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JohnMax
02-11-2015, 06:56 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqgXqrci3k8

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/02/11/karl-malone-kobe-bryant-knuckle-up_n_6662044.html

http://i.imgur.com/hwVaJIB.png

dazzer87
02-11-2015, 06:59 PM
Malone would murder the rapist......

Smoke117
02-11-2015, 07:00 PM
Malone would destroy him lol

TheMarkMadsen
02-11-2015, 07:02 PM
Weird since Vanessa wasn't 12 at the time i'm curious why Malone would even be interested

Legends66NBA7
02-11-2015, 07:05 PM
Karl should fight James Johnson instead.

TheMarkMadsen
02-11-2015, 07:06 PM
Karl should fight James Johnson instead.

lets be real the only reason karl wants to knuckle up with kobe is so he can what a ring looks like

chocolatethunder
02-11-2015, 07:06 PM
the statutory rapist would murder the rapist......

fixed

ArbitraryWater
02-11-2015, 07:07 PM
Malone would murder the rapist......

Like Karl is any better, hell, worse, ****ing 12 year olds.. pig.

Levity
02-11-2015, 07:07 PM
damn... it's been almost 13 years since that happened and malone is still harping on it?!?

Guess that really is his favorite number.....

ArbitraryWater
02-11-2015, 07:07 PM
lets be real the only reason karl wants to knuckle up with kobe is so he can what a ring looks like

god thats clever... the whole ring thing, totally forgot about it.

gts
02-11-2015, 07:10 PM
damn... it's been almost 13 years since that happened and malone is still harping on it?!?

Guess that really is his favorite number.....

that was my thought too.. get over it....

JohnMax
02-11-2015, 07:13 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z9HM5OX.gif

HomieWeMajor
02-11-2015, 07:13 PM
Damn.
First Malone phucks a child now he acting like one.
Grow up Karl

T_L_P
02-11-2015, 07:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z9HM5OX.gif
:roll:

HOoopCityJones
02-11-2015, 07:26 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z9HM5OX.gif

:lol

chosen_one6
02-11-2015, 07:47 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kAjSYjo.jpg

HomieWeMajor
02-11-2015, 07:48 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kAjSYjo.jpg
Is that the age of Karl's next girlfriend ?

Prometheus
02-11-2015, 07:53 PM
Karl seems mentally troubled.

TheMilkyBarKid
02-11-2015, 08:45 PM
Karl would break kobe's face so hard, he'd look like less of a chinaman afterwards

KingLeBronJames
02-11-2015, 09:00 PM
http://i.imgur.com/kAjSYjo.jpg
What's a raper?

Mr. I'm So Rad
02-11-2015, 10:42 PM
Kobe would beat his ass. Let him keep talking shit though. He'll catch the fade from Mamba Army real talk

Clyde
02-11-2015, 10:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYURxfaTdpY

Joyner82reload
02-11-2015, 11:00 PM
Malone is one of the few redneck black athletes in sports. Randy Moss is another one.

tmacattack33
02-11-2015, 11:20 PM
He's the one who messed with Kobe's wife...of course he doesn't have a problem with Kobe...Kobe's the one who has the problem with him :facepalm

Also, not sure why people think its tough when some big 300 lb dude tells people he'll knuckle up with them. Now if he said he would knuckle up with shaq that would be somewhat tough.

RoundMoundOfReb
02-11-2015, 11:21 PM
battle of the rapists

Magic 32
02-11-2015, 11:22 PM
http://s7.postimg.org/46r4copa3/kobe_vanessa_bryant.jpg

Magic 32
02-11-2015, 11:22 PM
battle of the rapists

I'm sorry, but that would be this thread...

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=357356

gts
02-12-2015, 02:09 AM
Malone is one of the few redneck black athletes in sports. Randy Moss is another one.

Randy Moss? really?

Mr Feeny
02-12-2015, 05:48 AM
http://i.imgur.com/z9HM5OX.gif

Oooh the old days:roll:

Foster5k
02-12-2015, 10:30 AM
Kobe: "Malone. You been harassing my wife?"

Malone: "And what about it?"

Kobe: "You son of a b!tch!"

Malone: "Listen Kobe. I don't want no trouble. But you keep spewing that there foul language, and I'm going to have to take you in them there woods and clear some land with your ass."

Kobe: "F U!"

5mins later...

Malone: "Yall like my new tractor?"

Farmers: "Wow. Never seen a tractor like that before. What's it called?"

Malone: "It's called a Kobe."

HurricaneKid
02-12-2015, 10:34 AM
Karl Malone >>>>>>>>> Chris Childs > Kobe

Demon Lizard
02-12-2015, 02:21 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z9HM5OX.gif

:oldlol:

jayfan
02-12-2015, 02:27 PM
"...But if something got to go down, I'm not playing fair."

We already know that, Karl. We already know.




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dynasty1978
02-12-2015, 03:29 PM
1) A deadbeat dad of 3 kids
2) Challenges another grown man to a fight over decade-old issue.

Some people never grow up. :facepalm

oarabbus
02-12-2015, 03:42 PM
It may not be Kobe but I would love to see someone (maybe Shaq) just absolutely wreck Malone. Would pay to see him get destroyed in a fight. Total scumbag

Joyner82reload
02-12-2015, 06:31 PM
Randy Moss? really?

Randy Moss is about as hick as one can get, he stated Nascar was always his first love over football and he now OWNS a Nascar team

Lebron23
02-12-2015, 06:44 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z9HM5OX.gif


That was a nice Diamond Cutter by Karl Malone.

4 Inches
08-24-2015, 12:46 AM
Is that the age of Karl's next girlfriend ?
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

Smoke117
08-24-2015, 07:23 AM
Karl could literally tie a hand behind his back and beat the shit out of kobe...Chris Childs gave him rubber legs. Nuff said.

TheBigVeto
08-24-2015, 09:49 PM
Ko be scared

305Baller
08-24-2015, 09:58 PM
The pedophile would end Kobe's life.

L8krH8tr
08-24-2015, 10:02 PM
omg Malone is scary, Imagine him furious and mad after you.

tpols
08-24-2015, 10:03 PM
omg Malone is scary, Imagine him furious and mad after you.

He's a huge pvssy.. how you gonna call out a guy two weight classes below you and act like a tough guy ?

Put Karl up against Barkley... now that's a fight I'd LOVE to see.

TheBigVeto
08-24-2015, 10:28 PM
http://i.imgur.com/z9HM5OX.gif

:applause: :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

L8krH8tr
08-24-2015, 11:09 PM
He's a huge pvssy.. how you gonna call out a guy two weight classes below you and act like a tough guy ?

Put Karl up against Barkley... now that's a fight I'd LOVE to see.

Are you kidding me? I would take Malone over anybody in the league then and now Ron Artest included. I guarantee you would need to have jabs that hit like a macktruck to take out Malone. Or you would have to be some grappling master to be able to take him to the ground. Also i guarantee he is on Testosterone Replacement Therapy. Scary Scary dude.

tpols
08-24-2015, 11:11 PM
Are you kidding me? I would take Malone over anybody in the league then and now Ron Artest included. I guarantee you would need to have jabs that hit like a macktruck to take out Malone. Or you would have to be some grappling master to be able to take him to the ground. Also i guarantee he is on Testosterone Replacement Therapy. Scary Scary dude.

dude.. you're vastly overestimating Karl's mental fortitude. A guy like ron artest, or ben Wallace, or anyone in is weight range with a true chip on their shoulder.. would absolutely wreck him.

L8krH8tr
08-24-2015, 11:22 PM
dude.. you're vastly overestimating Karl's mental fortitude. A guy like ron artest, or ben Wallace, or anyone in is weight range with a true chip on their shoulder.. would absolutely wreck him.

Karl Malone is a ****ing Farmer/Hunter/Warrior. I guarantee his mental fortitude is ready to tango at anytime as a matter of survival. Hes not getting wrecked unless you're a professional heavy weight MMA fighter.

sportjames23
08-25-2015, 12:21 AM
Karl Malone one-shotted Shawn Kemp and David Robinson, not to mention he nearly killed Isaiah Thomas.

He'd wreck the shit outta Wallace and Artest.

tpols
08-25-2015, 12:43 AM
Karl Malone one-shotted Shawn Kemp and David Robinson, not to mention he nearly killed Isaiah Thomas.

He'd wreck the shit outta Wallace and Artest.

so comparing blindshot hits on guys like david robinson.. a relatively nice guy.. and a damn point guard, is comparable to squaring up with Ben fking Wallace and artest ? Okay guy...


Theres a reason karl said he wouldn't play fair.