100 Worst black films of All-Time

[L.Kizzle]

[QUOTE]THE 100 WORST BLACK MOVIES (EVER)

1. Graffiti Bridge (1990)
2. Soul Plane (2004)
3. The Adventures of Pluto Nash (2002)
4. The Toy (1982)
5. Leonard Part 6 (1987)
6. Kazaam (1996)
7. Glitter (2001)
8. Belly (1998)
9. Pootie Tang (2001)
10. Mandingo (1975)
11. Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
12. The Perfect Holiday (2007)
13. Phat Girlz (2006)
14. Girl 6 (1996)
15. The Cookout (2004)
16. I'm Bout It (1997)
17. Soul Man (1986)
18. Catwoman (2004)
19. Who

[MadeFromDust]

I'm gonna git you sucka
The Last Dragon

[L.Kizzle]

I'm gonna git you sucka
The Last Dragon
Those movies are not bad, which is why they didn't make the list.

[BasedTom]

I was expecting 100 Tyler Perry movies

[MadeFromDust]

Those movies are not bad, which is why they didn't make the list.
They are extremely bad, so it's a bad list since they're not on it

[BasedTom]

The Wash does not belong on this list.

My grandfather, a world war 2 veteran mind you, thought it was great. It's a timeless classic.

[L.Kizzle]

They are extremely bad, so it's a bad list since they're not on it
You tripping. Keenen does a great job and Vanity is lovely.

[L.Kizzle]

The Wash does not belong on this list.

My grandfather, a world war 2 veteran mind you, thought it was great. It's a timeless classic.
Lol.

A movie I'm surprised didn't make the list is Phat Beach.

Never mind, it's #30 between Ghost Dad and Blankman.

[$LakerGold]

Good burger was good. F* that author.

[They Won]

Apparently Shaq's movie career is the opposite of his basketball career.

[Cactus-Sack]

He may be dark, but uncle Tom sure ain't black. Fvck him.

[pauk]

I loved:

Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Meteor Man (1993)
Major Payne (1995)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) <------ wtf, how is this one of the worst? Thats maybe the funniest Pryor/Wilder duo movie and one of the funniest movies ever.

[L.Kizzle]

I loved:

Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Meteor Man (1993)
Major Payne (1995)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) <------ wtf, how is this one of the worst? Thats maybe the funniest Pryor/Wilder duo movie and one of the funniest movies ever.
Guy is trippin. He had the Wiz here. An all time black classic. Suprised the Five Heartbeats didn't make his foolish list.

Too many Wayans, Townsend and Murphy films here.

A lot of films that should be here like Johnson Family Vacation, Kingdom Come, Friday After Next, Black Knight, ect.

[KNOW1EDGE]

This is a terrible list.

Meteor Man, How High, Belly, Good Burger, Major Payne etc etc are all some of my favorite movies of all time.

[~primetime~]

Monsters Ball was highly regarded... Halle Berry won Best actress even lol

[~primetime~]

Higher Learning is legit too... This list is pretty bad

[El Kabong]

I loved:

Vampire in Brooklyn (1995)
Beverly Hills Cop III (1994)
Meteor Man (1993)
Major Payne (1995)
See No Evil, Hear No Evil (1989) <------ wtf, how is this one of the worst? Thats maybe the funniest Pryor/Wilder duo movie and one of the funniest movies ever.
No shit, it's a bloody hilarious movie. Pryor/Wilder duo is a thing of beauty. Another You is kinda weak (which is understandable with Pryor's MS starting to noticeable effect him), but Silver Streak, Stir Crazy and See No Evil, Hear No Evil are all time favourites of mine.

[~primetime~]

http://images.moviepostershop.com/black-and-white-movie-poster-1999-1020203427.jpg


How about this worthless POS of a movie... I don't think the director even had the slightest clue what he was going for. Just throw in Tyson with some Wu rappers and young white actors, see what happens.

How is Higher Learning on the list which had clear messages, and not this?

[Kblaze8855]

Vampire in brooklyn needs to come off if only for Preacher Pauly.

[Shade8780]

Why you so black?

Biggest stand-up fan on ISH.
Always in that 4 lines rap thread.
Posts shit like this.

[Tarik One]

Belly makes the list, buy Belly 2 doesn't?

[L.Kizzle]

Belly makes the list, buy Belly 2 doesn't?
Belly is an acceptable hood flick, not sure why it's here. Guy who made it is definitely biased.

No Tyler Perry or Spike Lee films here, yet Wayans, Townsend amd Murphy (post 90s) is all here.

No Hav Plenty or the Cookout? Now those are some bad black movies.

[KobesFinger]

Beverly Hills Cop is a black film?

[Smook A.]

Needs more Tyler Perry movies.

[L.Kizzle]

Colors was a good gang movie.

[SpecialQue]

I'm not fully on board with the following it has, but Pootie Tang isn't THAT bad of a movie. It's not great, but certainly better than a lot of other bad comedies I've seen. These mutherfvckers are reaching.

[LJJ]

To contrast, the hundred best black films, a list from the same author.

1. Do the Right Thing

[thefatmiral]

blankman is not a black movie. its just a good comedy movie. with some black actors. no dolymite? martin lawrences movies?

[L.Kizzle]

[QUOTE=LJJ]To contrast, the hundred best black films, a list from the same author.

1. Do the Right Thing

[~primetime~]

Baby Boy 19

Boyz n the Hood 32

:facepalm

[LJJ]

My favorite part is where the guy tries to shoehorn City of God, Hotel Rwanda and Tsotsi into Black American film lore.

[L.Kizzle]

My favorite part is where the guy tries to shoehorn City of God, Hotel Rwanda and Tsotsi into Black American film lore.
Only him.

Also, he has the nerve to put Higher Learning in the bad films list but Undercover Brother under best films list.

ISH's Negro Historian does not approve.

[MadeFromDust]

Glory should be #1 on that second list :rolleyes:

[senelcoolidge]

This list is crap. There are some ok films on that list. I didn't see Monkey Hustle on that list..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lG3Drv25_iU (theme song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv6loLuXFX4 (clip)

[KNOW1EDGE]

I know it's just one mans opinion but damn, those are 2 absolutely horrible lists

[L.Kizzle]

I do give him credit for listing race films from the 30s and 40s like Miracle in Harlem and Emperor Jones. Other than that ... bad.

[L.Kizzle]

Five Heartbeats is too low. Top ten easily.

[L.Kizzle]

Why wasn't You Got Served on the list?

One of the worse movies ever, black or not.
Good choice. Also Love Don't Cost a Thing.

[ThePhantomCreep]

Whoever came up with this list needs to learn the difference between a "black film" and a film that happens to have a black lead. "Colors" (which is a great film btw) has two white leads, so really this list is a mess.