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no pun intended
02-15-2015, 02:58 PM
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/8teen/


Hunt or be hunted has always been my mentality. I don’t hide the aggressiveness of competition behind All-Star parties, sponsored events, and the idea that the weekend game is a well deserved break.

The fans voted me in to watch me take on the world’s best. That competition is what I love.

Whether my counterpart is ready or not, resting or not, or just feels like going through the motions, it has nothing to do with me. When I play, I compete, and if you’re too busy acting cool for the fans or celebrities courtside then I will demolish you in front of them.

I want MVP. There’s no shame in feeling that way. Why should there be? I want the world to see me dominate the players that are debated by millions of fans as being on my level. Competing with this spirit is fun to me and it kills me that I’m not able to participate this year. I am a spectator from home.

As a fan, I can only hope one player decides to take the game on the same way I do and raise its level from the opening tip. Being passive aggressive in this competition means you’re fine with simply going with the flow and unwilling to disturb the calm waters of the game to accomplish your goals.

I see that as a weakness. It’s our nature to compete. Throw the ball up and let’s see who the alpha is.

Maybe I’m just old school. Maybe my line of thinking is that of a rotary phone. Maybe this smartphone generation enjoys sharing games of domination. Maybe they like taking turns. Maybe they enjoy competing passive aggressively.

Maybe I’m the one with the problem, maybe it is right to have multiple alphas, maybe I’m the weaker one, the selfish one. Maybe, just maybe …

Either way, I refuse to change what I am. A lion has to eat. Run with me or run from me.

http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1446915/kobereturns_medium.gif

AirBourne92
02-15-2015, 03:01 PM
GOAT basketball player

Genaro
02-15-2015, 03:04 PM
:applause: :applause: :applause:

He's been reading ISH though.
"You know how an old and dying Lion gathers up all his last strength he has left to do his last desperate attack against the prime Lion that constantly beats him & took over his pride, just to at least annoy him and then go "ha ha ha" and run away to his death with at least one happy thought........? That was Kobe tonight......"

no pun intended
02-15-2015, 03:05 PM
Video in the article: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7sRtg5GPlM4


Damn.. sonned Jordan at 18 years of age. 42 in 3 quarters.. this man is on another level.
"Can't ****ing look at me in the eye either, brother"

DAMN

Nikola_
02-15-2015, 03:10 PM
He is in my TOP 11

Beastmode88
02-15-2015, 03:13 PM
LOL @ THE LION REFERENCE! :lol :lol

TheMarkMadsen
02-15-2015, 03:13 PM
old but still cool

$LakerGold
02-15-2015, 03:14 PM
Bro, you dribble & shoot a ball for a living.

See who the alpha is... pshhh

Budadiiii
02-15-2015, 03:15 PM
He sounds like me when I discuss my legacy as a message board poster.

:lol

Alpha recognize alpha.

Trollsmasher
02-15-2015, 03:17 PM
that pauk reference though:applause:

which poster is Kobe?

coin24
02-15-2015, 03:21 PM
Big di.ck alpha:bowdown:

ArbitraryWater
02-15-2015, 03:22 PM
that pauk reference though:applause:

which poster is Kobe?

GOATbe

Twiens
02-15-2015, 03:25 PM
GOAT :bowdown: :bowdown:

triangleoffense
02-15-2015, 03:26 PM
He sounds like me when I discuss my legacy as a message board poster.

:lol

Alpha recognize alpha.
That's true I see you every thread i go

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown: n:

imnew09
02-15-2015, 03:34 PM
Alpha gon alpha ! GOAT

Jud
02-15-2015, 03:38 PM
Kobe has one of the best mentalities ever. Love his ego

Artillery
02-15-2015, 03:50 PM
This mentality is why he'll be stuck on a lottery team for the rest of his career. Kobe right now:

http://africageographic.com/blog/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/68dead4.jpg

Soundwave
02-15-2015, 04:03 PM
Haha, not a Kobe fan, but kinda gotta respect the attitude. Jordan had it, Bird had it. Not too many players have that anymore, Jordan is definitely better but Kobe's one of the best to ever play too. No hating.

Rodmantheman
02-15-2015, 04:09 PM
He's more of a snake than a lion.

RRR3
02-15-2015, 04:09 PM
http://www.wallpapersdesign.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Old-Lion.jpg

Taller than CP3
02-15-2015, 04:11 PM
Every morning when I wake up, I ask myself one question. Who's more alpha, Kobe or The Rock?

sportjames23
02-15-2015, 04:14 PM
If Kobe is a lion, what is Lebron?

russwest0
02-15-2015, 04:45 PM
Alpha as **** :bowdown:

Jud
02-15-2015, 04:47 PM
If Kobe is a lion, what is Lebron?
A house cat

Soundwave
02-15-2015, 04:49 PM
A house cat

http://i57.servimg.com/u/f57/18/53/26/70/6king_10.jpg

Megabox!
02-15-2015, 04:54 PM
If Kobe is a lion, what is Lebron?
Lebron is a train and Jordan is a slot machine

sportjames23
02-15-2015, 04:54 PM
A house cat


http://i57.servimg.com/u/f57/18/53/26/70/6king_10.jpg



^^^:oldlol:

Mr. Jabbar
02-15-2015, 04:57 PM
kobe is a poet, lebron can barely tweet a couple of words without fkn up

LoneyROY7
02-15-2015, 04:59 PM
Whippin' out the big Black Mamba. :applause:

rapker
02-15-2015, 06:20 PM
This mentality is why he'll be stuck on a lottery team for the rest of his career. Kobe right now:

http://africageographic.com/blog/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/68dead4.jpg

the rest of his career = one more season to go lol

buddha
02-15-2015, 06:45 PM
http://notsportscenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/LeBronMavsFlop.gif
"can't ****ing look me in the eye either, buddy"

Foster5k
02-15-2015, 06:59 PM
While Kobe is writing about being a lion, LeBron is writing essays about running home.

CavaliersFTW
02-15-2015, 07:01 PM
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/8teen/



http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1446915/kobereturns_medium.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TV1wATe1sNs

Artillery
02-15-2015, 07:16 PM
the rest of his career = one more season to go lol

He's been irrelevant the past four years. Poor longevity for the Black Mamba. Only played six game last year before breaking down. Gave up this year after 30 games.

You Cant Ban Me
02-15-2015, 07:20 PM
kobe is a poet, lebron can barely tweet a couple of words without fkn up
:roll:

KyrieTheFuture
02-15-2015, 07:51 PM
That was ****ing cringe worthy

avonbarksdale
02-15-2015, 07:58 PM
he clearly didnt write this you idiots

ShawkFactory
02-15-2015, 08:05 PM
kobe is a poet, lebron can barely tweet a couple of words without fkn up
People talk about his tweets more than anyone. Seems to me like he's the one winning.

boldarblood
02-15-2015, 08:08 PM
This mentality is why he'll be stuck on a lottery team for the rest of his career. Kobe right now:

http://africageographic.com/blog/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/68dead4.jpg

This mentality is why he has so many championships. Think before speaking, unless you like looking like a mental midget.

raprap
02-15-2015, 08:23 PM
Cringe worthy but alpha as phuck.

Artillery
02-15-2015, 08:40 PM
This mentality is why he has so many championships. Think before speaking, unless you like looking like a mental midget.

NO. Shaq and Phil are the reason he has so many championships. Kobe won the majority of his titles as a sidekick.

AussieG
02-15-2015, 08:43 PM
The problem being alpha is having all these betas wishing they were you and slurping at your ****. It isn't very alpha to slurp at other mans cocks.

HOoopCityJones
02-15-2015, 08:43 PM
NO. Shaq and Phil are the reason he has so many championships. Kobe won the majority of his titles as a sidekick.


Ni99a you look like a sidekick.

pauk
02-15-2015, 08:44 PM
He actually said that!? Now i know Kobe is visiting ISH & been reading my Lion analogies. :roll:

Andrei89
02-15-2015, 09:04 PM
Love it how Kobe's most memorable play against Lebron is a block in a meaningless game.

:applause: :applause:

CavaliersFTW
02-15-2015, 09:05 PM
Love it how Kobe's most memorable play against Lebron is a block in a meaningless game.

:applause: :applause:
It's like knocking out Mike Tyson in his sleep.

no pun intended
02-15-2015, 09:09 PM
Love it how Kobe's most memorable play against Lebron is a block in a meaningless game.

:applause: :applause:
Someone didn't read Kobe's post. He was debating with himself whether or not the All-Star spectacle should be treated as meaningful or not.

Foster5k
02-15-2015, 09:13 PM
Meanwhile, every free agent is running from the Lakers.

Artillery
02-15-2015, 09:14 PM
Ni99a you look like a sidekick.

No need to get angry, brah. Kobe's washed up - just stating the facts. 6 games played last year. 30 games this year. Deader than Mufasa. He had a nice career though. Top 12 all-time is nothing to sneeze at.

TheMarkMadsen
02-15-2015, 09:17 PM
Love it how Kobe's most memorable play against Lebron is a block in a meaningless game.

:applause: :applause:

I prefer the game winner over Lebron, the high arching fadeaway over Lebron and the cross over on lebron leading to the dunk all better than that block

boldarblood
02-15-2015, 09:22 PM
NO. Shaq and Phil are the reason he has so many championships. Kobe won the majority of his titles as a sidekick.

Yep you proved it, your a mental midget. congrats!

DonDadda59
02-15-2015, 09:26 PM
My understanding of lion culture was that old, broken down lions were cast out of the pride and left to die alone in wilderness. But I'm sure our resident lion expert Pauk will clear up any confusion.

Badazzwriter
02-15-2015, 09:52 PM
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/8teen/



http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1446915/kobereturns_medium.gif
GOAT:bowdown: :applause:

kuniva_dAMiGhTy
02-15-2015, 09:54 PM
It's like knocking out Mike Tyson in his sleep.

Says the guy who spammed it ad nauseum. :oldlol:

Badazzwriter
02-15-2015, 09:58 PM
Love it how Kobe's most memorable play against Lebron is a block in a meaningless game.

:applause: :applause:
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2488503/kobe-fade-away-over-lebron-o.gif

rmt
02-15-2015, 10:20 PM
My understanding of lion culture was that old, broken down lions were cast out of the pride and left to die alone in wilderness. But I'm sure our resident lion expert Pauk will clear up any confusion.

Kobe might want to brush up on his science knowledge - doesn't he know that a male lion lazes around doing almost nothing and that the female lions hunt for the food. The male eats first off the fruit of the labor of the females. And he doesn't realize what happens to old males - they get challenged by young males, get cast out of the pride and their cubs get killed by the new male so that the females wouldn't devote any care to cubs that aren't his and will breed new cubs of his own quickly (nursing is kinda like contraception) - lol - fake and cringe-worthy.

TheMarkMadsen
02-15-2015, 10:26 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view5/2488503/kobe-fade-away-over-lebron-o.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ3C3jvTXIM

COnDEMnED
02-15-2015, 10:32 PM
If Kobe is a lion, what is Lebron?
Hyena. He need's a pack to take down prey.

andgar923
02-15-2015, 10:33 PM
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/8teen/



http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1446915/kobereturns_medium.gif
:facepalm :facepalm

Dude is corny

COnDEMnED
02-15-2015, 10:36 PM
NO. Shaq and Phil are the reason he has so many championships. Kobe won the majority of his titles as a sidekick.
You're right. I remember Kobe fouling out of the 4th quarter so many times during those championship runs.

deja vu
02-15-2015, 10:40 PM
He actually said that!? Now i know Kobe is visiting ISH & been reading my Lion analogies. :roll:
You're a legend, man. Your lion essay is one of the best I've ever read in the interwebz. :bowdown:

Darius
02-15-2015, 11:06 PM
Bro, you dribble & shoot a ball for a living.

See who the alpha is... pshhh

:oldlol: this

AlphaWolf24
02-16-2015, 01:38 AM
wait did actually say that....

if so...



Kobe stalks ISH confirmed....

I'm yer Panthro Kobe...

CelticBaller
02-16-2015, 01:40 AM
So Kobe officially lurks ISH?

Budadiiii
02-16-2015, 01:41 AM
So Kobe officially lurks ISH?
His username is "KOBE143"

I<3NBA
02-16-2015, 02:57 AM
I refuse to change what I am. A lion has to eat. Run with me or run from me.
:yaohappy:
running is the least of his worries if he wanna eat
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TOBdr1IxqwU/UMO000M5CiI/AAAAAAAAIb8/_rPij1_KLwc/s1600/crippledlion.jpg
guess he gonna starve to death now
:yaohappy:

KingBeasley08
02-16-2015, 03:24 AM
Kobe is so corny lol

sportjames23
02-16-2015, 04:12 AM
Hyena. He need's a pack to take down prey.

Damn. :oldlol:

SpanishACB
02-16-2015, 09:31 AM
one word: demagogy.

Kobe thinks competing has something to do with individual stats. That's why his message is hilarious and lacking any sort of perspective.

lilteapot
02-16-2015, 09:32 AM
Kobe is so corny lol
lol this

Bandito
02-16-2015, 09:33 AM
Is pauk really Kobe in disguise? Why would he hate on himself though

IMObjective
02-16-2015, 10:10 AM
So Kobe officially lurks ISH?
Yup, I first found this place by googling "best basketball forum". ISH is always the first result. I always figured there were a few players who might browse through here once in a while. People like Kobe gotta be too busy to actually make posts or even have an account.

Remember when the photoshop of bosh taking out the trash (Hibbert) was featured on TV?

MMM
02-16-2015, 10:42 AM
forget about kobe for a second and just focus on this message.
why is being adaptable a weakness?????

being able to transition from different stages of his career is largely why he has been so successful

riseagainst
02-16-2015, 10:45 AM
Hyena. He need's a pack to take down prey.


:roll:
:roll:

AirBourne92
02-16-2015, 11:02 AM
Kobe is so corny lol


This right here is the mentity of a loser.

Your life is corny

lilteapot
02-16-2015, 11:03 AM
This right here is the mentity of a loser.

Your life is corny
this braindead nikka right here just making up words now.

AirBourne92
02-16-2015, 11:05 AM
this braindead nikka right here just making up words now.


Mentality*

I'm on a phone

jzek
02-16-2015, 11:06 AM
WTF he stole pauk's ode to LeBron! :mad: :mad: :mad:

rmt
02-16-2015, 12:54 PM
forget about kobe for a second and just focus on this message.
why is being adaptable a weakness?????

being able to transition from different stages of his career is largely why he has been so successful

You think that all his talk of "let's see who alpha is", "refuse to change what I am" and "lion has to eat" are examples of him "being able to transition from different stages of his career" or "being adaptable"?

JellyBean
02-16-2015, 01:27 PM
http://www.theplayerstribune.com/8teen/



http://cdn0.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1446915/kobereturns_medium.gif


Dang!!! :applause: We, the fans, and the League are going to miss Kobe more than we really care to admit. Just reading that little segment and the few books out on Kobe, really makes me appreciate the level of drive, competitive nature, and focus of Kobe and players like Kobe. Wow.