Is Anyone More Alpha Than Sir Topham Hatt?

[Ass Dan]

Guy is steady as a rock, never waivers and always makes the right call.

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Da Bauce!

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Chillin with Chris Bosh. Bosh not used to being close to someone so Alpha, a real treat for sure.

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Fellow Aplpha Rob Ford stepping up his alpha game in tribute to the STH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orXi7Tf7JT0

[Guy Dudebro]

lol wut?

[hateraid]

Hail to the ruler of Shining Time Station!

[Fudge]

Fudge.

[El Kabong]

He was the Fat Controller back in my day.

[Ass Dan]

He was the Fat Controller back in my day.

Dope pseudonym that Betas would take as insulting only further cements STH's Alpha greatness.

[glidedrxlr22]

He's the Fat Controller in the UK.....Sir Topham Hatt in the US.

[AlphaWolf24]

"Shuck dat wood and haul my freight" - said Sir Topham Hat to Thomas....








like a baws..

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

He was a talented engineer who was apprenticed with Sir William Stanier at the Great Western Railway's Swindon works, which gave him a great love of all things Great Western.

Plato-Aristotle you say?
No.
That sh!t ancient.
That sh!t pathetic.
That sh!t child's toy.
The greatest of the homosexual philosopher kings are to Sir William Stanier as getting your d!ck sucked by a sheep versus getting one sucked by a state of the art vacuum cleaner. It JUST CAN'T COMPARE. DIFFERENT TIMES.
His trains will steamroll a legion of phalanxes into oblivion faster than vapid can say "peasants!"




He went on to assist A. W. Dry in the construction of the Tidmouth, Knapford and Elsbridge Light Railway, which became Thomas' branch line, and designed the locomotives that ran upon it.

And did a single train collapse from this man's innovation? F*CK NO. Engineers of the Challenger TAKE NOTES FROM THE LOCOMOTIVES OF THE LAND.



When the standard gauge railways of the Island were merged into the North Western Railway in 1914, Topham Hatt was called upon for his engineering skill.

God will summon them when they are ready.
And they will Rise.


He constructed a bridge to link Sodor with the Mainland, as well as a number of branch lines and improvements to locomotive facilities. He was immediately made a Director of the railway.

IMMEDIATELY? IMMEDIATELY? ARE YOU F*CKING KIDDING ME. NOT EVEN A 1993 MJ BE "IMMEDIATELY" PUT ON THE NBA TODAY. MOTHERF*CKER WOULD HAVE TO GO THROUGH THE SAME PROCESSES AS ERRBODY ELSE.



When the North Western Railway was nationalised and became part of British Railways in 1948, Topham Hatt was made Controller of the railway. 1948 also saw him made a baronet for his services to the railways of Sodo

Sound out the words for a secoond. Dick. Tate. Err. King. Ty.rant.

No annunciate. CON. TROL. LER.

Tell me which gave you the goosebumps.

Yeah, exactly.