Who here has ever eaten ass before?

[sweggeh]

How was it? Was the chick into it? You think its something guys should do or you think its nasty? Plz share.

[iTare]

inb4macho

[chosen_one6]

Putting your mouth on an orifice where fecal matter comes out. That's all I need to hear to stay the hell away.

[sweggeh]

Putting your mouth on an orifice where fecal matter comes out. That's all I need to hear to stay the hell away.

When you put it in such blunt terms, almost anything sexual is gonna end up sounding mad disgusting.

[L.Kizzle]

When you put it in such blunt terms, almost anything sexual is gonna end up sounding mad disgusting.
Sucking bosoms is not gross.

[chosen_one6]

When you put it in such blunt terms, almost anything sexual is gonna end up sounding mad disgusting.

Fecal matter doesn't come out of the mouth or ******

[HomieWeMajor]

Licking the butt and crack>>>>>>>
Feeling something solid on your tongue <<<<<<<<<<<
Can also confirm that getting your ass licked is the dogs bollocks

[imdaman99]

Fecal matter doesn't come out of the mouth or ******
How about in the shower after she has soaped it clean (ok, as clean as it can get) :banana:

[sweggeh]

Fecal matter doesn't come out of the mouth or ******

A lot of disgusting stuff comes out of a vag too. Including piss, queefs, babies, dead babies, and blood on a regular basis. See, you can make that sound disgusting too.

[chosen_one6]

A lot of disgusting stuff comes out of a vag too. Including piss, queefs, babies, dead babies, and blood on a regular basis. See, you can make that sound disgusting too.

Piss isn't so bad. I can deal with that. Queefs are just air and typically dont smell. Babies and dead babies? Seriously? Blood...meh. Not afraid of that unless the chick has a VD, which if you knew about it, why the hell would you be messing with her anyway?

Feces = more disgusting than anything that comes out of a ******.

[chosen_one6]

How about in the shower after she has soaped it clean (ok, as clean as it can get) :banana:

Only time I would ever think of doing it is if she JUST got out of the shower or is in the shower, and also had an enema prior.

[sweggeh]

Piss isn't so bad. I can deal with that. Queefs are just air and typically dont smell. Babies and dead babies? Seriously? Blood...meh. Not afraid of that unless the chick has a VD, which if you knew about it, why the hell would you be messing with her anyway?

Feces = more disgusting than anything that comes out of a ******.

You acting like feces is going to come out at the exact time you lickin it. That aint how it goes man, or atleast that aint how its supposed to go.

[chosen_one6]

You acting like feces is going to come out at the exact time you lickin it. That aint how it goes man, or atleast that aint how its supposed to go.

But it has come out of it and will again. It's just f*cking weird.

Butthole pleasures are also what gay guys are into. Nothing against gays or being gay, but if you're into that shit chances are you're likely into dudes too.

[sweggeh]

But it has come out of it and will again. It's just f*cking weird.

Butthole pleasures are also what gay guys are into. Nothing against gays or being gay, but if you're into that shit chances are you're likely into dudes too.

Nah, no way.

But, if the chick is lickin your asshole, then you gay af. Dunno how that would appeal to a guy.

[KobesFinger]

I've never done it or considered it because the vaj is right there

[chosen_one6]

Nah, no way.

But, if the chick is lickin your asshole, then you gay af. Dunno how that would appeal to a guy.


I've heard about more dudes being into that than I thought. :biggums:

[sweggeh]

I've never done it or considered it because the vaj is right there

Why limit yourself homie.

[KobesFinger]

Why limit yourself homie.

Because eating ass doesn't appeal in the slightest to me, giving or receiving. I'll eat the hell out of a girls vaj (if she's clean) but the ass is a no-no

[LOLCATS]

I have done it before, but its not my favorite thing. I can take it or leave it, it just depends on the girl.

[sweggeh]

Because eating ass doesn't appeal in the slightest to me, giving or receiving. I'll eat the hell out of a girls vaj (if she's clean) but the ass is a no-no

Fair enough bro.

[sweggeh]

I have done it before, but its not my favorite thing. I can take it or leave it, it just depends on the girl.

You suck dudes asses? You even gayer than I thought, if thats even possible.

[chosen_one6]

You suck dudes asses? You even gayer than I thought, if thats even possible.


:roll:

[LOLCATS]

You suck dudes asses? You even gayer than I thought, if thats even possible.

Keep making the same tired jokes. Where did I say I doing it to guys? Nowhere, so don't make stupid assumptions.

[DwadeOverLebron]

This is the stupidest question. I've had arguments with my friends about this and I'm just gonna tell it how it is you little kids. The vag is about and inch to an inch and a half from the anus. You don't think while hunting for pearls in the carpet, your gonna run into a*s molecules along the way? You will and enjoy it.. You'll eventually develop a palate for it later.

:cheers:

[sweggeh]

Keep making the same tired jokes. Where did I say I doing it to guys? Nowhere, so don't make stupid assumptions.

My *****, are you taking the piss?

[sweggeh]

This is the stupidest question. I've had arguments with my friends about this and I'm just gonna tell it how it is you little kids. The vag is about and inch to an inch and a half from the anus. You don't think while hunting for pearls in the carpet, your gonna run into a*s molecules along the way? You will and enjoy it.. You'll eventually develop a palate for it later.

:cheers:

:applause:

[imdaman99]

Sweggeh, I have. I used to go out with a brown chick (looked more asian than brown, but exotic and sexy as F) and I preferred eating her ass because her vaj tasted like battery acid.

I swear man, there was nothing I could do about it. It had to have been the diet, I even googled on how to bring it up to your gf. I thought I was giving her clear signs when I would lick her vaj for literally 2 seconds before moving onto her ass. Of course she was clean back there. If it tasted like cherries or strawberries, I would have ate her out for hours... but it was not to be :lol I think she knew though, because she tried drinking cranberry juice or strawberries but her acidity was too strong. She was a freak and liked it though, no complaints from her about getting pleased.

She had a great ass too though, maybe that helped. That was years ago, and thankfully I have moved on. If it's gonna taste nasty, I don't want to put my head down there. I mean I will do it because pleasing my woman is a turn on for me, but I wanna enjoy it.

Hope my wife don't taste like battery acid :roll:

[sweggeh]

Sweggeh, I have. I used to go out with a brown chick (looked more asian than brown, but exotic and sexy as F) and I preferred eating her ass because her vaj tasted like battery acid.

I swear man, there was nothing I could do about it. It had to have been the diet, I even googled on how to bring it up to your gf. I thought I was giving her clear signs when I would lick her vaj for literally 2 seconds before moving onto her ass. Of course she was clean back there. If it tasted like cherries or strawberries, I would have ate her out for hours... but it was not to be :lol I think she knew though, because she tried drinking cranberry juice or strawberries but her acidity was too strong. She was a freak and liked it though, no complaints from her about getting pleased.

She had a great ass too though, maybe that helped. That was years ago, and thankfully I have moved on. If it's gonna taste nasty, I don't want to put my head down there. I mean I will do it because pleasing my woman is a turn on for me, but I wanna enjoy it.

Hope my wife don't taste like battery acid :roll:

This whole story is just...

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dsgstd-nrd.gif

..But I like it. Much respect homie. :rockon:

[KobesFinger]

Sweg, do you?

[alenleomessi]

depends on the butthole color

[KyleKong]

Do you know how the band Korn got it's name?

:crazysam:

[bagelred]

How was it? Was the chick into it? You think its something guys should do or you think its nasty? Plz share.

You got so excited in that Brian Williams thread, you had to make a separate thread about it, eh?

[sweggeh]

depends on the butthole color

Racist.

[HomieWeMajor]

Feeling the anus expand ass your tongue reaches inside >>>>>>>

[Shade8780]

Nah, no way.

But, if the chick is lickin your asshole, then you gay af. Dunno how that would appeal to a guy.
Not necessarily... (http://www.reddit.com/r/pegging)

[Shade8780]

Sweggeh, I have. I used to go out with a brown chick (looked more asian than brown, but exotic and sexy as F) and I preferred eating her ass because her vaj tasted like battery acid.

I swear man, there was nothing I could do about it. It had to have been the diet, I even googled on how to bring it up to your gf. I thought I was giving her clear signs when I would lick her vaj for literally 2 seconds before moving onto her ass. Of course she was clean back there. If it tasted like cherries or strawberries, I would have ate her out for hours... but it was not to be :lol I think she knew though, because she tried drinking cranberry juice or strawberries but her acidity was too strong. She was a freak and liked it though, no complaints from her about getting pleased.

She had a great ass too though, maybe that helped. That was years ago, and thankfully I have moved on. If it's gonna taste nasty, I don't want to put my head down there. I mean I will do it because pleasing my woman is a turn on for me, but I wanna enjoy it.

Hope my wife don't taste like battery acid :roll:
How the f*ck do you know what battery acid tastes like?

[ace23]

How the f*ck do you know what battery acid tastes like?
You didn't chew batteries growing up?

[Shade8780]

You didn't chew batteries growing up?
I ate ass like a real man.

[ace23]

I ate ass like a real man.
Salute.

[Milbuck]

Like the great Noam Chomsky used to say, "if it ain't post-Chipotle and post-workout, it ain't worth your time"

[L.Kizzle]

Jelly or syrup on it?

[Shade8780]

One thing I know for sure is, is that nearly all black people eat ass.

[BlazerRed]

If the panties stain brown, chow it down :pimp:

[SexSymbol]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTHBhhdRp-c