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L.Kizzle
02-02-2015, 11:44 AM
How do you greet them?

Welcome back.
How's it been.

GOBB
02-02-2015, 11:47 AM
Welcome home. Simple :confusedshrug:

Practice?
02-02-2015, 11:52 AM
Shank them as soon as their out. For the irony.

Patrick Chewing
02-02-2015, 12:13 PM
Whisper to them: "They're everywhere"

L.Kizzle
02-02-2015, 12:21 PM
Whisper to them: "They're everywhere"
Who is they?

Kblaze8855
02-02-2015, 12:42 PM
Welcome home....get them a beer and a nice meal.

GOBB
02-02-2015, 12:56 PM
"So I've got this fool-proof plan to rob this bank..."

About as funny as the SB commercials last night.

Knicks101
02-02-2015, 12:59 PM
You tell them that he hasn't yet, but Damon Wayans Jr. will take over the comedy world.

alenleomessi
02-02-2015, 01:17 PM
drop something and tell him your back is sore

wakencdukest
02-02-2015, 03:19 PM
Ask him if he dropped the soap regularly.

rezznor
02-02-2015, 03:24 PM
if you were a real friend you would drop him off at a whorehouse

tomtucker
02-02-2015, 03:34 PM
" I'm horny as **** , bend over and lemme **** you in the ass ".......to ease the transition

Draz
02-02-2015, 03:35 PM
You don't say shit you look at that ***** in disappointment

CeltsGarlic
02-02-2015, 03:37 PM
Overthink it and be awkward.

So far youre on the track.

GimmeThat
02-02-2015, 03:38 PM
gas price is now $1.80!!!!!!!!!

Practice?
02-02-2015, 03:40 PM
Just smile and nod a lot.

bigkingsfan
02-02-2015, 04:28 PM
"Here's my wife."

the mesiah
02-02-2015, 04:50 PM
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xDgXPmgfH-E/hqdefault.jpg
http://coub.com/view/rp2pyts

HomieWeMajor
02-02-2015, 07:38 PM
I ask them if they will appear in a hood video with me to increase my street credibility.

outbreak
02-02-2015, 07:42 PM
give them your mix tape

mlh1981
02-02-2015, 08:20 PM
I'd congratulate them for finding the rock in the random cornfield with the note and pile of money I left them.

Levity
02-02-2015, 09:02 PM
wanna watch Con Air?

ILLsmak
02-03-2015, 08:13 AM
Welcome home. Simple :confusedshrug:

GOBB knows. He's like "Welcome home."

Jokes aside, I find it's best to just be like sup. Don't say shit about it unless they want to talk about it is the general "what do you say" answer.

Say sup, be happy to see them. GG.

-Smak