Bears are a lot smarter than we think...Im scared

[Im so nba'd out]

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[KyleKong]

Bears paying Jay Cutler $20 million a year

Bears dumb.

[rezznor]

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[Practice?]

Bears paying Jay Cutler $20 million a year

Bears dumb.

:lol

[andgar923]

Bears paying Jay Cutler $20 million a year

Bears dumb.
:roll: :roll:

[Real Men Wear Green]

Bears paying Jay Cutler $20 million a year

Bears dumb.
:applause:

[Droid101]

http://simpsonswiki.com/w/images/thumb/e/e0/Bear_patrol.png/250px-Bear_patrol.png

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You're safe citizen. It will only cost you five dollars in additional taxes per month.

[outbreak]

Bears paying Jay Cutler $20 million a year

Bears dumb.

I barely know who Jay Cutler is (I only know him from the league) but even I think this is an epic first post.

[Godzuki]

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[DonD13]

Bears paying Jay Cutler $20 million a year

Bears dumb.

:(

[gigantes]

Bears are a lot smarter than we think...Im scared
dun be scared, homie... just follow the directions


http://content.artofmanliness.com/uploads//2013/03/Bear-Attack-1.jpg

[Le Shaqtus]

dun be scared, homie... just follow the directions


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Are those legit rules? If so have the ones with the Grizzly actually worked?

[SugarHill]

Are those legit rules? If so have the ones with the Grizzly actually worked?
Shit is retarded. 600 lb monster charges you, pretend to be a dead body on the off chance it leaves you alone. They eat their own kind. Why would they leave your warm body that is clearly shaking from fear if you even get that far? You're done, regardless.

[Le Shaqtus]

Shit is retarded. 600 lb monster charges you, pretend to be a dead body on the off chance it leaves you alone. They eat their own kind. Why would they leave your warm body that is clearly shaking from fear if you even get that far? You're done, regardless.

Yeah, it sounded pretty far fetched :lol

[gigantes]

Are those legit rules? If so have the ones with the Grizzly actually worked?
all i can tell you is that i've read that many times coming from park rangers and such. basically the bigger / lighter the bear, the better it is to be non-confrontational.

people who play dead have a chance of getting pawed up a bit and then left alone. ppl who try to take on something that big are basically asking to be lunch.

many stories about this stuff online... do a search.

[Droid101]

Grizzlies eat fish. They only attack bigger things if they are threatened. Hence, play dead.

Black bears are mother****ers. They'll **** with you. You gotta fight them.

[SugarHill]

all i can tell you is that i've read that many times coming from park rangers and such. basically the bigger / lighter the bear, the better it is to be non-confrontational.

people who play dead have a chance of getting pawed up a bit and then left alone. ppl who try to take on something that big are basically asking to be lunch.

many stories about this stuff online... do a search.
If I get pawed by a grizzly, I'm going to be the most animated corpse ever:lol

[SugarHill]

Grizzlies eat fish. They only attack bigger things if they are threatened. Hence, play dead.

Black bears are mother****ers. They'll **** with you. You gotta fight them.
Grizzlies eat large animals, threatened or otherwise and they also scavenge.

[KyleKong]

Just punch a bear in the dick

[ballup]

Just punch a bear in the dick
Why not just shoot it in the dick?

[Im so nba'd out]

So the mexican bear i mean brown bear leaves you alone.While the black bear will attack unprovoked.

Das racist holmes

[Im so nba'd out]

What should i do if i run into a white i mean polar bear and do polar bears molest their young?

[Droid101]

What should i do if i run into a white i mean polar bear and do polar bears molest their young?
Polar bears are more boss bitch than black bears. They'll kill you to see how your blood looks against their white coats. They don't give a ****.

[Nanners]

not all bears are dangerous

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