Anyone know a matchmaker

[gts]

I have these two neighbors across the street, both men clearly gay and way into kinky stuff but are too shy to approach each other

One's in golden showers and pissing in public the other is into some of that weird Japanese scat stuff, probably has two girls and cup running on a loop... very gross but they are obviously very infatuated with each other and the sooner we can get these two hooked up and behind closed doors the better

thoughts?

[LOLCATS]

I don't think we should assume anyones sexuality, but if they are both interested in the same things, just introduce yourself to both of them separately at first, and then introduce them to eachother and let things naturally take their course.