50 shades of grey did not get me laid

[NZStreetBaller]

Everyone promised me that if i took my boyfriend to 50 shades of grey on valentines day that i would be guaranteed sex that night but noooooo. Had to poke myself in the rear!!!

Same sht happened with twilight. Its all a lie!!!

[DonD13]

going into those movies shows that your a desperate follower with no taste.

your boyfriend deserves better.

[NZStreetBaller]

No it proves that im curios and open minded and wanted to know what all the fuss was about....

[QuebecBaller]

Last year, I just read a couple of line from the book to one of my friend (she wanted to show me what's the book look like) and right after she completely gave herself to me

[Bandito]

Was it supposed to OP?

[Knicks101]

He's probably getting it from other dudes.

[triangleoffense]

was it hawt at least? I've never read into it but it just seems like BDSM for the soccer mom type of shit.

[Godzuki]

this is the biggest marketing scam of a movie i've seen in my lifetime :facepalm

[LJJ]

Never got this whole going to the cinema with a girl to watch a chick-flick thing.

If we are going to the cinema, it's going to be something we will both potentially enjoy. If she wants to see something incredibly girly, she can go see it with her friends. :confusedshrug:

[triangleoffense]

Never got this whole going to the cinema with a girl to watch a chick-flick thing.

If we are going to the cinema, it's going to be something we will both potentially enjoy. If she wants to see something incredibly girly, she can go see it with her friends. :confusedshrug:
Exactly why romantic comedies were invented.. also Disney movies too since if i get too violent my girl accuses me of sadism/sociopathy?

[RoundMoundOfReb]

You should have brought lolcats, dude woulda sucked your dick in the theater
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[poido123]

You should have brought lolcats, dude woulda sucked your dick in the theater


I asked myself why I clicked on this thread and then I came across little gem.

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