View Full Version : how to TRULY revitalize the dunk contest
swagga
02-26-2015, 08:58 AM
1. Each dunker will dunk on the other contestants
2. Defenders for each dunk chosen randomly, but the height difference can't be bigger than 3 inches.
3. The defender shall not leave the area under the rim, and he will contest ANY shot without fouling or doing dangerous stuff for the dunker. Any violation will lead to expulsion from contest.
4. Max 3 attempts. Man the fck up, it's not a ballet repetition.
5. Assits, alley-ops, off-the backboard, cars, multiple balls, multiple defenders, capes, choirs, priests or other gadgets are permitted, only on the request of the dunker.
I'd watch that shit, and I seriously think I'd be 10 times more interesting than the ballet contest nowadays. Dunking is about basketball, not about artistic 720 spins. If you can't pull that shit in game it's got no worth tbh.
CeltsGarlic
02-26-2015, 09:35 AM
u serious?
coin24
02-26-2015, 10:21 AM
They need more athletic exciting guys like Lavine that can actually dunk..
Not bigs like antacrappo and plumlee:facepalm
Mass Debator
02-26-2015, 12:34 PM
9'8" rim and women's ball
No one would know...shhhhh
Complete silence. Stfu hype man
Better dunkers
Last resort...add some fire like Kevin Hart did in Let Me Explain
GreggPopazit
02-26-2015, 01:13 PM
More contestants, and more dunks per contestant. Simple, just as the old days.
swagga
02-26-2015, 01:21 PM
jokes aside, i'd really like to see a dunk contest man vs man. I'd rather watch vince carter dunk on zo 1004683428 times than watch a 360 windmill.
GreggPopazit
02-26-2015, 01:22 PM
jokes aside, i'd really like to see a dunk contest man vs man. I'd rather watch vince carter dunk on zo 1004683428 times than watch a 360 windmill.
For most players I would rather see a poster, but the artistry Vince puts in his dunks is just too :bowdown:
Real Men Wear Green
02-26-2015, 01:32 PM
It would be entertaining but adds a little to the injury risk. Plus it adds a potential embarrassment factor that the stars we already have ducking the contest couldn't like.
Rake2204
02-26-2015, 01:38 PM
jokes aside, i'd really like to see a dunk contest man vs man. I'd rather watch vince carter dunk on zo 1004683428 times than watch a 360 windmill.My brother and I used to play that game all the time on shorter rims growing up.
the mesiah
02-26-2015, 01:44 PM
4 worst teams Sign top 4 Dunkers from Team Flight Brothers to 10 day contracts rite before all break .
swagga
02-26-2015, 01:51 PM
My brother and I used to play that game all the time on shorter rims growing up.
I played it too with my brothas at the park back in the early 90s when mc hammer was on :cheers:
swagga
02-26-2015, 01:52 PM
4 worst teams Sign top 4 Dunkers from Team Flight Brothers to 10 day contracts rite before all break .
you put any of these monkeys in front of lebron or westbrook and they are getting posterized.
tomtucker
02-26-2015, 02:37 PM
1. Each dunker will dunk on the other contestants
2. Defenders for each dunk chosen randomly, but the height difference can't be bigger than 3 inches.
3. The defender shall not leave the area under the rim, and he will contest ANY shot without fouling or doing dangerous stuff for the dunker. Any violation will lead to expulsion from contest.
4. Max 3 attempts. Man the fck up, it's not a ballet repetition.
5. Assits, alley-ops, off-the backboard, cars, multiple balls, multiple defenders, capes, choirs, priests or other gadgets are permitted, only on the request of the dunker.
6. No shorts, players have their ***** out during dunks, extra points awarded for nicest **** flight .
I'd watch that shit, and I seriously think I'd be 10 times more interesting than the ballet contest nowadays. Dunking is about basketball, not about artistic 720 spins. If you can't pull that shit in game it's got no worth tbh.
:biggums:
the mesiah
02-26-2015, 04:18 PM
you put any of these monkeys in front of lebron or westbrook and they are getting posterized.
Who said anything bout them playing against Bron and Russ , just sign them and insert into dunk contest .plain and simple.
swagga
02-26-2015, 04:47 PM
I love big cocks. I like to suck em dry. I like em when they blow in my face. But best of all I love it when 3 of them stick in my ass. That feeling of strength ready to burst like a baby alien in my anus makes me feel complete physically and emotionally. But I am so fat that nobody can penetrate :cry:
umm.. not sure this is the right forum for this.
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