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Ariza4three
01-28-2015, 06:38 PM
My MVP also is a bit fraudulent. Who am I?

RightTwoCensor
01-28-2015, 06:40 PM
Kobe?

Ariza4three
01-28-2015, 06:40 PM
Ariza

Droid101
01-28-2015, 06:41 PM
Kobe?
Seeing as Kobe already made the all star team...

http://media.tumblr.com/47ff48100d8c61228eecdf70831a3af9/tumblr_inline_n8n64sQTsy1r0g5r8.jpg

Ariza4three
01-28-2015, 06:41 PM
Nope and nope. But good guesses.

christian1923
01-28-2015, 06:41 PM
Steve Nash?

RightTwoCensor
01-28-2015, 06:41 PM
Seeing as Kobe already made the all star team...

http://media.tumblr.com/47ff48100d8c61228eecdf70831a3af9/tumblr_inline_n8n64sQTsy1r0g5r8.jpg
So he'll be playing?

Ariza4three
01-28-2015, 06:42 PM
Would you say that the MVP winner was flaky?

24-Inch_Chrome
01-28-2015, 06:43 PM
Derrick Rose.

RoundMoundOfReb
01-28-2015, 06:44 PM
Do you also have the worst impact/stats ratio in NBA history?

RightTwoCensor
01-28-2015, 06:45 PM
Would you say that the MVP winner was flaky?
http://i.gyazo.com/979f92eaebadf1a37d0abff2968695df.png

Droid101
01-28-2015, 06:47 PM
Player in question never had good navigation efficiency.

RightTwoCensor
01-28-2015, 06:47 PM
Player in question never had good efficiency.
Kobe?

dazzer87
01-28-2015, 06:48 PM
FT35 FTW....................:rockon:

HomieWeMajor
01-28-2015, 06:49 PM
That lightskin boy from Chiraq.

Ariza4three
01-28-2015, 06:50 PM
Derrick Rose.
Correct!!

24-Inch_Chrome
01-28-2015, 06:52 PM
Correct!!

As soon as I saw "MVP also is a bit fraudulent" it just clicked.

:cheers:

Droid101
01-28-2015, 06:52 PM
Kobe?
Kobe made the all star team. Voted in by the fans.

The only other MVP's that might not make the all star game as of now would be Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, Kevin Durant, Dirk Nowitzki, and Derrick Rose.

Can you stop being a useless asshole please?

RightTwoCensor
01-28-2015, 07:02 PM
Kobe made the all star team. Voted in by the fans.

The only other MVP's that might not make the all star game as of now would be Tim Duncan, Kevin Garnett, Kevin Durant, Dirk Nowitzki, and Derrick Rose.

Can you stop being a useless asshole please?
You need a tampon, honey?

They Won
01-28-2015, 07:05 PM
Karl Malone?

Droid101
01-28-2015, 07:08 PM
You need a tampon, honey?
Yes, but that doesn't explain why you're a purposefully obtuse shitstain.

Roundball_Rock
01-28-2015, 07:58 PM
:oldlol: at the Rose hate. Kick him while he is still semi-down. He is rounding back to form and will have a great career--which may include a championship this year. As Rose goes, so goes Chicago.

Lebronxrings
01-28-2015, 08:08 PM
durant?

24-Inch_Chrome
01-28-2015, 08:10 PM
:oldlol: at the Rose hate. Kick him while he is still semi-down. He is rounding back to form and will have a great career--which may include a championship this year. As Rose goes, so goes Chicago.

If I kick him it'll be right in the knee :lol

Lebronxrings
01-28-2015, 08:13 PM
If I kick him it'll be right in the knee :lol
:dancin :basketball :yaohappy:

AnaheimLakers24
01-28-2015, 08:15 PM
Rose is more popular than the magic franchise.

nathanjizzle
01-28-2015, 08:18 PM
:oldlol: at the Rose hate. Kick him while he is still semi-down. He is rounding back to form and will have a great career--which may include a championship this year. As Rose goes, so goes Chicago.

hes already up, they are trying to kick him back down, or atleast get their shots in before its over for them. really pathetic.

The_Pharcyde
01-28-2015, 08:49 PM
If I kick him it'll be right in the knee :lol


You hear that guys!!! He would kick rose in the knee!!! What a badass!! I can't believe you would kick him in the knee!!!


Sheesh I hope you are like 13 for your own sake

nba_55
01-28-2015, 08:52 PM
If I kick him it'll be right in the knee :lol
:lol :lol :lol

Mr. Jabbar
01-28-2015, 09:00 PM
i like anime porn, who am i?

24-Inch_Chrome
01-28-2015, 09:07 PM
You hear that guys!!! He would kick rose in the knee!!! What a badass!! I can't believe you would kick him in the knee!!!


Sheesh I hope you are like 13 for your own sake

I didn't think that joke was complex...I guess it was? :facepalm

Cocaine80s
01-28-2015, 09:07 PM
Kobe

Spurs5Rings2014
01-28-2015, 09:08 PM
i like anime porn, who am i?

:roll:

Lebronxrings
01-28-2015, 09:09 PM
i like anime porn, who am i?
ur mum

Brokenbeat
01-28-2015, 09:17 PM
i like anime porn, who am i?

Are you a pedophile from the deep south with a super hot sister? Thinking you're either Jameer, or a character from 'True Detective.'

Lexington Steel
01-28-2015, 09:27 PM
i like anime porn, who am i?
:roll:

The Iron Sheik
01-28-2015, 09:34 PM
how is derrick rose's mvp fradulent? who deserved it more than dwight? and if that bitch ever won an mvp the league would look like even more of a joke

COnDEMnED
01-28-2015, 09:52 PM
i like anime porn, who am i?
Do you also happen to be a gay virgin?

COnDEMnED
01-28-2015, 09:54 PM
Are you a pedophile from the deep south with a super hot sister? Thinking you're either Jameer, or a character from 'True Detective.'
Pics of said sister? If so, it's going to get real funny around here..

Ariza4three
01-28-2015, 09:57 PM
i like anime porn, who am i?

A straight man.

Ariza4three
01-28-2015, 09:57 PM
Are you a pedophile from the deep south with a super hot sister? Thinking you're either Jameer, or a character from 'True Detective.'

headass

The_Pharcyde
01-28-2015, 09:59 PM
I didn't think that joke was complex...I guess it was? :facepalm


Not complex but you might have some psychological issues if you want to kick a guy you don't know who had 2 major surgeries in the knee, kinda weird tbh.. But some people will do anything for some attention I guess

But once again I hope you are 13 for your own sake

Bandito
01-28-2015, 10:44 PM
i like anime porn, who am i?
Is it Jam?

La Frescobaldi
01-28-2015, 11:25 PM
Yes, but that doesn't explain why you're a purposefully obtuse shitstain.
you've gone straight downhill. pick it up man pick up yore game

tommy3
01-29-2015, 12:10 AM
ish is f cking legendary:roll:

redboy
01-29-2015, 12:23 AM
is it Michael Jordan?

Dragic4Life
01-29-2015, 12:24 AM
Dude, get the title correct please.:facepalm

It should go:


I am a former NBA MVP* who won't even make the allstar game
Answer: oldbe

TheBigVeto
01-29-2015, 12:34 AM
Kobe?

We have a winner.:applause: :applause:

Ariza4three
02-16-2015, 12:20 AM
BUmp.

Prime_Shaq
02-16-2015, 12:25 AM
Point?

poido123
02-16-2015, 12:27 AM
My MVP also is a bit fraudulent. Who am I?



How many Orlando players made the allstar game, Jamguysbutts?

JohnFreeman
02-16-2015, 12:27 AM
:roll:

Roundball_Rock
02-16-2015, 12:27 AM
Rose will be an all-star again next year and for many years to come thereafter. :pimp:

Ariza4three
02-16-2015, 12:38 AM
How many Orlando players made the allstar game, Jamguysbutts?
http://i.imgur.com/9JWGP01.png
>Comparing mostly rookies and 22 year olds to a veteran.
>kek

zizozain
02-16-2015, 12:39 AM
i like anime porn, who am i?
:roll:

CelticBaller
02-16-2015, 01:35 AM
Kobe fans are so insecure they fail to realize op is talking about rose :oldlol: