Tried making sushi tonight. Came out pretty good *pic*

[J Shuttlesworth]

any tips on upping my game? I think it could improve a little bit

http://i.imgur.com/bLfbNl.jpg

[Dresta]

Why are your turds orange?

[Knicks101]

Dude just bought a pack of smoked salmon and put it on rice. The ****?

[DonD13]

any tips on upping my game? I think it could improve a little bit

http://i.imgur.com/bLfbNl.jpg

good job :applause:


tip: you could improve it by adding some ketchup

[red1]

made me lol. 5 stars

[kurple]

:roll: :roll:

really hope that wasnt a legit attempt

just youtube it. make sure to buy fresh fish and good avocados. maki is easier to make

[BlazerRed]

Bro.. where is the seaweed? :biggums:

[rezznor]

what a coincidence, just had a pixar movie night and i made sushi as well. here's mine.


http://fast-images.picyou.com/images/6CTXQN/medium_6CTXQN.jpg

[DeuceWallaces]

I don't eat sushi but this must be a joke right?

[embersyc]

Clearly it's an attempt at real sushi, not rolls.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/sushi-salmon-nigiri-2757143.jpg

Not a bad attempt for your first try.

Did you get the rice right?

[BurningHammer]

You could try chirashi sushi, a lot easier to make.

http://www.youlinchng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/chirashi-2.jpg

[Practice?]

Clearly it's an attempt at real sushi, not rolls.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/sushi-salmon-nigiri-2757143.jpg

Not a bad attempt for your first try.

Did you get the rice right?

Now that looks good.

[Droid101]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-iAX8IzBpDqE/VNT23KpUpoI/AAAAAAAAtZI/FnBJMF-OTrM/w441-h590-no/Capture.PNG

[BurningHammer]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-iAX8IzBpDqE/VNT23KpUpoI/AAAAAAAAtZI/FnBJMF-OTrM/w441-h590-no/Capture.PNG
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[DeuceWallaces]

Lol

[DukeDelonte13]

eh i give credit for trying.

[Eric Cartman]

Good job, good effort.

[NumberSix]

good job :applause:


tip: you could improve it by adding some ketchup
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[Shade8780]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-iAX8IzBpDqE/VNT23KpUpoI/AAAAAAAAtZI/FnBJMF-OTrM/w441-h590-no/Capture.PNG
:roll: :roll:

[Godzuki]

u should add the seaweed wrap, and cut those fish portions more tight. the seaweed wrap is easy to do, just buy one of those wooden rollers, its like using a joint roller. you can then add all kinds of stuff to combo it. its really not hard at all. u should try blow fish next.

[KyleKong]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-iAX8IzBpDqE/VNT23KpUpoI/AAAAAAAAtZI/FnBJMF-OTrM/w441-h590-no/Capture.PNG
:lol

[embersyc]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-iAX8IzBpDqE/VNT23KpUpoI/AAAAAAAAtZI/FnBJMF-OTrM/w441-h590-no/Capture.PNG

Oh damn. :oldlol:

[Shade8780]

You have no local sushi bars or something?

Damn. Why you making sushi at home? Especially, sushi that looks like that.

[Knicks101]

Did not want to have to be that guy, but OP did not make this sushi.

[SugarHill]

Did not want to have to be that guy, but OP did not make this sushi.
you love being that guy

[Im so nba'd out]

I got nothing but love for J, but I couldn't resist.
Makes a joke and backtracks....so beta

[Knicks101]

you love being that guy

Hop off, bitch boy.

[ArbitraryWater]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-iAX8IzBpDqE/VNT23KpUpoI/AAAAAAAAtZI/FnBJMF-OTrM/w441-h590-no/Capture.PNG

LOL!!


good job :applause:


tip: you could improve it by adding some ketchup

:roll: :roll:

Ketchup on everything

[imdaman99]

OP has never made an original thought in his ISH existence, doubt this is something he made.

[BurningHammer]

Did not want to have to be that guy, but OP did not make this sushi.
Unless OP is reddit's jestman (http://www.reddit.com/user/jestman).

[Im so nba'd out]

just looked up epic food fails and found this https://xerq.io/threads/293670-Epic-Food-Fail


scroll down to commit 19 i think that picture was posted a year ago...Pathetic and Beta AF

[fsvr54]

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-iAX8IzBpDqE/VNT23KpUpoI/AAAAAAAAtZI/FnBJMF-OTrM/w441-h590-no/Capture.PNG

:roll: :roll:

[J Shuttlesworth]

lol found it on a forum I frequent. Looks like it's started a revolution on ISH though :lol

[DeuceWallaces]

I don't think anyone's surprised that you lack any original thoughts or posts.

[Cali Syndicate]

Starters, I don't think you used any rice vinegar. Gonna need some wasabi and ginger. Miso soup? Maybe some more salmon sashimi...some salmon teriyaki....shiitake maki....some salad with carrot ginger dressing...sunomono.....agadashi tofu....20 pc sashimi chefs special....caterpillar roll...cherry blossom...spicy tuna


Damn....wonder if there's any 24 hour sushi joint around the pad lol

[J Shuttlesworth]

I don't think anyone's surprised that you lack any original thoughts or posts.
Salty.

I did post a pizza thread here a while ago that I actually made.

[Shade8780]

Salty.

I did post a pizza thread here a while ago that I actually made.
That's why I was surprised that the sushi looked so dead.

I mean, look at dat f*cking pizza...

http://i.imgur.com/VJWn4tJl.jpg

:applause:

[You Cant Ban Me]

just looked up epic food fails and found this https://xerq.io/threads/293670-Epic-Food-Fail


scroll down to commit 19 i think that picture was posted a year ago...Pathetic and Beta AF
I meant comment Voice Text thing on my phone struggles to understand a G guess i got way too much piff for this phone :pimp:


yeah i know im on a Alt.....

[nathanjizzle]

youre suppose to brush sesame seed oil over your fish to give it that shiny coat.