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RoundMoundOfReb
02-12-2015, 12:40 AM
Those who claim that the "population explosion" and "world-wide" game need to explain why we haven't had a single Shaq since he retired. Or MJ. Or D-Rob. Or Hakeem. Or Bird. Or Magic. Or Moses. Or Walton. Or Kareem. Or Wilt. Not one. Not even close.

Or the fact that a 38 year old Duncan is still among the best players in the league. Hell, I would take him over a prime Marc Gasol in a heartbeat.

Or the fact this population boom has not brought us seven-foot "Magic's." Nope...all we have are a slew of 6-9 centers who can't shoot from three-plus feet. A few years ago a 6-8 Kevin Love ran away with the rebounding title. A few years before him, a 6-7 Ben Wallace (who could't shoot from point-blank range) not only was running away with rebounding titles, he was also winning multiple DPOY's.

For those idiots who laugh at footage of Bob Cousy...how about the worst shooter in NBA history playing in TODAY's NBA? I give you Ricky Rubio...who wouldn't have sniffed a top college roster in the 60's and 70's. Oh, and while Cousy won one MVP...how about a 6-3 Steve Nash winning TWO in the 00's? Hell, a 37 year old Nash, playing 33 mpg, led the league assists.

How do the bashers of the 60's explain the fact that the NBA shot FTs better in 1959, than the CURRENT NBA? With all of this modern training and technology...and players TODAY are FAR worse at shooting FT's than those in the 70's (the '74 NBA shot .771...today's NBA is at .754.)

Furthermore, in the "weak" 60's and 70's, there were quite a plethora of LEGIT 7-0+ players, many of whom were successful in college...that were ordinary to mediocre in the NBA. Steve Turner was a full 7-4. Swede Halbrook was a full 7-3. Tommy Burleson (who battled Walton to a draw in their two H2H's in college) was a full 7-2.

And of course, thanks to the research of CavsFTW, we now know that the LISTED heights of players since the 80's has been a joke. "7-0" Hakeem...barely 6-10. "7-4" Ralph Sampson...shorter than 7-2 Kareem. Today's NBA is littered with 6-11 to 7-0+ players who are barely 6-9 and 6-10. Cousins, Whiteside, Howard, Jordan, and Drummond...NONE even 6-10. Hell, the "7-1" Spencer Hawes is ACTUALLY a little over 6-10.

Meanwhile, in the 60's and 70's...many players were actually TALLER than their listed heights. For his entire college career Elvin Hayes was listed at 6-8. Turns out he was just as tall as the "6-11" Dwight Howard. Russell was listed at 6-9 his entire NBA career...same actual height as the "6-11" Hassan Whiteside. Wilt was listed at 7-1, but was certainly taller. Bill Walton was listed at 6-11, and there are accounts as high as 7-2.

And again, for those that argue that today's NBA is much more athletic...how do explain Kevin Love, Steve Nash, and Andrew Bogut? And on the flip side, James White was a complete bust. Same with a 7-4 350+ lb. Priest Lauderdale. Basketball is NOT a game of pure athleticism as evidenced by a 6-8 Rodman winning seven rebounding titles. In fact, take Chamberlain out of the equation, and 6-10 and shorter players have dominated the rebounding titles. Some who couldn't jump...like Moses Malone.

Sure there are more players and potential players in the NBA today than 40-50 years ago. Trouble is...even in the 60's and 70's the talent level was FAR more than the number of teams. There were star players in college who were ordinary, or even busts in the NBA. And I would argue that the college game was FAR superior in the 60's and 70's as to what the CURRENT college system is. Back in the 60's and 70's...players like Hayes, Maravich, and Kareem would have been starting in the NBA after a single season of college ball (or right out of high school as Moses would do a few years later.) Instead, they were locked into four years, and the UCLA Dynasty had NBA lineups. Even MJ's college teams, which allowed players to jump to the NBA sooner, were packed with quality NBA players like Worthy, Perkins, and Daughtery, and yet, they could barely squeeze out one NCAA title. In any case, those UCLA and Carolina teams would have SHELLED this year's Kentucky team. Massive blowouts.

CavsFTW said it best...from the late 50's on...the BEST players in the world, were playing in the NBA. Yes, there were a FEW exceptions...Connie Hawkins for many years (but it was NOT race that kept him out), Raymond Lewis (combination of factors), and likely a FEW others.

And again, aside from a HANDFUL of great Euros (and other non-USA players), how many truly GREAT players has the rest of the world turned out in the last 50 years? And even if you include Duncan, Hakeem and Ewing, all of whom developed their games in the US, the list is NOT long.

Furthermore, the REALITY is, go ahead and subtract the vast majority of Euros that are playing in the NBA right now, and you could easily replace them with the best college players in the US. The Mozgovs, Rubios, and the many other non-US players are average at best, and would have been average, at best, in the 60's and 70's.

The REALITY was, that there were MANY truly exceptional basketball players in the 60's and 70's who were simply not good enough to make NBA rosters. Plain-and-simple. And today there are just more of them. The "bottom-feeders" in the 60's and 70's...those players buried at the end of the bench...were college super-stars. They were NOT "janitors" and "garbage men."


There's more....he goes on longer but it's over 10000 characters so i can't post it in 1 post.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=367767&page=2

1861 words (actually probably more than that since he combined some words and has the "...."s between some as well)

Audio book version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFiODLNr2L8

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LAZERUSS
02-12-2015, 12:44 AM
You want a "meltdown?"...

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=332617

RoundMoundOfReb
02-12-2015, 12:46 AM
Not a fan of combining a bunch of posts and calling it a meltdown. This was one essay you wrote about one topic.

AirBourne92
02-12-2015, 12:47 AM
ive been lurking for some time and i think that guy actually somewhat knows what he is talking about.

though I don't agree entirely with everything he is saying, I do somewhat agree that legitimate big men don't possess skills that they did years ago.

the game has been transformed into a pg heavy league with ***** calls.

only in todays era can a flopping ******* named james harden be considered an all star

put players like him in the early 2000s and no one would even recognize his name or face regardless of his world famous beard that he brands

LAZERUSS
02-12-2015, 12:47 AM
Not a fan of combining a bunch of posts and calling it a meltdown. This was one essay you wrote about one topic.

I'll give you credit...pretty creative.

Who knows...maybe that youtube "essay" will go viral...

RoundMoundOfReb
02-12-2015, 12:48 AM
ive been lurking for some time and i think that guy actually somewhat knows what he is talking about.

though I don't agree entirely with everything he is saying, I do somewhat agree that legitimate big men don't possess skills that they did years ago.

the game has been transformed into a pg heavy league with ***** calls.

only in todays era can a flopping ******* named james harden be considered an all star

put players like him in the early 2000s and no one would even recognize his name or face regardless of his world famous beard that he brands

Nostalgia. James Harden is going to the hall of fame. Deal with it.

gts
02-12-2015, 12:51 AM
There's more....he goes on longer but it's over 10000 characters so i can't post it in 1 post.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=367767&page=2

1861 words (actually probably more than that since he combined some words and has the "...."s between some as well)

Audio book version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFiODLNr2L8

Like and subscribe.

That's not a meltdown.. it's a lesson in basketball by a knowledgeable poster



Keep on taking them L's kid you'll go far

Dr.J4ever
02-12-2015, 12:52 AM
There's more....he goes on longer but it's over 10000 characters so i can't post it in 1 post.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=367767&page=2

1861 words (actually probably more than that since he combined some words and has the "...."s between some as well)

Audio book version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFiODLNr2L8

Like and subscribe.

Very clever:roll:

AirBourne92
02-12-2015, 12:53 AM
Nostalgia. James Harden is going to the hall of fame. Deal with it.

im not complaining. not like he's gonna have success in the playoffs anyways when they stop giving him stupid ass foul calls

LAZERUSS
02-12-2015, 12:54 AM
There's more....he goes on longer but it's over 10000 characters so i can't post it in 1 post.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=367767&page=2

1861 words (actually probably more than that since he combined some words and has the "...."s between some as well)

Audio book version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFiODLNr2L8

Like and subscribe.

Of course, you have essentially (and repeatedly) claimed much the same...

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10039453&postcount=20

You obviously feel that Mikan would destroy today's NBA...

Lexington Steel
02-12-2015, 12:55 AM
The only person that has clearly melted down the past few months is OP.

Again I ask, who is the one responsible to get into dude's head so bad, that he resorted to troll and pose as a LeBron fan? :lol Was it you, LAZERUSS?

RoundMoundOfReb
02-12-2015, 12:56 AM
Of course, you have essentially (and repeatedly) claimed much the same...

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showpost.php?p=10039453&postcount=20

You obviously feel that Mikan would destroy today's NBA...
Mikan is a different animal.

CavaliersFTW
02-12-2015, 12:59 AM
Very clever:roll:
Not original tho http://youtu.be/TV1wATe1sNs

CavaliersFTW
02-12-2015, 01:00 AM
Btw great post by Laz :applause:

LAZERUSS
02-12-2015, 01:06 AM
There's more....he goes on longer but it's over 10000 characters so i can't post it in 1 post.

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=367767&page=2

1861 words (actually probably more than that since he combined some words and has the "...."s between some as well)

Audio book version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFiODLNr2L8

Like and subscribe.

Incidently, I also have Shaq, Duncan, Kobe, and Lebron in my Top-13.

And I also believe that players like Durant, KG, and Dirk are also great, and would be great in any other era, as well.

Furthermore, I have MJ, Magic, Bird, Dr. J, Hakeem, and Moses in my all-time Top-13.


Believe it, or not, I am a fan of great basketball...whether it be from the 60's, 70's, 80's, 90's, 00's, or current.

Dr.J4ever
02-12-2015, 01:09 AM
Not original tho http://youtu.be/TV1wATe1sNs

Even better:oldlol:

AirBourne92
02-12-2015, 01:11 AM
Even better:oldlol:


how do people make those things?

Deuce Bigalow
02-12-2015, 01:12 AM
ISH hall of famer LAZERUSS :applause:

Breaking records like his idol :applause:

LAZERUSS
02-12-2015, 01:12 AM
how do people make those things?

Better question is ... why do they make those things?

You Cant Ban Me
02-12-2015, 01:13 AM
12 minute long video....nah im good

Dr.J4ever
02-12-2015, 01:13 AM
how do people make those things?

Don't know..It's these kids on the internet, you know:lol

LAZERUSS
02-12-2015, 01:15 AM
ISH hall of famer LAZERUSS :applause:

Breaking records like his idol :applause:

I think you are right there with me...

:cheers:

sportjames23
02-12-2015, 01:19 AM
OP, LAZER is pretty much on point. What you call a meltdown, I call a lesson in Basketball 101.

HOoopCityJones
02-12-2015, 01:55 AM
That shit was pretty informative actually.

The Pauk one is just straight crybaby shit tho.

Mr. Jabbar
02-12-2015, 02:04 AM
http://rs1img.memecdn.com/lion_o_331569.jpg

Dunaprenti
02-12-2015, 03:31 AM
I;m here to call LAZERUSS on his bullshit.


The "selfish" Wilt who did whatever his COACHES asked? It was NOT Wilt's idea to score 50 ppg in '62, but rather his COACH, Frank McGuire, who had taken one look around at the pathetic cast of clowns that Wilt was playing with and decided his only hope was for Chamberlain to take 40 FGAs per game. Oh, and Wilt took that same roster, the core of which was the same LAST PLACE POS roster he inherited in his rookie season, only older and worse, thru the first round of the playoffs, and then to a game seven, two point loss, against the HOF-laden 60-20 Celtics...and in a playoff run in which his teammates collectively shot .354 from the field.

So in 1961-62 there were 9 teams in the league. Chicago were expansion team that year. So if Wilt was leading "bunch of clowns" to .613 against such a strong competition he trully is the GOAT.
What doest that say for all the players on losing teams? Were they also clowns and if they were, how does this fit with the whole argument in the OP.
LAZERUSS is knowledgable, but he is an agenda driven troll, even if he doesn't realise it.

CavaliersFTW
02-12-2015, 03:37 AM
http://rs1img.memecdn.com/lion_o_331569.jpg
http://youtu.be/TV1wATe1sNs?t=3m54s

SugarHill
02-12-2015, 03:50 AM
A meltdown would be for LAZ to type a sentence in response or not care.

AirBourne92
02-12-2015, 03:58 AM
Don't know..It's these kids on the internet, you know:lol


lol that pauk lion one was too fkin funny

i had to listen to it twice and cried on the 2nd time

Eric Cartman
02-12-2015, 04:01 AM
The audiobook version is great for many things including studying, driving, sex and cooking.

kurple
02-12-2015, 04:06 AM
Not a fan of combining a bunch of posts and calling it a meltdown. This was one essay you wrote about one topic.
essay and meltdown aint the same

Eric Cartman
02-12-2015, 04:07 AM
I'm guilty for laughing at Bob Cousy.

deja vu
02-12-2015, 04:15 AM
http://youtu.be/TV1wATe1sNs?t=3m54s
An ISH classic. :roll:

Asukal
02-12-2015, 05:44 AM
Laz is too easy. Just say something against Wilt, boom! Instant meltdown. :oldlol:

Done_And_Done
02-12-2015, 06:59 AM
ive been lurking for some time and i think that guy actually somewhat knows what he is talking about.

though I don't agree entirely with everything he is saying, I do somewhat agree that legitimate big men don't possess skills that they did years ago.

the game has been transformed into a pg heavy league with ***** calls.

only in todays era can a flopping ******* named james harden be considered an all star

put players like him in the early 2000s and no one would even recognize his name or face regardless of his world famous beard that he brands

Calm down. I'm no Harden appologist but the guy would still be relevant in the early 2000's lol. Quit talking out your ass.

Dresta
02-12-2015, 07:07 AM
Since when is a guy who measure 6"10.5 in socks 'not even 6"10?

Pardon me for calling you a bitter and deranged old retard.

Prometheus
02-12-2015, 10:51 AM
A meltdown would be for LAZ to type a sentence in response or not care.

pretty much

AirBourne92
02-12-2015, 12:04 PM
Calm down. I'm no Harden appologist but the guy would still be relevant in the early 2000's lol. Quit talking out your ass.


Harden wouldn't even make the D League in the 2000s

swagga
02-12-2015, 12:07 PM
Harden wouldn't even make the D League in the 2000s

by that rate in the 50s they'd probably hang the poor guy for having a beard.

AirBourne92
02-12-2015, 12:16 PM
by that rate in the 50s they'd probably hang the poor guy for having a beard.


agreed.

and let's be completely honest.

If the systematic pussification of the NBA wasn't in full operation after mid 2000's, there would be no way this guy would even be relevant now.

Don't know why he even gets an all star vote

what's so special about someone dancing and flopping their way into the paint like a ballerina just to get points from free throws?

this guy is a joke, but he is a reflection of how the NBA is fooling the masses to keep the general population dumb, and try to control us like politicians do.

only in 2015 does kyle korver become a ****ing all star without even being able to shoot 3's off the dribble to save his life.

change traveling rules, fine players complaining about bad no calls on travels, fine players for dancing

but lets just make the biggest fraud in the league, a superstar. yes.

Droid101
02-12-2015, 12:28 PM
Relevant.

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140614022701/evolve/images/archive/c/c4/20141102045621!Lazarus_Portrait.png

swagga
02-12-2015, 12:33 PM
Relevant.

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140614022701/evolve/images/archive/c/c4/20141102045621!Lazarus_Portrait.png

such threads eclipse the lakers in relevancy these days. :lol

Done_And_Done
02-12-2015, 10:24 PM
Harden wouldn't even make the D League in the 2000s

I take back what I said. You sold me...

Straight_Ballin
02-12-2015, 10:47 PM
ive been lurking for some time and i think that guy actually somewhat knows what he is talking about.

though I don't agree entirely with everything he is saying, I do somewhat agree that legitimate big men don't possess skills that they did years ago.

the game has been transformed into a pg heavy league with ***** calls.

only in todays era can a flopping ******* named james harden be considered an all star

put players like him in the early 2000s and no one would even recognize his name or face regardless of his world famous beard that he brands

Anyone that disagrees with this please admitt yourself into a mental institution.

Mr. Jabbar
02-13-2015, 01:01 AM
http://youtu.be/TV1wATe1sNs?t=3m54s


:roll: :roll:

RoundMoundOfReb
02-13-2015, 01:14 AM
Anyone that disagrees with this please admitt yourself into a mental institution.
So if people don't think James Harden would've been a no-name scrub if he entered the league 10 years ago - they should be in a mental institution :rolleyes:

houston
02-13-2015, 03:28 AM
lazer alright guy. he just passionate

CavaliersFTW
02-13-2015, 03:31 AM
lazer alright guy. he just passionate
And passion is what this board needs more of :applause:

LeBird
02-13-2015, 03:52 AM
LAZERUSS is a nutcase. Seriously, there something isn't right about the dude. I don't think Wilt's own child would propagate about him this hard on the Internet.