lmfao at football

[King Jane]

i laugh every time someoene tells me its a physical or tuff game

they wear pads an helmets ffs :oldlol:

dont tell me its as tough as mma or wrestling :no: now theres 2 real physical sports :applause:

[chosen_one6]

i laugh every time someoene tells me its a physical or tuff game

they wear pads an helmets ffs :oldlol:

dont tell me its as tough as mma or wrestling :no: now theres 2 real physical sports :applause:

It is a physical and tough game. You're just an idiot looking for a pissing match. Go jerk off to Jon Jones or something.

[King Jane]

It is a physical and tough game. You're just an idiot looking for a pissing match. Go jerk off to Jon Jones or something.
my test is always what would happen if you put an animal in the sport

say u put an ape in the octagon. it would be savaged by a trained fighter. it takes skill to fight u cant just be an animal and fight

put an ape on a football field with those padded meatheads that dont kno how to do nothin other than run into themselves with their pads an the ape would evade the players with ease an might even fvck up one of the football players in the process with its jungle savy

football is a mindless sport wear people run into each other with pads an helmets its a laughingstock of the world for a reason im embarassed america doesnt at least make them take their pads off for sheer dignity :facepalm

[SugarHill]

my test is always what would happen if you put an animal in the sport

say u put an ape in the octagon. it would be savaged by a trained fighter. it takes skill to fight u cant just be an animal and fight

put an ape on a football field with those padded meatheads that dont kno how to do nothin other than run into themselves with their pads an the ape would evade the players with ease an might even fvck up one of the football players in the process with its jungle savy

football is a mindless sport wear people run into each other with pads an helmets its a laughingstock of the world for a reason im embarassed america doesnt at least make them take their pads off for sheer dignity :facepalm:roll: :applause:

[FKAri]

Football's overrated in the US, but it's still a great sport.

[Raymone]

say u put an ape in the octagon. it would be savaged by a trained fighter. it takes skill to fight u cant just be an animal and fight

Nope. Put any human MMA fighter in the ring with, say, an adult chimpanzee and the fighter would literally get his face ripped off.

[GimmeThat]

in conclusion.


go to Spain and run with the bulls.

[miggyme1]

i laugh every time someoene tells me its a physical or tuff game

they wear pads an helmets ffs :oldlol:

dont tell me its as tough as mma or wrestling :no: now theres 2 real physical sports :applause:


this coming from a guy with a craig david pic as his avatar. :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[King Jane]

Nope. Put any human MMA fighter in the ring with, say, an adult chimpanzee and the fighter would literally get his face ripped off.
:facepalm

do u even watch mma whens last time u seen a mma ref allow teeth and claws in the octagon? :rolleyes:

under mma rules with refs theyd give the ape a mouth guard an gloves an that wud be that it wouldnt be allowed to scratch or bite or it would lose by dq

in a legit mma bout you need skill and subimssions no dirty ape would be able to tangle with a trained mma fighter because they CANT LEARN advanced fight schemes an stratagies cause its a dumb animal

[Raymone]

:facepalm

do u even watch mma whens last time u seen a mma ref allow teeth and claws in the octagon? :rolleyes:

under mma rules with refs theyd give the ape a mouth guard an gloves an that wud be that it wouldnt be allowed to scratch or bite or it would lose by dq

in a legit mma bout you need skill and subimssions no dirty ape would be able to tangle with a trained mma fighter because they CANT LEARN advanced fight schemes an stratagies cause its a dumb animal

If the ape is expected to adhere to rules, then your hypothetical is extra dumb. An ape on the football field would be drawing a flag on every play, going offsides, false starts, pass interference.

[embersyc]

One fake sport, and one where the ref stops the fight immediately if someone is in danger of getting hurt.

:facepalm

[Practice?]

It is a physical and tough game. You're just an idiot looking for a pissing match. Go jerk off to Jon Jones or something.

lol this.

[GOBB]

It is a physical and tough game. You're just an idiot looking for a pissing match. Go jerk off to Jon Jones or something.

:applause:

[Mirror]

football is a mindless sport wear people

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[tomtucker]

4 posts and dat rep.........:eek:

[ItsMillerTime]

Yo King Jane may be legitimately retarded. How they letting you post from the asylum bruh?

[outbreak]

my test is always what would happen if you put an animal in the sport

say u put an ape in the octagon. it would be savaged by a trained fighter. it takes skill to fight u cant just be an animal and fight

put an ape on a football field with those padded meatheads that dont kno how to do nothin other than run into themselves with their pads an the ape would evade the players with ease an might even fvck up one of the football players in the process with its jungle savy

football is a mindless sport wear people run into each other with pads an helmets its a laughingstock of the world for a reason im embarassed america doesnt at least make them take their pads off for sheer dignity :facepalm

What the **** did I just read? An ape in the ocatagon? Haven't you ever seen those nature shows that have animals attacking humans? Even small chimps eat peoples faces off. I think the NFL is boring personally but most people who say a sport is mindless don't understand the tactics and plays involved and miss half of whats going on.

[Top Gun]

An ape could rip a humans limbs out if angry. "Jungle savy" might be the funniest thing I've read for a while though. Well done.

[KNOW1EDGE]

We really need to delete this thread.

Very funny attempt at trolling, but let's all laugh and move on

[ThePhantomCreep]

Posing as an MMA fan in an attempt to make them look like idiots. You sly devil you.