Big Dick Problems

[Im so nba'd out]

1. When you go to sit on the toilet without knowing the seat is up and your dick falls in the toilet water
2.Not being able to wear tight shorts/pants because it looks like you're carrying a bat under your pants
3.Always being terrified that if you walk out the shower naked that your dog will bite your dick thinking thats its a tasty sausage

add to the list of things you hate about being cursed with a big dick




IM BACK MAN!

[chosen_one6]

When a girl stops you in the middle of doggystyle because it hurts too much.

When a girl has a gag reflex and can only fit half of it in her mouth.

[Budadiiii]

When a girl stops you in the middle of doggystyle because it hurts too much.

When a girl has a gag reflex and can only fit half of it in her mouth.
You've been watching way too much porn.

[L.Kizzle]

I can't take elevators.

[chosen_one6]

You've been watching way too much porn.

I actually haven't watched porn in months. This is from personal experience homeboy. Can't say the same for you :lol

[HomieWeMajor]

Not being able to go balls deep.
Getting an erection in tracksuit bottoms in public.

[Im Still Ballin]

When guys look at it more than girls...

And then one of those guys proceeds to follow you into the bathroom and take a piss in the same trough and you can notice they are clearly looking at your dick. This happened to me at the gym once... this one guy clearly is homosexual and it makes me really uncomfortable when he's in the gym at the same time as me.

PM me for flaccid pic (Serious, about time I shut the doubters up)

[Chief Keef]

Not being able to go balls deep.
Getting an erection in tracksuit bottoms in public.
This. Not even getting an erection either.

[Im Still Ballin]

Also;

Someone should make a Small Dick Problems for the Asian posters (Lebron23 etc) because I read this study done by an international condom company and it showed that most Asian countries are definitively an inch to half an inch below the male average, with The Korea's and the Philippines some of the smallest performer per the statistics...

[Draz]

When she says is it in yet

[qrich]

Stuff OP knows nothing about?

[bladefd]

LOL. I laughed so hard reading this thread. Hilarious stuff!

I think us guys would call it a problem, but I doubt most women would call it a problem.. women prefer it as big as possible :oldlol: :oldlol:

[JebronLames]

Takes a long time to put on a regular sized condom, and then it is way too tight, making sex less satisfying.

[imnew09]

One advantage is self bj

[SexSymbol]

being batman is a stressful job as it is, and pushing big dick into a leather suit doesn't help it

[Budadiiii]

being batman is a stressful job as it is, and pushing big dick into a leather suit doesn't help it
I thought you died bro?

[Draz]

**** her with just the tip

[Jailblazers7]

You've been watching way too much porn.

:oldlol:

[Akrazotile]

No way, in porn those broads take it all in, little Kaylani Lei took all of Mandingo. If she isn't a slut, she will usually say put it in slow or don't go all the way in


Yeah, it all depends on the chick. Just like sizes vary drastically among guys, girls vary drastically in what they can take. It isnt just about how slutty they are either.

Some girls cant go very deep in certain positions, even with a normal size cawk.


Luckily for OP, regardless how big his cawk is, he'll never be presented with the dilemma of a girl not being able to handle it.

[Im Still Ballin]

Surprised to say the least I have gotten no PM's...

The offer still stands.

[Budadiiii]

Surprised to say the least I have gotten no PM's...

The offer still stands.
Why haven't you made a video on dick size yet?

[Draz]

All you really need is 3 inches tho

[Akrazotile]

When you take off your pants and undergarments and your dick touches the ground.


OP's definitely doesn't do that.




Even when he's lying face down :yaohappy:

[bladefd]

When you have to push it up your shirt, over the shoulder, and hang it down the back

Having to stand over 2 feet back from the urinal every time you have to go

Trying to get it back in after urinating. damn zipper!

[blablabla]

Wearing swim trunks is impossible, no matter how loose they are once they get wet you got the whole beach looking at your enormous dick

[Im Still Ballin]

Wearing swim trunks is impossible, no matter how loose they are once they get wet you got the whole beach looking at your enormous dick
Own it dude

Soon as i stopped caring about people looking, it felt empowering... As long as it's clearly pointing down then people will assume 'big dick' and not 'sicko who has an erection in public'

[BasedTom]

https://i.4cdn.org/v/1424920480112.jpg

[christian1923]

Wearing swim trunks is impossible, no matter how loose they are once they get wet you got the whole beach looking at your enormous dick
Nike pro combats under your swim trunks bruh.

Thank me later

[BasedTom]

Wearing swim trunks is impossible, no matter how loose they are once they get wet you got the whole beach looking at your enormous dick
jesus christ, are you me?

[enayes]

wearing jeans in the vicinity of young children

[GreggPopazit]

I can't take elevators.

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this.

[riseagainst]

guaranteed at least half of these self-claimed "big d1ck" posts are by small d1ck virgins.
:lol

[triangleoffense]

what is considered "big" btw? Is it anything over 7 inches? Trust me bros anything over 6' and your good. I've had girls complain to me that some guys they were with were TOO big.

[chosen_one6]

what is considered "big" btw? Is it anything over 7 inches? Trust me bros anything over 6' and your good. I've had girls complain to me that some guys they were with were TOO big.

Most women consider anything over 7 to be a big size.

I'm over that threshold and Ive only ever had one girl tell me she didn't enjoy it because I was too big. And she just so happened to be half Japanese :lol

[Tarik One]

People complain about piss puddles in front of urinals. I never have that problem due to the fact that I have to stand a couple of feet away from the urinal to even take a leak.

[Im so nba'd out]

guaranteed at least half of these self-claimed "big d1ck" posts are by small d1ck virgins.
:lol
you wish baby dick :lol

[Im Still Ballin]

still offering to prove I'm legit hung as ****.

The offer stands

[chosen_one6]

still offering to prove I'm legit hung as ****.

The offer stands

Ask Fudge. I'm sure he'd like to see it.

[Im Still Ballin]

I'm being stone cold serious. Deadly serious.

Every dude claims to be hung, but we know that 95% of them are frauds.

I can back the talk up. Don't believe me? Give me an email or yours and I will show you what I'm packing.

Dead serious.

[Velocirap31]

I'm being stone cold serious. Deadly serious.

Every dude claims to be hung, but we know that 95% of them are frauds.

I can back the talk up. Don't believe me? Give me an email or yours and I will show you what I'm packing.

Dead serious.

Why do you care if guys on here think you have a big dick? :biggums:

[Im Still Ballin]

legitimacy.

[Akrazotile]

Youre packing a bald head and a nightmarish life

[Im Still Ballin]

First doubter silenced.

Shit's too easy.

[Thunderfan86]

First doubter silenced.

Shit's too easy.
I'll bite.....let me see what you got bro.

[Im Still Ballin]

got to send me a pm first.

[riseagainst]

OP's d1ck is as big as his green rep bars.

but who cares, he only takes it up the ass anyway.

[Im so nba'd out]

OP's d1ck is as big as his green rep bars.

but who cares, he only takes it up the ass anyway.
This dude been on my dick ever since i ethered his alt :lol.Get out of my thread you lebald turd

[mr beast]

when i drive under a bridge/ overpass/tunnel or entering a parking garage with top down and it has a 12ft height limit

[Im so nba'd out]

smh my dick just fell in the toilet water again :mad::mad::mad::mad: im no longer sitting on the seat sick of this bs.for now on im squatting like a dog over the toliet.Dont yall just hate when that happens?

[Budadiiii]

smh my dick just fell in the toilet water again :mad::mad::mad::mad: im no longer sitting on the seat sick of this bs.for now on im squatting like a dog over the toliet.Dont yall just hate when that happens?
It's the opposite for me. My dick shrivels up when I shit and I have to hold it out so I don't piss on my balls. :lol

But I'm a grower not a shower. My D gets above average when aroused. Wanna exchange pics?

[Im so nba'd out]

It's the opposite for me. My dick shrivels up when I shit and I have to hold it out so I don't piss on my balls. :lol

But I'm a grower not a shower. My D gets above average when aroused. Wanna exchange pics?
:biggums: hell no