Dwight Howard burns the Lakers with a Geico reference

[YouGotServed]

http://www.sbnation.com/lookit/2015/1/25/7891905/dwight-howard-burns-the-lakers-with-a-geico-reference

[QUOTE]Dwight H. on Lakers:

[navy]

:roll:

[Ariza4three]

:roll:

[JohnFreeman]

damnn

[JT123]

:roll: Kobe stans mad as shit! First Howard punks Kobe on opening night, and now this.

[Inferno]

:roll: Kobe stans mad as shit! First Howard punks Kobe on opening night, and now this.

Read the whole article...he dissed the Lakers but praised Bean :applause: :applause:

[niko]

They played each other in the finals and Kobe's Lakers beat Howard's Magic. I mean wtf. Howard punks Kobe? Kobe has 5 titles and Howard's never going to win one. I know you all hate Kobe but come on...

[rapker]

damn this nikka got us good :( at least he praised mr. vino :bowdown:

[Ariza4three]

They played each other in the finals and Kobe's Lakers beat Howard's Magic. I mean wtf. Howard punks Kobe? Kobe has 5 titles and Howard's never going to win one. I know you all hate Kobe but come on...
The referees beat the Magic. Don't twist it.

[HOoopCityJones]

:roll: Kobe stans mad as shit! First Howard punks Kobe on opening night, and now this.

He said Kobe was a HoFamer :biggums:

[Droid101]

>calls Kobe hall of famer
>somehow this is is supposed to make Kobe fans mad

[Ariza4three]

>calls Kobe hall of famer
>somehow this is is supposed to make Kobe fans mad
>2015
>still not knowing how to green text
top ****ing kek

[Droid101]

>2015
>still not knowing how to green text
top ****ing kek
You're right I forgot it's supposed to be in Haiku format.

Dwight Howard says stuff
Nothing bad about Kobe
Fans still do not care

[imnew09]

ahah thats funny :lol

[LJJ]

I think Dwight is corny as hell, but that was a sick reference.

[Genaro]

Congrats on leaving the Lakers to be Harden's slave and not winning rings, Dwight.
We can all see you're living the dream

[AnaheimLakers24]

16 > 2 when jordan was retired and coming back

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Is it a reference to what Kareem said about him?

[KungFuJoe]

If there's one guy that owns another it's Kobe owning Dwight. There's being a poster for one of the most vicious dunks I've ever seen. Then there's his Magic team getting their shit pushed in on his own home court. Then he bails for LA to be Kobe's sidekick.

Of course he's going to praise his daddy.

[Ariza4three]

如果有一个人拥有另一种是科比拥有德怀特。有作为的海报是我见过最恶毒的扣篮之一。再有就是他的魔术队得到 他们的狗屎推在自己的主场。然后，他捞出了洛杉矶是科比的搭档。

当然，他会赞美他的爸爸
What?
Say it again?

[alanLA92]

The referees beat the Magic. Don't twist it.

Yeah because it was the refs fault that Howard missed FTs in clutch time and the Magic leaving Fisher open for the tying 3. :oldlol:

[YouGotServed]

Laker fans getting a bit grumpy.

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/3792/2ake3ir.gif

[Springsteen]

I still don't know how Lakers fans can hate on Dwight for playing through a potential career altering back injury when he was on the Lakers while simultaneously getting scapegoated the whole season, when they laud Kobe for fighting through his Achilles injury to sink those freethrows.

[HOoopCityJones]

I still don't know how Lakers fans can hate on Dwight for playing through a potential career altering back injury when he was on the Lakers while simultaneously getting scapegoated, when they laud Kobe for fighting through his Achilles injury.

It's called Loyalty.

Something that seems to escape most Bball fans today. I just chalk it up to the era. Most of these guys just latch on to the next best thing, even some Durant and Lebron stans can't keep Curry, Harden or Klay's names outta their mouths right now and it's understandable considering the year they've all had. But Lakers fans are different, if this League is a what have you done for me lately type of circus, then the Lakers organization is that personified. People forget how much Kobe was hated after Shaq left, he had to earn his respect back after all the drama that went down in the 04 season.



Dwight never really embraced LA like we wanted to embrace him, he always side stepped questions about resigning when he was here so we stood pat and waited for him to show us he wanted to be here and he never did, through his play or offcourt. He came here talking big about how he wanted to work with Kareem, and none of it ever happened.

I get that The Lakers FO ****ed up bringing in D'antoni to Coach them, which catered to Nash and Kobe's strengths more than Pau or Dwight's, and most Laker fans understand that. But thats not Kobe's fault he had one foot outta the door since he got here, it's not Kobe's fault they chose the wrong Coach and it's not Dwight's fault either.

The biggest piece of shit in all of this is Jim Buss and I can't wait til Jeanie fires his bitch ass after next season. Mitch can stay , because I know he can do some great things without Tommy Boy in his ear 247.

[rezznor]

It's called Loyalty.

Something that seems to escape most Bball fans today. Most of these guys just latch on to the next best thing, even some Durant and Lebron stans can't keep Curry, Harden or Klay's names outta their mouths right now and it's understandable considering the year they've all had. But Lakers fans are different, if this League is a what have you done for me lately type of circus, then the Lakers organization is that personified. People forget how much Kobe was hated after Shaq left, he had to earn his respect back after all the drama after the 04 season.



Dwight never really embraced LA like we wanted to embrace him, he always side stepped questions about resigning when he was here so we stood pat and waited for him to show us he wanted to be here and he never did, through his play or offcourt. He came here talking big abut how he wanted to work with Kareem, and none of it ever happened.

I get that The Lakers FO ****ed up bringing in D'antoni to Coach them, which catered to Nash and Kobe's strengths more than Pau or Dwight's, and most Laker fans understand that. But thats not Kobe's fault he had one foot outta the door since he got here, it's not Kobe's fault they chose the wrong Coach and it's not Dwight's fault either.

The biggest piece of shit in all of this Jim Buss and I can't wait til Jeanie fires his bitch ass after next season. Mitch can stay , because I know he can do some great things without Tommy Boy in his ear 247.
wth did dwight owe to the lakers?:oldlol:

[Cocaine80s]

What?
Say it again?
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[YouGotServed]

What?
Say it again?

:roll: :roll:

[HOoopCityJones]

wth did dwight owe to the lakers?:oldlol:

That's my point. And we likewise didn't owe him shit.

Ni99as in LA was sick when the Lakers threw up that sign all over town.

[SpecialQue]

People here tend to overrate jokes when they come at the expense of a team they already hate. Either that or ISH has a shockingly weak sense of humor.

[YouGotServed]

People here tend to overrate jokes when they come at the expense of a team they already hate. Either that or ISH has a shockingly weak sense of humor.

It was a clever joke. Even Laker fans can admit that. Quit catching feelings like a little school girl. :oldlol:

[RightTwoCensor]

Remember when Robert Sacre was supposed to replace Dwight? :yaohappy:

[Clyde]

The referees beat the Magic. Don't twist it.

You're such a scrub jameer

[Showtime2001]

Kobe is a career winner

Dwight is a career loser

End of discussion.

[RoundMoundOfReb]

Kobe is a career winner

Dwight is a career loser

End of discussion.

Give Dwight prime Jordan/LeBron (only people comparable to prime Shaq although both are worse than peak Shaq) for 8 years and he wins 4/5 titles too.

[oarabbus]

That was pretty good :oldlol:

[YouGotServed]

Kobe is a career winner

Dwight is a career loser

End of discussion.

You madd brah?

[Showtime2001]

You madd brah?
5>0

:lol

[Mr Exlax]

Dwight finally said something funny!

[Dr Seuss]

If i was stuck with a child's mentality and had 10 different kids with 10 different women, my pinocchio references would be pretty up to par, as well

[kuniva_dAMiGhTy]

This would be funny if Dwight at least had a title on his resume.

1/10 - 1 being nice, and throwing a bone to the idiot Rockets fans.

[oh the horror]

The referees beat the Magic. Don't twist it.



4 games to one? Stop being a little girl.

[MUGEN]

lol not bad at all

[RightTwoCensor]

Kobe stans taking L's they're the 2015 Lakers.

[ImKobe]

Kobe stans taking L's they're the 2015 Lakers.


lol? He made a joke about how bad the Lakers are, Kobe wasn't playing :hammerhead:

[Rooster]

Good one by Dwight, always a clown.

I don't think Dwight will win one as Rocket so he may well be ended up in Ewing tier. Just saw the Rockets live last night and most of their offense and the shots are generated by Harden. Comes playoff time, that's not gonna work unless Harden gets really hot but that's not gonna happen in 4 series. They need another star.

[Levity]

Damn, Dwight really took the belt to LA with that one....

:sleeping

[rezznor]

Good one by Dwight, always a clown.

I don't think Dwight will win one as Rocket so he may well be ended up in Ewing tier. Just saw the Rockets live last night and most of their offense and the shots are generated by Harden. Comes playoff time, that's not gonna work unless Harden gets really hot but that's not gonna happen in 4 series. They need another star.
agreed. nobody but harden can create his own shot. we need another playmaker.

[$LakerGold]

They played each other in the finals and Kobe's Lakers beat Howard's Magic. I mean wtf. Howard punks Kobe? Kobe has 5 titles and Howard's never going to win one. I know you all hate Kobe but come on...
Houston fans are delusional. They got their team now & they're still going nowhere with it.

Morons acting like losing Howard was the Lakers' biggest loss. Howard was just another piece, you're an idiot if you think he's irreplaceable. :roll:

When it's game time, do you really think Howard's going to dominate the game?. 4-1 in the finals & 4-2 against the Blazers last year. :roll: :roll:

You can't win with a 15/11 1st/2nd scoring option. Go back to the basic rules, you fcks.

DELUSIONAL.

[$LakerGold]

4 games to one? Stop being a little girl.
:lol

Ariza4Three is nice, but these other cats are just... :facepalm

[RightTwoCensor]

LA fans catching the feels from a one-liner by Dwight. Pa-****ing-thetic

[Mr Exlax]

Lakers fans are claiming they aren't mad, but they're bringing up all this shit about Dwight. It makes no sense. Don't make this out to be more than what it is. Dwight finally said something funny. God damn give the man some credit. The shit was actually funny.

[LakersFan626]

The referees beat the Magic. Don't twist it.

Referees beat them in a 5 GAME series? Good to know that Kobe/Lakers are still living rent free in your head Jameer, even though they're losing. Or have you been trolling the Lakers only the last few years because you didn't have the guts to do it when they were actually winning?

[Ariza4three]

Referees beat them in a 5 GAME series? Good to know that Kobe/Lakers are still living rent free in your head Jameer, even though they're losing. Or have you been trolling the Lakers only the last few years because you didn't have the guts to do it when they were actually winning?
didnt read lol

[YouGotServed]

Houston fans are delusional. They got their team now & they're still going nowhere with it.

Morons acting like losing Howard was the Lakers' biggest loss. Howard was just another piece, you're an idiot if you think he's irreplaceable. :roll:

When it's game time, do you really think Howard's going to dominate the game?. 4-1 in the finals & 4-2 against the Blazers last year. :roll: :roll:

You can't win with a 15/11 1st/2nd scoring option. Go back to the basic rules, you fcks.

DELUSIONAL.

meltdown. guess what, little buddy?

http://i.minus.com/ibovNT1owp74ik.gif

[wally_world]

:lol

for once i have some respect for Dwight

[talkingconch]

lol its pretty funny

but i dont think laker fans care at all, hes not with the lakers anymore and he hasnt done anything in houston for us to care. We only cared if he wanted to play with us or not

[ABfor3]

Butt hurt Lakers fans everywhere

[iamgine]

For once Dwight's joke is funny. :applause:

Usually it's corny and cringe worthy.

[fiddy]

#firstroundexit
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[bigkingsfan]

He does have the Pinocchio voice.

[triangleoffense]

It's ok he's just mad he couldn't cut it in LA, probably why he cowers in the big stage.

[dunksby]

Does it mean D12 is an infamous liar? That sounds about right.

[RightTwoCensor]

This thread is like sooooo yesterday.

The fact that Laker fans still are still shook is pathetic, so much shame.

[SpanishACB]

People here tend to overrate jokes when they come at the expense of a team they already hate. Either that or ISH has a shockingly weak sense of humor.

you mean like people do with everything in life everytime?

[rezznor]

It's ok he's just mad he couldn't cut it in LA, probably why he cowers in the big stage.
the same big stage that has lakers national games getting dropped and headed towards the tank?

[CelticBaller]

:oldlol:

[Dragic4Life]

Kobe taking Ls everyday.:oldlol:

[IMObjective]

Kobe taking Ls everyday.:oldlol:
Mark Medina's twitter from original link:
Dwight on Kobe's legacy:"5 championships." Dwight then pointed to wall at Windward gym that read "Hall of Fame." Dwight:"That's Kobe Bryant"

how do you do it? How do you constantly prove yourself to be the dumbest person on this board? :applause: no offense.