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christian1923
02-05-2015, 07:36 PM
.................................................. ....

Hes officially a bitch....

He dropped out of the tournament in Torey Pines because "I couldnt get glutes activated":wtf:

"I tried to activate my glutes as best I could, in between, but it just, they never stayed activated."

:wtf: :wtf:

Top Gun
02-05-2015, 07:37 PM
Rory to catch him by 2020?

christian1923
02-05-2015, 07:40 PM
Rory to catch him by 2020?
In Majors? Probably never. Rory gets distracted easily

KyleKong
02-05-2015, 07:42 PM
Next time I go golfing and I slice it I'm going to blame it on my glutes.

GOAT excuse.

Top Gun
02-05-2015, 07:43 PM
Woods played in a weak era. Even Mickelson won majors!

Rory is dominating right now.

christian1923
02-05-2015, 07:44 PM
Next time I go golfing and I slice it I'm going to blame it on my glutes.

GOAT excuse.
How does one try and activate the glutes?? Was he just giving himself a butt rub on the golf course?

KyleKong
02-05-2015, 07:46 PM
How does one try and activate the glutes?? Was he just giving himself a butt rub on the golf course?

Just turned on SportsCenter and it said, "Coming up next on Tiger Wood's injury."

:kobe:

What injury.

That ass was not fat?

Practice?
02-05-2015, 08:10 PM
The Derrick Rose of golf.

-Peaked early
-Injuries plagued his career
-Glutes not activating might as well be code for lost muscle memory

DeuceWallaces
02-05-2015, 08:23 PM
The Derrick Rose of golf.

-Peaked early
-Injuries plagued his career
-Glutes not activating might as well be code for lost muscle memory

Probably the worst analogy you could come up with.

Report said he ****ed up his back again.

christian1923
02-05-2015, 08:30 PM
Probably the worst analogy you could come up with.

Report said he ****ed up his back again.
He must have missed the 14 majors lol

Joyner82reload
02-05-2015, 09:22 PM
I really don't understand the injuries associated with golf. I played religiously for a period of 5-6 years, literally 8 hours a day every day, and I never sustained a major injury. The only issues I ever had were tendinitis in my elbow and issues with tearing skin off of my middle finger due to it rubbing against my grip.

Granted I don't swing quite as hard as the top flight professionals, so my back didn't undergo quite the stress, but I was still a quality golfer that could hit the ball decently far and work my shots with fades and draws as I pleased. On top of that, I probably hit just as many shots a day on average as they do. Hell I hit at least 2,000 balls a day on the range. I really question whether their injuries are tied more to working out than they are actual golf.

BurningHammer
02-05-2015, 09:55 PM
He actually played decent before he was out because of back injury.

RonSwanson
02-06-2015, 01:51 AM
Rory might face the same thing Tiger did in 2010 when he was caught sleeping around. Unconfirmed, but he apparently was wearing sleeves because Wozniacki found out he had been sleeping around. He was wearing sleeves because he was fvckin on a glass table and it broke LMAO

Joyner82reload
02-06-2015, 04:47 AM
I always tear the skin off my thumbs

Probably gripping the club too firmly(no homo). Do you interlock pinkies or overlap pinkie in between the top of your knuckle. Could also be a vitamin deficiency, but I'm not going to bring biochemistry into a golf thread :lol

DeuceWallaces
02-06-2015, 11:45 AM
I really don't understand the injuries associated with golf. I played religiously for a period of 5-6 years, literally 8 hours a day every day, and I never sustained a major injury. The only issues I ever had were tendinitis in my elbow and issues with tearing skin off of my middle finger due to it rubbing against my grip.

Granted I don't swing quite as hard as the top flight professionals, so my back didn't undergo quite the stress, but I was still a quality golfer that could hit the ball decently far and work my shots with fades and draws as I pleased. On top of that, I probably hit just as many shots a day on average as they do. Hell I hit at least 2,000 balls a day on the range. I really question whether their injuries are tied more to working out than they are actual golf.

You don't understand how doing the exact same motion, primarily focused on torquing your back, hundreds upon hundreds of times a day for 25 years can lead to chronic injury?

Joyner82reload
02-06-2015, 06:11 PM
You don't understand how doing the exact same motion, primarily focused on torquing your back, hundreds upon hundreds of times a day for 25 years can lead to chronic injury?

You've never played golf seriously. There is nothing traumatic about a typical swing, injuries occur due to poor swings, which might be due to changing mechanics. Lack of motion in the lumbar causing lordosis is most likely the cause of the majority of their back injuries. Rotation is key.

Jesus christ, there are 10's of thousands of men around the US in their 70's+ playing golf every morning for 4 hours, and they NEVER sustain an injury.