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Snow
02-11-2015, 04:46 PM
Assuming you're a heterosexual male, in what order would you have intercourse with any of these if you were forced to with a gun to your head?

A goat

A hairy, normal looking man

The corpse of a formerly attractive, relatively attractive dead woman. Cold but fresh.

My preference-

1) Goat
2) Corpse
3) Man

I have nothing against homosexuals, and I'm all for gay rights but a man is by far the least of the three I'd have sex with if forced to even if the first 2 are illegal.
cuad
02-11-2015, 10:22 PM
1) Corpse
2) Goat
3) Man
KNOW1EDGE
02-11-2015, 10:43 PM
Great thread

I think about this constantly

For me:
CORPSE
MAN
GOAT
TheMan
02-11-2015, 10:52 PM
1) Corpse
2) Goat
3) kill myself
Fixed
TheSilentKiller
02-11-2015, 10:55 PM
oh is it still edgy to be homophobic? right on fellas!
Eric Cartman
02-11-2015, 10:57 PM
1. Goat
2. Man
3. Corpse

My choices are indicative of my paralyzing fear of mortality.
gts
02-11-2015, 11:01 PM
1. Goat
2. Man
3. Corpse

My choices are indicative of my paralyzing fear of mortality.

You're going to die

Have a nice day!
You Cant Ban Me
02-11-2015, 11:04 PM
How long has the body been dead for?

Corpse
Goat
Im not physically able to have sex with a man seeing how i would be unable to get a erection so i can only name the 1st two
ace23
02-11-2015, 11:12 PM
Im not physically able to have sex with a man seeing how i would be unable to get a erection so i can only name the 1st two
Too good for some hard dick up your ass?
Demon Lizard
02-12-2015, 12:59 AM
How long has the body been dead for?

Corpse
Goat
Im not physically able to have sex with a man seeing how i would be unable to get a erection so i can only name the 1st two

But you have no problem getting an erection for a goat or a corpse? :biggums:
Demon Lizard
02-12-2015, 12:59 AM
Btw, I would choose to screw a dead male goat.
Budadiiii
02-12-2015, 01:03 AM
1. Kevin Durant
2. Corpse
3. Man
Thunderfan86
02-12-2015, 01:07 AM
1. Kevin Durant
2. Corpse
3. Man
:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

Nice play on words.....Thunder up!
You Cant Ban Me
02-12-2015, 01:11 AM
But you have no problem getting an erection for a goat or a corpse? :biggums:
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