Things that piss you off, motherf-cker

[gigantes]

i'll start


U MAD, BRO?

yeah why shouldn't i be mad? you just declared yourself a clueless idiot without information or morals. what's not to be mad about? are we all doing this stupid-ass internet dance because your mother didn't give you enough attention and you dropped out of school at age 13? is one more meme-GIF you 'cleverly' paste in going to provide the final ass-kicking to other people's points?


"LOOSE"

the word is "lose." you lose your keys. (that's BAD mkay?) you let loose your juice. (that's GOOD, mkay?)


THIS GUY IS BETTER THAN THAT GUY, AND HERE'S THE STATS

whatever. here's the stats that your an obsessive teenager who needs everyone to agree with your opinion for the breeziest of reasons. in fact, fundamentally you lack the ability to really enjoy what you say you enjoy, so you've got to turn it in to an argument to feel better about your opinion. unfortunately you have a tendency to get offended at surprisingly deep levels upon the simplest of disagreements. worse yet, an actual argument upon your position typically turns you in to a keyboard berzerker. (how about you try to let it go instead, motherf-cker)


i got more, but yall turn

[SugarHill]

when people use monkey to describe chimps and other apes like gorillas and orangutans

[gigantes]

http://40.media.tumblr.com/18cb955d34b15f2fba7bccd66e98bc52/tumblr_ne86mugxVZ1ts48sxo1_500.jpg

[zoom17]

The overused Alpha phrase.

[BasedTom]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cf/Flag_of_Canada.svg/1280px-Flag_of_Canada.svg.png

[They Won]

rape

[JebronLames]

Needy people

[ZeN]

Rent Free and bullshit cop-out phrases

[fiddy]

pretty much anything these days

[Theoo]

real gm. im just sofk**ing pissed that these website even exists. i cant stop thinking about ho wmuch i hate them i lose many night of sleep sometimes , i hate that forum so much i resent every single mother****er retarted poster on these website. they have NO respects for insidehoop, the arent famely like us... we are nr #1 basketballs forum on the internet and the dont udnerstand that .. i always look through peoples internet history and if i see realgm i know i dont want talk to these perosn ever again , i haved lose to many relationship with woman becuse i see the have browse real gm fk** that forum and fk** all ther fk**ing member

[gigantes]

BasedTom, for f-cking up the formatting.

[alenleomessi]

loose ****** and OP

[Meticode]

When you pull to a 4 way stop and you obviously come to a complete stop first before the car that will be crossing your path. And that motherf*cker decides he's going to go first, right when you do, so you both stop, then start going forward again and you're yelling out in your car "What the f*ck are you doing!?"

So now I just come to a complete stop and make sure I stop after other cars and let them go. I did this once and a car actually sat there like 10 seconds after I obviously stopped second behind them and wanted me to go first. :facepalm

[GimmeThat]

the sixth son, instead of the seventh son.

I'm in some real f*cked up business I tell you.

[clipps]

"Ball-in-hand is a bitch way to play pool... Shit I scratched, too bad your 8 ball is in the kitchen, you have to try to bank it."

[Wally450]

When people say "Can I ax you a question"? No, but you can ask me a question.