A dolphin tried to "kill" Swaggy P

[Ca$H]

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/12308743/nick-young-los-angeles-lakers-recounts-death-dolphin-tale

:roll:

[gts]

Mike D'Olphinoni's revenge

[SugarHill]

Mike D'Olphinoni's revenge
:biggums:

[Akhenaten]

Mike D'Olphinoni's revenge

This is worse than Bagelred's stuff :facepalm

[FatComputerNerd]

Dolphins are known for raping humans

[Foster5k]

Nick Young hopes on dolphin.

Nick Young: "I'm Swaggy P. Look Iggy I'm swagging."

Dolphin: "I'm Swaggy D b!tch. I'm about to drown your ass."

[gts]

This is worse than Bagelred's stuff :facepalm:roll: :roll: :roll:

[SsKSpurs21]

Dolphins are known for raping humans

They are the only other mammal besides humans that have sex for pleasure. all other mammals only do it to reproduce.

[You Cant Ban Me]

Mike D'Olphinoni's revenge
http://i.imgur.com/UP9Eayk.gif

[Eric Cartman]

And they say marijuana doesn't do brain damage :facepalm

Pot heads f*ck off, not gonna argue this subject.

[SugarHill]

They are the only other mammal besides humans that have sex for pleasure. all other mammals only do it to reproduce.
What about bonobos? They have oral sex and sex purely for conflict resolution.

[R.I.P.]

No no, the dolphin is dragging me down, his fin won

[bagelred]

Mike D'Olphinoni's revenge

This is amazing. :roll: :roll:


:cheers:

[Supersonics33]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2934586/Man-SEX-dolphin-1970s-claims-new-film-performing-mammal-one-seduced-him.html

[Mawly-G]

http://i.imgur.com/UP9Eayk.gif
LMAO where is this from!?!?

[ralph_i_el]

I used to substitute teach in really really bad schools. Nick Young sounds like every little hood rat I taught with no daddy who will do anything for a little bit of attention. I seriously hate this dude.

He came in late to his job, talking about swimming with dolphins.

"You like being fined, don't you?" Scott said.

"Who?" Young responded.

"What time is it?" Scott asked.

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"C'mon, man, it's my normal time, bro," Young replied.

"What time is it?" Scott asked again.

"I come in at 6:15 every day!" Young argued.

"Six o'clock," Scott said, stating the mandated call time.

Young then turned to the group of assembled reporters.

"I don't want to do nothing no more," he said, attempting to cut his media session short.

He then talked for another minute and a half.

Scott later confirmed Young would be fined $1,500-$2,000 for his tardiness.

The Lakers' coach also was asked how many times Young has been late this season.

"Uh, that I know about?" Scott asked after a long pause. "I know he's tried to sneak in a couple of times, too. That didn't work. He's been fined a few times. I don't discriminate. If you're late, you're fined. It doesn't matter who you are. My rules are pretty simple."

If this dude was 5'10" instead of 6'7" he'd be the dumbest mother****er in the unemployment line. Your boss tells you you're late, and your first excuse is "I'm late every day bruh"

[stephanieg]

They are the only other mammal besides humans that have sex for pleasure. all other mammals only do it to reproduce.

This is a myth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Animal_sexual_behaviour#Non-reproductive_sexual_behaviour_for_pleasure). It's probably more accurate to say mammals only have sex for pleasure, though that's also a bit simplified. I could give examples, but suffice it to say even light reading (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-reproductive_sexual_behavior_in_animals#Social_int eraction_and_bonding) on the subject will show that mother nature is super perverted.