half his career.

boozehound
01-22-2015, 05:14 PM
underwhelming

Droid101
01-22-2015, 05:15 PM
Lives in more people's brain, rent free, than any person in history.

Doranku
01-22-2015, 05:16 PM
underwhelming

The OP says describe Kobe's career in one sentence, not your life.

tpols
01-22-2015, 05:17 PM
carried for more than half his career.


Most overrated athlete in the history of professional sports, and it's not even close.

Do you guys know what a sentence is?

Papaya Petee
01-22-2015, 05:17 PM
A 6'6 shooting guard that played his entire career for the Los Angeles Lakers.

KungFuJoe
01-22-2015, 05:18 PM
The toughest son of a bitch to play professional sports history. The amount of pain he's played through is mind boggling. Hitting a free throw with a torn Achilles is UNHEARD of, the pain of that tear has been compared to that of a gunshot. And now even with a torn rotator cuff he wants to play through this injury but the Lakers refuse to let him, has anyone even heard of someone THAT determined? It's insane.

Is this sarcasm? I completely ruptured my Achilles a few years ago. It hurt like hell...but felt like a really bad high ankle sprain. I limped/hopped to my car and drove home...forty five minutes...using my left foot to work the gas/brake.

Went home, slept it off, woke up the next day, took my kids to school, then saw a doctor.

I'm pretty sure shooting a free throw would have been easy to do compared to all the other shit I did.

SexSymbol
01-22-2015, 05:18 PM
Greatest laker of all-time and greatest warrior of all-time

brain drain
01-22-2015, 05:21 PM
GOAT-Jordan-wannabe.

riseagainst
01-22-2015, 05:23 PM
Is this sarcasm? I completely ruptured my Achilles a few years ago. It hurt like hell...but felt like a really bad high ankle sprain. I limped/hopped to my car and drove home...forty five minutes...using my left foot to work the gas/brake.

Went home, slept it off, woke up the next day, took my kids to school, then saw a doctor.

I'm pretty sure shooting a free throw would have been easy to do compared to all the other shit I did.

dat smelly smells

HomieWeMajor
01-22-2015, 05:29 PM
24 hours a day.

Doranku
01-22-2015, 05:30 PM
Is this sarcasm? I completely ruptured my Achilles a few years ago. It hurt like hell...but felt like a really bad high ankle sprain. I limped/hopped to my car and drove home...forty five minutes...using my left foot to work the gas/brake.

Went home, slept it off, woke up the next day, took my kids to school, then saw a doctor.

I'm pretty sure shooting a free throw would have been easy to do compared to all the other shit I did.

lmao the internet... where people lie!

3peated
01-22-2015, 05:31 PM
The biggest athlete of our generation.

Droid101
01-22-2015, 05:32 PM
lmao the internet... where people lie!
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/562/544/0b4.jpg

LongLiveTheKing
01-22-2015, 05:32 PM
Carried by his teammates to championships.

HOoopCityJones
01-22-2015, 05:33 PM
Is this sarcasm? I completely ruptured my Achilles a few years ago. It hurt like hell...but felt like a really bad high ankle sprain. I limped/hopped to my car and drove home...forty five minutes...using my left foot to work the gas/brake.

Went home, slept it off, woke up the next day, took my kids to school, then saw a doctor.

I'm pretty sure shooting a free throw would have been easy to do compared to all the other shit I did.

Yea, I'm sure you're just Chuck ****in Norris when it comes to dropping your kids off at school.

SexSymbol
01-22-2015, 05:37 PM
Is this sarcasm? I completely ruptured my Achilles a few years ago. It hurt like hell...but felt like a really bad high ankle sprain. I limped/hopped to my car and drove home...forty five minutes...using my left foot to work the gas/brake.

Went home, slept it off, woke up the next day, took my kids to school, then saw a doctor.

I'm pretty sure shooting a free throw would have been easy to do compared to all the other shit I did.
complete bullshit. You wouldn't be able to walk after half an hour passed due to swoleness

BigBoss
01-22-2015, 05:37 PM
The OP says describe Kobe's career in one sentence, not your life.

http://i.imgur.com/cWZneRU.gif

SpaceJammeR
01-22-2015, 05:40 PM
clutch but most missed field goals in nba history

jk. he's one of the best scorers in nba. just wasn't efficient.

smoovegittar
01-22-2015, 05:42 PM
Legend.

outbreak
01-22-2015, 05:42 PM
Top 15 all time, best player since Jordan.

Smoke117
01-22-2015, 05:42 PM
clutch but most missed field goals in nba history

jk. he's one of the best scorers in nba. just wasn't efficient.

:oldlol: :oldlol: :oldlol: Love the contradictory nature of your statements.

f0und
01-22-2015, 05:43 PM
its hard to argue against 5 rings, but dam he was the worst all time great ive ever seen.

boldarblood
01-22-2015, 05:43 PM
Most overrated athlete in the history of professional sports, and it's not even close.

You must be proud of yourself, that is if you are trying to come across as being a fool.

I can understand not liking Kobe, that is every persons choice to like or dislike a player. But only someone that is severely lacking any kind of intelligence or basketball knowledge would say something and mean it.

So either your an idiot or a fool.

HurricaneKid
01-22-2015, 05:44 PM
Chuckingest chucker who ever chucked a basketball.

I'll add that he was as hard working as they come and the league will not be the same as it was before he left it (but the Lakers probably will be).

Inferno
01-22-2015, 05:46 PM
carried for more than half his career.

You LeBron stans are pathetic

Magic 32
01-22-2015, 05:46 PM
Carried by his teammates to championships.

Better than "blocking his teammates from championships.

https://theonba.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/mavs045.jpg

ralph_i_el
01-22-2015, 05:46 PM
Great player, inflated resume.

BasedTom
01-22-2015, 05:47 PM
threw up lots of bricks, but the big man saved the day every time

Done_And_Done
01-22-2015, 05:48 PM
One of the most polarizing, exciting, and competitive athletes to ever play in the NBA.

Magic 32
01-22-2015, 05:48 PM
Great player, inflated resume.

So if he went to a stacked contender in 2004 and won 4 MVP's he would have been less inflated?

HurricaneKid
01-22-2015, 05:50 PM
So if he went to a stacked contender in 2004...

For serious?

pastis
01-22-2015, 05:51 PM
top 8-15. legend.



if he retires, there will be missing something for sure in the nba. and im not a big kobe fan.

Smoke117
01-22-2015, 05:53 PM
top 8-15. legend.



if he retires, there will be missing something for sure in the nba. and im not a big kobe fan.

Don't worry, I'm sure somebody else will come along and average 22 points on 20 shots while barely shooting 37%.

brain drain
01-22-2015, 05:55 PM
I think his greatness can be summed up in this sentence:

In thirty years, people will still ask each other "Where were you when Kobe Bryant rotated his cuff?"

And professional basketball players will still try to emulate the Kobe System.

outbreak
01-22-2015, 05:57 PM
I think his greatness can be summed up in this sentence:

In thirty years, people will still ask each other "Where were you when Kobe Bryant rotated his cuff?"

And professional basketball players will still be using the Kobe System.
:whatever:

Cold soul
01-22-2015, 06:04 PM
The ultimate competitor and warrior that played every game like it was his last. The last of a dying breed Kobe is GOAT Laker and top 5-10 player of all time, he will be missed even from his critics and haters.

GOBB
01-22-2015, 06:09 PM
Tireless

rmt
01-22-2015, 06:10 PM
Kobe made the most of his gifts, is selfish, an EXTREMELY hard worker, polarizing, MJ copycat, competitive, chucker, but has a top 10 resume (so far).

coin24
01-22-2015, 06:11 PM
GOAT:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

AirFederer
01-22-2015, 06:39 PM
Get the rebound, motherfakker

Ariza4three
01-22-2015, 06:43 PM
I've owned him so many times.

Ruler
01-22-2015, 06:52 PM
A great who never proved he could carry his team.

Let's be honest, most greats need other really good players to win a title. But Kobe didn't / doesn't carry a bad team because of his shot chucking.

Magic 32
01-22-2015, 06:54 PM
A great who never proved he could carry his team.

Let's be honest, most greats need other really good players to win a title. But Kobe didn't / doesn't carry a bad team because of his shot chucking.


http://s18.postimg.org/n93u0rn0p/igdh8o.jpg

TheMarkMadsen
01-22-2015, 06:55 PM
these trolls

http://media1.giphy.com/media/aDzkjI0HVLEje/giphy.gif

JT123
01-22-2015, 06:57 PM
A great who never proved he could carry his team.

Let's be honest, most greats need other really good players to win a title. But Kobe didn't / doesn't carry a bad team because of his shot chucking.
:applause: Excellent point. Very few players win rings without other Hall of Famers, but all time greats should at least be able to win a playoff series with a mediocre roster. Kobe couldn't do this, which is why he will never crack my top 20.

Foster5k
01-22-2015, 06:59 PM
A 70% clone of Michael Jordan.

Smoke117
01-22-2015, 07:00 PM
Kobe to everyone:

http://cloudfront-assets.reason.com/assets/mc/ngillespie/2014_10/nothingisover.gif

I<3NBA
01-22-2015, 07:01 PM
Carried to 5 rings, raped a woman but dodged jail time because he was a rich, chucked his way to pass Jordan in points, and retired still being the selfish mother****er he always was.

Magic 32
01-22-2015, 07:02 PM
:applause: Excellent point. Very few players win rings without other Hall of Famers, but all time greats should at least be able to win a playoff series with a mediocre roster. Kobe couldn't do this, which is why he will never crack my top 20.

http://s11.postimg.org/5sq88aqmr/2708664.jpg

JebronLames
01-22-2015, 07:02 PM
Groat

BigMacAttack
01-22-2015, 07:03 PM
Carried to 5 rings, raped a woman but dodged jail time because he was a rich, chucked his way to pass Jordan in points, and retired still being the selfish mother****er he always was.


Stay bitter.

Cold soul
01-22-2015, 07:04 PM
these trolls

http://media1.giphy.com/media/aDzkjI0HVLEje/giphy.gif

Sad thing is most are alts that had to watch Kobe and Lakers destroy there favorite teams year in and out for majority of 2000's decade. It's sad and pathetic really greatness brings jealously and envy by many. Oh well it took up until Kobe started breaking down in 18+ seasons for them to say anything...

They Won
01-22-2015, 07:04 PM
Arguably top 10 all-time.

Cold soul
01-22-2015, 07:05 PM
A 70% clone of Michael Jordan.

I'd say more like 92% of MJ clone. :D

BigMacAttack
01-22-2015, 07:05 PM
:applause: Excellent point. Very few players win rings without other Hall of Famers, but all time greats should at least be able to win a playoff series with a mediocre roster. Kobe couldn't do this, which is why he will never crack my top 20.

Your top 20:

1 Lebrons Dick
2.Lebrons lips
3.Lebrons right hand etc

Foster5k
01-22-2015, 07:06 PM
Championship caliber work ethic.

They Won
01-22-2015, 07:06 PM
So if he went to a stacked contender in 2004 and won 4 MVP's he would have been less inflated?

:roll: What an ironic post.

jzek
01-22-2015, 07:09 PM
81 > 100

Smook A.
01-22-2015, 07:11 PM
One of the most disrespected NBA legends of all time.

It's a shame honestly. Like it or not, but Kobe is one of the best to ever do it.

Magic 32
01-22-2015, 07:23 PM
:roll: What an ironic post.

http://s17.postimg.org/fiy28z29r/Home_article_Large.jpg

Done_And_Done
01-22-2015, 07:29 PM
:applause: Excellent point. Very few players win rings without other Hall of Famers, but all time greats should at least be able to win a playoff series with a mediocre roster. Kobe couldn't do this, which is why he will never crack my top 20.

If you're not slobbing a wad of saliva over Lebron's ballsac, you're jocking on Kobe's. You must lead a very uneventful and sorry life to maintain this shtick with such devotion.

How about this. Go outside and take in some oxygen that isn't penetrating your bedroom.

Such a loser dude...

Hey Yo
01-22-2015, 07:35 PM
One of the most disrespected NBA legends of all time.

It's a shame honestly. Like it or not, but Kobe is one of the best to ever do it.
I don't care for young punks who've never put on a professional uniform dictate who they want and don't want to play for. It's a privilege, NOT A RIGHT, to play professional sports.

Case in point, Kobe and Eli Manning.

r0drig0lac
01-22-2015, 07:36 PM
legend!

supernova5912
01-22-2015, 07:40 PM
:bowdown:


He is the 2nd greatest shooting guard all-time whose arrogance, determination, and hard work led him to a long, successful career of putting up incredible numbers both in the regular season and in the playoffs.

May his legacy rest in peace.

Droid101
01-22-2015, 07:44 PM
I don't care for young punks who've never put on a professional uniform dictate who they want and don't want to play for. It's a privilege, NOT A RIGHT, to play professional sports.

Case in point, Kobe and Eli Manning.
That canard has been disproved many times.

T_L_P
01-22-2015, 07:49 PM
Never was much of an athlete you're right..

These Kobe Mythologists. He was a heck of an athlete for over a decade. :oldlol:

Hey Yo
01-22-2015, 07:51 PM
That canard has been disproved many times.
No it hasn't.

Mr. Jabbar
01-22-2015, 07:53 PM
Alpha AF

LiLharvard
01-22-2015, 08:40 PM
The greatest basketball player of MY generation

Fork
01-22-2015, 08:42 PM
81 is the scoring record, not 100

24-Inch_Chrome
01-22-2015, 08:46 PM
Legend.

He's not my favorite player, not even a top 10 in my book (top 15-20, yeah), but I have to show respect where respect is due.

Dro
01-22-2015, 08:49 PM
Legend.

He's not my favorite player, not even a top 10 in my book (top 15-20, yeah), but I have to show respect where respect is due.
This basically.........

LiLharvard
01-22-2015, 08:58 PM

senelcoolidge
01-22-2015, 09:06 PM
He raped on and off the court, a laker great.

SHAQisGOAT
01-22-2015, 09:10 PM
Over.

On the real: 2nd greatest SG, 3rd greatest guard, and very good case for top10 all-time.
(at least imo)

Prometheus
01-22-2015, 09:11 PM
At worst he was a cocky fool, but at best, Kobe Bryant was one of the greatest basketball players and the second-greatest shooting guard in NBA history.

JohnFreeman
01-22-2015, 09:12 PM
shaq

sammichoffate
01-22-2015, 09:13 PM
http://footbasket.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/Screen-Shot-2015-01-15-at-3.54.05-PM.png

TheBigVeto
01-22-2015, 10:20 PM
Overrated ballhogging chucker.

Cali Syndicate
01-22-2015, 10:45 PM
Kobe, offensive skills that violated even the best of defenses and a defense that left you just feeling raped.

KingLeBronJames
01-22-2015, 10:46 PM
One of the greatest of all time.

Milbuck
01-22-2015, 10:47 PM
The greatest basketball player to ever rape a woman in Colorado.

Smoke117
01-22-2015, 10:48 PM
The greatest basketball player to ever rape a woman in Colorado.

That's jumping the gun...maybe some greater players did, but weren't stupid enough to get caught like Kobe?

Heavincent
01-22-2015, 11:44 PM
Clearly top 10 all time.

freshperry
01-22-2015, 11:46 PM
Through the ups and downs, it was always fun to watch,talk, cheer and hate on kobe.

beastee
01-22-2015, 11:54 PM
A rare talent that eventually shot himself out of top 5 consideration.

noob cake
01-22-2015, 11:55 PM
carried

Showtime2001
01-22-2015, 11:57 PM
Forever rent free in my head
Fixed.

YouGotServed
01-23-2015, 12:04 AM
Chucking egotistical rapist f*ggot who piggybacked his way to 5 championships.

Showtime2001
01-23-2015, 12:10 AM
Chucking egotistical rapist f*ggot who piggybacked his way to 5 championships.
Damn so much salt. :lol

http://s15.postimg.org/604v5qxjv/10818979_10204437623194896_232395890_n.jpg

KingLeBronJames
01-23-2015, 12:12 AM
Chucking egotistical rapist f*ggot who piggybacked his way to 5 championships.
Somebody is mad that Kobe got more Championships than his Houston Rockets.

JohnFreeman
01-23-2015, 12:13 AM
Chucking egotistical rapist f*ggot who piggybacked his way to 5 championships.
:roll:

YouGotServed
01-23-2015, 12:13 AM
3 rings

0 FMVPs :lol

Sidekick, period.

ILLsmak
01-23-2015, 12:14 AM
The toughest son of a bitch to play professional sports history. The amount of pain he's played through is mind boggling. Hitting a free throw with a torn Achilles is UNHEARD of, the pain of that tear has been compared to that of a gunshot. And now even with a torn rotator cuff he wants to play through this injury but the Lakers refuse to let him, has anyone even heard of someone THAT determined? It's insane.

dat sentence.

-Smak

NoGunzJustSkillz
01-23-2015, 12:15 AM
You'd think this geek YouGotServed is the loser that didn't get voted into the ASG. Don't worry hoe, your boy will still get the start. by default.

KingLeBronJames
01-23-2015, 12:17 AM
You'd think this geek YouGotServed is the loser that didn't get voted into the ASG. Don't worry hoe, your boy will still get the start. by default.
He must be mad about that too. I wonder if he also mad that James Harden is a Kobe stan.

RoundMoundOfReb
01-23-2015, 12:18 AM
Greatest overrated player of all time.

Showtime2001
01-23-2015, 12:20 AM
3 rings

0 FMVPs :lol

Sidekick, period.
So anyone who puts up 33/7/7 on 53% is a "Sidekick"

Gotcha.

:facepalm

AintNoSunshine
01-23-2015, 12:23 AM
The toughest son of a bitch to play professional sports history. The amount of pain he's played through is mind boggling. Hitting a free throw with a torn Achilles is UNHEARD of, the pain of that tear has been compared to that of a gunshot. And now even with a torn rotator cuff he wants to play through this injury but the Lakers refuse to let him, has anyone even heard of someone THAT determined? It's insane.
I agree. Kobes desire to chuck is legendary, and stopped by nothing

KingLeBronJames
01-23-2015, 12:24 AM
I agree. Kobes desire to chuck is legendary, and stopped by nothing
Allen Iverson > Kobe as a chucker.

fragokota
01-23-2015, 04:32 AM
legendary

SamuraiSWISH
01-23-2015, 04:33 AM
Cover band Jordan.

sundizz
01-23-2015, 04:44 AM
Hard work, dedication.

Heavincent
01-23-2015, 04:44 AM
Cover band Jordan.

Nah.

Kobe = Metallica

Jordan = Black Sabbath

Jordan was the original, but Kobe was still his own entity and heavily influenced the next generation.

Cover band implies nobody really gave a shit.

SamuraiSWISH
01-23-2015, 04:59 AM
Nah.

Kobe = Metallica

Jordan = Black Sabbath

Jordan was the original, but Kobe was still his own entity and heavily influenced the next generation.

Cover band implies nobody really gave a shit.
I can co-sign your point, but you need a better analogy.

Jordan was the OG. Was the innovator, more ground breaking, influential, and ultimately better. More beloved, more memorable, and greater in the overall scheme of things.

A better sentence from me on Kobe:

Balled until the wheels fell off.

SpaceJammeR
01-23-2015, 05:18 AM
kobe will replace charles barkley on tnt as chuck

Doranku
01-23-2015, 05:21 AM
3 rings

0 FMVPs :lol

Sidekick, period.

Prime James Harden in the playoffs as a Rocket shoots the same percentage as current Kobe :roll: :roll: :roll:

trabash
01-23-2015, 05:37 AM
Jordan wannabe who could never adapt to modern basketball.

BigTicket
01-23-2015, 05:52 AM
"Almost as good as Jordan"

That's not a bad thing either.

I<3NBA
01-23-2015, 09:58 AM
kobe will replace charles barkley on tnt as chuck
:lol :lol :lol

StephHamann
01-23-2015, 10:35 AM
How great is our god?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_ydk3KOgwe9s/S-UGj9zwaKI/AAAAAAAAAYE/uw640LMXSp8/s400/kobe%2Bjesus.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1892029/church-baby-o.gif

HOoopCityJones
01-23-2015, 10:53 AM
I can co-sign your point, but you need a better analogy.

Jordan was the OG. Was the innovator, more ground breaking, influential, and ultimately better. More beloved, more memorable, and greater in the overall scheme of things.

A better sentence from me on Kobe:

Balled until the wheels fell off.

Basically you're not satisfied unless we're all sucking the doo doo drops from Jordan's bumhole. :lol

The analogy was fine, you're just a ****ing weirdo for Jordan. :confusedshrug:

BigBoss
01-23-2015, 10:55 AM
Jordan wannabe who could never adapt to modern basketball.

:roll:

Velocirap31
01-23-2015, 10:59 AM
Overrated chucker with obsessive fans.

HOoopCityJones
01-23-2015, 11:01 AM
Overrated chucker with obsessive fans.

And even more obsessive haters. :oldlol:

riseagainst
01-23-2015, 11:02 AM
top 10 greatest of all time. One of the greatest scorers of all time. 81 points in a single game. 5 time champion.
:bowdown:

Velocirap31
01-23-2015, 11:04 AM
And even more obsessive haters. :oldlol:

Usually the case for the best players.

Dragic4Life
01-23-2015, 11:34 AM
Carried.

JellyBean
01-23-2015, 11:49 AM
One of the greatest champions who gave everything for the fans and the team.

Dragic4Life
01-23-2015, 12:00 PM
One of the greatest champions who gave everything for the fans and the team.
Give me a break.:rolleyes:

Showtime2001
01-23-2015, 12:18 PM
Carried.
This thread is about Kobe not LeBron.

Beastmode88
01-23-2015, 12:20 PM
Give me a break.:rolleyes:

At least he didnt jump ship like some players.

HOoopCityJones
01-23-2015, 12:25 PM
Carried.

Yet your boy is the one who needs half the league and it's role players on his Team just to compete.

f0und
01-23-2015, 12:37 PM
regarding his overrated scoring prowess, of the 13 "50pt sub-50%fg" games in the history of the nba, kobe has 6 of them.

HOoopCityJones
01-23-2015, 12:42 PM
regarding his overrated scoring prowess, of the 13 "50pt sub-50%fg" games in the history of the nba, kobe has 6 of them.

Go cry somemore.

Only time that argument carried weight is this year where he's shooting in the low thirties.

If Kobe's always had "sub par" FG%, then that must mean a prime Harden is the worst MVP candidate in of all time for averaging similar numbers to a 34 year old Kobe.

AlphaWolf24
01-23-2015, 12:43 PM
GOAT Cheekbones....

Quizno
01-23-2015, 12:44 PM
The GOAT, plain and simple. He shits on Lebron and you're made about it

pegasus
01-23-2015, 01:11 PM
2nd. Or GLOAT.

OldSchoolBBall
01-23-2015, 01:36 PM
Memorable.

bizil
01-23-2015, 02:29 PM
EGO stopped Mamba from possibly being the 2nd GOAT.

kennethgriffin
01-23-2015, 02:57 PM
I have no opinion on this subject. Forum rules

f0und
01-23-2015, 03:36 PM
he was an overrated player that had the most pathetic fanbase in all of sports.

Jef
01-23-2015, 04:04 PM
Either:

a) Undoubtedly a Top 10 player of his era. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

b) Easily one of the better perimeter stoppers the Lakers have had over the past decade.

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/51374b8a6bb3f74664000014/westbrook-crosses-over-kobe.gif

c) Unfaithful.

insidious301
01-23-2015, 04:17 PM
A polarized athlete

bluechox2
01-23-2015, 04:27 PM
glad we didnt trade for him, or that the lakers weren't too smart

Sakkreth
01-23-2015, 04:45 PM
Carried chucker.

Doranku
01-23-2015, 04:53 PM
Carried chucker.

worthless Euros and their lack of basketball knowledge :facepalm

stick to Euroleague, smelly

AnaheimLakers24
01-23-2015, 05:02 PM
Most entertaining athlete ive ever seen play

AnaheimLakers24
01-23-2015, 05:08 PM
Carried to 5 rings, raped a woman but dodged jail time because he was a rich, chucked his way to pass Jordan in points, and retired still being the selfish mother****er he always was.
Atleast he knows his dad

GimmeThat
01-23-2015, 05:17 PM
Buffalo Wild Wings. The new york, philly, italy tri-fecta.


Plus. Its a franchise.

JebronLames
01-23-2015, 05:18 PM
Goodnight

sdot_thadon
01-23-2015, 06:40 PM
Parade brand Mj. J/k

Seriously. Psychopath, driven by insanity to excel at basketball at an elite level.

Sakkreth
01-23-2015, 07:08 PM
worthless Euros and their lack of basketball knowledge :facepalm

stick to Euroleague, smelly

Best pound for pound basketball country in the world representing here. We know basketball better than americans, stay mad :pimp:

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
01-23-2015, 07:10 PM
Best pound for pound basketball country in the world representing here. We know basketball better than americans, stay mad :pimp:
No you don't, but continue living in dreamland. :oldlol:

AirFederer
01-23-2015, 07:11 PM
Either:

a) Undoubtedly a Top 10 player of his era. :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

b) Easily one of the better perimeter stoppers the Lakers have had over the past decade.

http://static6.businessinsider.com/image/51374b8a6bb3f74664000014/westbrook-crosses-over-kobe.gif

c) Unfaithful.
:lol

SamuraiSWISH
01-23-2015, 07:42 PM
worthless Euros and their lack of basketball knowledge :facepalm

stick to Euroleague, smelly
:applause:

Co-sign everything.

jlip
01-23-2015, 07:45 PM
Kobe is simply one of the greatest players to have ever played the game.

The_Yearning
01-23-2015, 07:48 PM
24 > 23.

3ball
01-23-2015, 07:55 PM
When Kobe first came into the league, he wanted everyone to compare him to MJ, but in the end, his crowning achievement was his 81-point game because he came up short to Jordan in every other way imaginable.

Long Sigh...


:D


:djparty
.

Beastmode88
01-23-2015, 07:57 PM
24 > 23.

6>5.

Droid101
01-23-2015, 08:43 PM
When Kobe first came into the league, he wanted everyone to compare him to MJ, but in the end, his crowning achievement was his 81-point game because he came up short to Jordan in every other way imaginable.

Long Sigh...


:D


:djparty
.
Except career point total.

FireDavidKahn
01-23-2015, 08:50 PM
No way he retires.

Randle back plus potential trades, and a 5 pick.

No way.
:oldlol: Randle + potential trades (outside of their pick and Randle they got nothing) + a top 5 pick isn't contending anytime soon.

3ball
01-23-2015, 09:18 PM
Except career point total.


Career stat totals are meant for 3rd graders who haven't reached the level of math necessary to deduce what an "average" is.

kids don't learn about what an average is until like the 5th grade or something like that.

TheMarkMadsen
01-23-2015, 09:26 PM
Career stat totals are meant for 3rd graders who haven't reached the level of math necessary to deduce what an "average" is.

kids don't learn about what an average is until like the 5th grade or something like that.


so much cringe in this post

:roll: :roll:

i'm sure AI sits at home gloating about having the 2nd scoring highest average in playoff history..

meanwhile KAJ and Kobe are 2 & 3 in total playoff points scored, and AI isn't even in the top 30..

Cold soul
01-23-2015, 09:46 PM
Jordan wannabe who could never adapt to modern basketball.

And yet resulted to five rings with 7 Finals appearances. I'll take that any day and Kobe had top 10 career in NBA history without question.

f0und
01-23-2015, 10:07 PM
..

jaybee682
01-23-2015, 10:12 PM
Kobe Bryant is the greatest overachiever in NBA history.

vinsanity2756
01-24-2015, 11:17 AM
One of the greatest scorers ever to play the game, but too selfish at times.

La Frescobaldi
01-24-2015, 11:22 AM
Kobe ran so fast and so long that the wheels came off in a foot race to beat Father Time.

tomtucker
01-24-2015, 12:40 PM
It was revealed that Bryant leaned the woman over a chair to have sex with her, which allegedly caused the bleeding. This was the sex act in question, as the accuser claims she told Bryant to stop but he would not, and Bryant claims he stopped after asking if he could ejaculate on her face.

.
:pimp:

ImKobe
01-24-2015, 01:19 PM
This thread....

http://i.imgur.com/xy3o8LX.gif

KOBEtherealKing
01-24-2015, 01:36 PM
An athlete that strived to be the best. We will not see a sg with his determination for a while. We are not going to see someone achieve anything close to kobe like kobe and Jordan for sgs for a while.