The 2014-2015 Miami Heat are cursed.

[305Baller]

This is how it went down:

Team ready to play team ball without LeBron, stock up in a hurry with McRoberts and Deng.

Team comes running out of the gate with a new attitude. McRoberts injured but the team is playing well with good chemistry featuring Williams 3 point shooting at the 4.

McRoberts returns and is integrated. Heat start to sputter. Wade gets injured but Chalmers picks up the slack. Good times.

McRoberts out for season. Chalmers still playing well. Napier playing well. Heat still winning.

Wade returns, Chalmers returns to sucking. Bosh gets hurt. Team gets exposed inside. Team-ball goes out the window as a return to Wade-isolation begins. Losing begins.

Bosh returns. Whiteside is discovered. Wade gets hurt.

Bosh/Whiteside not enough. Something must be done about the terrible guard play. Team-ball non-existent. Chemistry lacking.

Trade for Dragic. Bosh out for season.

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Conclusion:
This year is cursed.


PS.
LeBron curse on rivals recap:
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Rose
George
Carmelo
Davis
Kobe
Rondo
Howard
Durant
Westbrook
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[Mr.Kite]

Riley sold the Heat's soul for those lebron years.

[Joyner82reload]

http://www.insidehoops.com/forum/showthread.php?t=338560

[305Baller]

The Heat have made all of the right moves only to be stopped in it's tracks. It's inevitable: LeBron to the finals.

[Beastmode88]

Durant

[305Baller]

Durant

Thanks.

[305Baller]

Riley sold the Heat's soul for those lebron years.

Naw. LeBron's entourage are voodoo masters.

[305Baller]

Heat looking at Robinson, Blatche, Beasley and calling up some d-leaguers.

[Foster5k]

During the 2014 season, LeBron is in the Heat's locker room alone...

Ghost of Delonte West: "LeBron. I had sex with your mom!"

LeBron: "What the..."

Ghost of Delonte West: "That's right. We did the dirty drity. I made her whistle like a birdy birdy."

LeBron: "This can't be happening..."

Ghost of Delonte West: "See. You got two choices Bran. Get the hell outta my city or continue losing games. This is going to make that Lil B curse on Durant look like child's play fool. GET OUT MY CITY! BAM!

LeBron gets thrusted back by the Ghost of Delonte West.

1hr later...

LeBron with pen in hand: "Before anyone ever cared where I would play basketball, I was a kid from Northeast Ohio..."

[305Baller]

During the 2014 season, LeBron is in the Heat's locker room alone...

Ghost of Delonte West: "LeBron. I had sex with your mom!"

LeBron: "What the..."

Ghost of Delonte West: "That's right. We did the dirty drity. I made her whistle like a birdy birdy."

LeBron: "This can't be happening..."

Ghost of Delonte West: "See. You got two choices Bran. Get the hell outta my city or continue losing games. This is going to make that Lil B curse on Durant look like child's play fool. GET OUT MY CITY! BAM!

LeBron gets thrusted back by the Ghost of Delonte West.

1hr later...

LeBron with pen in hand: "Before anyone ever cared where I would play basketball, I was a kid from Northeast Ohio..."


I never thought about the ghost Delonte connection. It all makes sense now.

[Megabox!]

During the 2014 season, LeBron is in the Heat's locker room alone...

Ghost of Delonte West: "LeBron. I had sex with your mom!"

LeBron: "What the..."

Ghost of Delonte West: "That's right. We did the dirty drity. I made her whistle like a birdy birdy."

LeBron: "This can't be happening..."

Ghost of Delonte West: "See. You got two choices Bran. Get the hell outta my city or continue losing games. This is going to make that Lil B curse on Durant look like child's play fool. GET OUT MY CITY! BAM!

LeBron gets thrusted back by the Ghost of Delonte West.

1hr later...

LeBron with pen in hand: "Before anyone ever cared where I would play basketball, I was a kid from Northeast Ohio..."
Cringe

[SugarHill]

Foster5k has a ton of these stories. I think my dude is releasing a collection. I support him and offer to make a cover

[Done_And_Done]

lollolol @ Foster

So cringe. Yet enjoyably humorous all the same..

More please...