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CavaliersFTW
03-03-2015, 01:57 AM
1 free throw. Make it, you **** Jennifer Lawrence or whoever your dream girl is and marry her and she falls in love with you happily ever after or w/e. Miss, and you get ****ed in the pooper by an old homeless dude who doesn't put a cap on it.

Or you can choose to walk away from the offer empty handed.

Which do you choose?

Im Still Ballin
03-03-2015, 01:58 AM
You need to get outside more

nba_55
03-03-2015, 01:59 AM
1 free throw. Make it, you **** Jennifer Lawrence or whoever your dream girl is and marry her and she falls in love with you happily ever after or w/e. Miss, and you get ****ed in the pooper by an old homeless dude who doesn't put a cap on it.

Or you can choose to walk away from the offer empty handed.

Which do you choose?

I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.

Im Still Ballin
03-03-2015, 01:59 AM
You need to get outside more
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

CavaliersFTW
03-03-2015, 01:59 AM
You need to get outside more
It's currently 11 degrees out.

J Shuttlesworth
03-03-2015, 01:59 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

305Baller
03-03-2015, 01:59 AM
free throw. I win either way ;)

https://38.media.tumblr.com/5e1c9c9a102c8eeb8f557132a8b18c8f/tumblr_nkkuwjLNsh1t4o60eo1_500.gif

CavaliersFTW
03-03-2015, 02:00 AM
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif
Forget to switch accounts?

Bay Area Baller
03-03-2015, 02:00 AM
I choose the homeless dude and will buy him soup.

RoundMoundOfReb
03-03-2015, 02:00 AM
Walk away. First off. I wouldn't want to be married to someone who literally only liked me because i made a ****ing free-throw. Even it was just the sex it's still no. Even if i was Mark Price from the FT line. Not even close to worth it

keep-itreal
03-03-2015, 02:00 AM
Jennifer Lawrence

:kobe:

no thanks

Jud
03-03-2015, 02:01 AM
You need to get outside more
You're averaging more posts than he does...

Im Still Ballin
03-03-2015, 02:01 AM
No we've been through this

I can't afford the download data to be able to run 2 accounts

So I GIF reaction my own posts with the same account

YouGotServed
03-03-2015, 02:01 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-26056-Antonio-Banderas-reaction-gif-RNWc.gif

J Shuttlesworth
03-03-2015, 02:02 AM
Is that what the rules were in the 60s, OP? I always heard that Wilt had sex like 100,000 times

RoundMoundOfReb
03-03-2015, 02:02 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.
shut it down...:roll: :roll:

Akrazotile
03-03-2015, 02:03 AM
shut it down...:roll: :roll:


Lets go home ladies and gentlemen!! Lets go home!!!!

Killbot
03-03-2015, 02:03 AM
Are they in the same area as me? If so, I don't need to play that game. I can just eliminate and proceed to obtain my funds.

hahaitme
03-03-2015, 02:12 AM
C'mon man out of ALL the celebs you picked Jennifer Lawrence?

I ain't gonna sit here and say she's an ugly hoe but there are way better options for these kinds of questions.

I'm a pretty good FT shooter but I ain't riskin my **** virginity for Jennifer Lawrence

305Baller
03-03-2015, 02:14 AM
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CavaliersFTW
03-03-2015, 02:15 AM
C'mon man out of ALL the celebs you picked Jennifer Lawrence?

I ain't gonna sit here and say she's an ugly hoe but there are way better options for these kinds of questions.

I'm a pretty good FT shooter but I ain't riskin my **** virginity for Jennifer Lawrence
I specified "or whoever else" your dream girl might be

iTare
03-03-2015, 02:22 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.
http://i.imgur.com/ElDVy.gif

tgan3
03-03-2015, 03:18 AM
I will choose that 1 free throw considering I easily make 80+% of them. If I took my time, I probably make it close to a 100%.

warriorfan
03-03-2015, 03:24 AM
is some dude in this thread trying to say he wouldn't smash Jennifer Lawrence? get out of here dude you prob brick that shit on purpose

bballnoob1192
03-03-2015, 03:25 AM
hold up lemme post those jennifer lawrence nudes. brb.

Droid101
03-03-2015, 03:25 AM
Walk away.
What a ****ing coward. Much like your idol.

warriorfan
03-03-2015, 03:26 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.
:coleman:


yo this quote would be funny but for the fact he was so damn shook while making it he made a typo...hold this L bro ur post game is as clutch as lebron's bball game this P is out

warriorfan
03-03-2015, 03:27 AM
:coleman:


yo this quote would be funny but for the fact he was so damn shook while making it he made a typo...hold this L bro ur post game is as clutch as lebron's bball game this P is out

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

CeltsGarlic
03-03-2015, 03:28 AM
bout to hit the shot right here mane
you, bring the girl right here mane
lawrence, sit you ass right here mane

305Baller
03-03-2015, 03:30 AM
bout to hit the shot right here mane
you, bring the girl right here mane
lawrence, sit you ass right here mane

gold.

CeltsGarlic
03-03-2015, 03:32 AM
for those who think I might miss (why would u think that?) go check basketball diaries thread on streetball section.

tomtucker
03-03-2015, 03:46 AM
it depends.....does the nasty hobo have AIDS ?.......or is that a hidden surprise for later

CarlosBoozer
03-03-2015, 03:54 AM
Freethrow, prime jessica alba.

warriorfan
03-03-2015, 03:57 AM
Freethrow, prime jessica alba.

good call :applause:

Harison
03-03-2015, 04:13 AM
Why would I want to *** Jennifer Lawrence? :confusedshrug:

AirTupac
03-03-2015, 04:23 AM
Whats with peoples obsession with Jennifer Lawrence. Just a regular ass broad :coleman:

JohnFreeman
03-03-2015, 04:27 AM
Jennifer Lawrence is so average..

sportjames23
03-03-2015, 05:22 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.


http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3970931/shaqreacts.gif

tpols
03-03-2015, 05:35 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.

Wow.. that was a solid ether.

Eric Cartman
03-03-2015, 05:40 AM
Have the homeless dude f*ck Jennifer Lawrence while I videotape.

No_Look604
03-03-2015, 05:41 AM
Whats with peoples obsession with Jennifer Lawrence. Just a regular ass broad :coleman:

fuhreal doe. and I already tapped Jennifer (true story), so OP get back to the drawing board...buddy.

buddha
03-03-2015, 06:20 AM
we shootin baby

http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/jennifer_lawrence/jennifer_lawrence_basketball_booty_tights_dE5LOSDT .sized.jpg

then I'm bender her over

Asukal
03-03-2015, 06:22 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.

Slain. :applause:

buddha
03-03-2015, 06:26 AM
http://i.perezhilton.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/jennifer-lawrence-butt-email-lorde-twitter.gif

no way i'm missing.

coin24
03-03-2015, 08:33 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

ralph_i_el
03-03-2015, 08:51 AM
J Law has mad pix out on the internet. She's got some jizz faced selfies lol

I'm not shooting.

ArbitraryWater
03-03-2015, 09:16 AM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

j3lademaster
03-03-2015, 04:04 PM
What if I already married my dream girl 2 years ago? :D

Do I lose her if I walk away...?:cry:

Also, do I get to pick the homeless guy? If I had to take it I don't want a damn horse. I'd much rather the 5'2 small-hand/ small-foot with the needledick.

You need to work out some variables, Cavs.

Genaro
03-03-2015, 04:12 PM
Miss a FT on purpose hitting the iron is way harder. Prime Sharon Sharon or the hobo in line.

ILLsmak
03-03-2015, 04:52 PM
J Law has mad pix out on the internet. She's got some jizz faced selfies lol

I'm not shooting.

yea I dunno why people are wet for her. She just looks like a slightly better-kept porn star.

Prolly dudes who dunno what's up yet.

You just know she's done whatever it takes to succeed in Hollywood... so I mean, I dunno how you could put your anus on the line for that.

-Smak

GreggPopazit
03-03-2015, 04:54 PM
1 free throw. Make it, you **** Jennifer Lawrence or whoever your dream girl is and marry her and she falls in love with you happily ever after or w/e. Miss, and you get ****ed in the pooper by an old homeless dude who doesn't put a cap on it.

Or you can choose to walk away from the offer empty handed.

Which do you choose?

I thought this poster was like 40 years old or something. Obviously I was wrong.

Pushxx
03-03-2015, 04:59 PM
Seriously nobody calling out Im Still Ballin for failing to switch accounts to reply to himself? LOL

Also hell no I'm not shooting that free throw. I'm gonna go about my day.

RoundMoundOfReb
03-03-2015, 05:01 PM
Seriously nobody calling out Im Still Ballin for failing to switch accounts to reply to himself? LOL

Also hell no I'm not shooting that free throw. I'm gonna go about my day.
It's intentional. he always replies to his own post :oldlol:

ArbitraryWater
03-03-2015, 05:10 PM
Seriously nobody calling out Im Still Ballin for failing to switch accounts to reply to himself? LOL

Also hell no I'm not shooting that free throw. I'm gonna go about my day.

Thats his new thing.. you know, like the "Lion in the Jungle, son!" or "PM me", or "Bend over, kid"..

305Baller
03-03-2015, 05:27 PM
yea I dunno why people are wet for her. She just looks like a slightly better-kept porn star.

Prolly dudes who dunno what's up yet.

You just know she's done whatever it takes to succeed in Hollywood... so I mean, I dunno how you could put your anus on the line for that.

-Smak

Maybe because shes beautiful and has more talent in her pinky than most actresses.

Joyner82reload
03-03-2015, 05:28 PM
yea I dunno why people are wet for her. She just looks like a slightly better-kept porn star.

Prolly dudes who dunno what's up yet.

You just know she's done whatever it takes to succeed in Hollywood... so I mean, I dunno how you could put your anus on the line for that.

-Smak

To be fair, marrying Jennifer Lawrence in this scenario is essentially like 1 free throw for 200 million+a hot wife or getting it up the ass from a homeless man.

KirbyPls
03-03-2015, 05:32 PM
we shootin baby

http://img004.lazygirls.info/people/jennifer_lawrence/jennifer_lawrence_basketball_booty_tights_dE5LOSDT .sized.jpg

then I'm bender her over

I don't see an Illinois Speed jersey on J-Law.

kNIOKAS
03-03-2015, 05:33 PM
http://oi57.tinypic.com/2z8d8qs.jpg


:hammerhead: :biggums:

outbreak
03-03-2015, 05:38 PM
I'd rather the homeless guy. Jennifer Lawrence is one of the most un attractive women in hollywood and I'd probably kill myself after a day with that girl.

HylianNightmare
03-03-2015, 05:54 PM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.
Holy shit

To answer op I'm taking the shot Free throws aren't difficult

Jailblazers7
03-03-2015, 05:56 PM
yea I dunno why people are wet for her. She just looks like a slightly better-kept porn star.

Prolly dudes who dunno what's up yet.

You just know she's done whatever it takes to succeed in Hollywood... so I mean, I dunno how you could put your anus on the line for that.

-Smak

She's definitely a good actress tho. But yeah, I've never seen her as being that hot.

Thunderfan86
03-03-2015, 06:26 PM
hold up lemme post those jennifer lawrence nudes. brb.
Still waiting on nudes :coleman:

outbreak
03-03-2015, 06:39 PM
She's definitely a good actress tho. But yeah, I've never seen her as being that hot.
:roll: :roll: :roll:
honestly she's terrible. Every film she is in she plays herself and still sounds forced and like shes over acting.

buddha
03-03-2015, 06:58 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:
honestly she's terrible. Every film she is in she plays herself and still sounds forced and like shes over acting.

http://cdn01.cdnwp.celebuzz.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/14/jennifer-lawrence-10.gif

coin24
03-03-2015, 07:46 PM
:roll: :roll: :roll:
honestly she's terrible. Every film she is in she plays herself and still sounds forced and like shes over acting.


What would jameers boyfriend know about acting:lol go back to your anime little bitch

Alamо
03-03-2015, 07:49 PM
I bet you would miss on purpose hoping that homeless guy in a 1960's NBA player.



http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/kevin-garnett-reaction.gif

Budadiiii
03-03-2015, 07:51 PM
What would jameers boyfriend know about acting:lol go back to your anime little bitch
https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/ibjouzr8y7oelr.gif

3peated
03-03-2015, 07:51 PM
id make 1 free throw for that ass, np, yall some no confidence having as fck bois

outbreak
03-03-2015, 07:52 PM
What would jameers boyfriend know about acting:lol go back to your anime little bitch

:confusedshrug:

I don't watch anime but anyway....

warriorfan
03-03-2015, 07:54 PM
swish it turn that trick out and make that money :coleman:

dubnation
03-03-2015, 08:02 PM
https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/ibjouzr8y7oelr.gif

:roll:

SHAQisGOAT
03-03-2015, 08:50 PM
She's definitely a good actress tho. But yeah, I've never seen her as being that hot.

Funny you should say that because the dude in your avi said she's won an oscar doing basically "nothing".

Wouldn't really call a good actress but also not close to bad.

Got lots of actors/movies being overrated like crazy, nowadays, though... Not to mention lots of (bad) unecessary remakes, mediocre movies taking over the box-office much more than before, and even the actual art taking 2nd stage many times to all tht glitter bullshit...

305Baller
03-03-2015, 08:57 PM
Funny you should say that because the dude in your avi said she's won an oscar doing basically "nothing".

Wouldn't really call a good actress but also not close to bad.

Got lots of actors/movies being overrated like crazy, nowadays, though... Not to mention lots of (bad) unecessary remakes, mediocre movies taking over the box-office much more than before, and even the actual art taking 2nd stage many times to all tht glitter bullshit...


in other words, nothing has changed.

JimmyMcAdocious
03-03-2015, 08:57 PM
https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/2013/11/ibjouzr8y7oelr.gif

http://i.imgur.com/oLzlOiD.gif

SHAQisGOAT
03-03-2015, 09:07 PM
in other words, nothing has changed.

I wouldn't say that, it has definitely become much worse.

Movies/actors have become much more overrated, actors acting like they're the best thing ever or something too, got much more (bad and unecessary) remakes popping up than ever before, Oscars became even a bigger joke, people seem to care more about bullshit (dresses, tking selfies, looks...) more than before...

And, also, for example, go look at the top-grossing movies from some 70's or 60's years, even 80's and I'd got as far as the 90's... And compare them to nowadays, big difference in terms of actual quality.

To music is similar, too.

305Baller
03-03-2015, 09:28 PM
I wouldn't say that, it has definitely become much worse.

Movies/actors have become much more overrated, actors acting like they're the best thing ever or something too, got much more (bad and unecessary) remakes popping up than ever before, Oscars became even a bigger joke, people seem to care more about bullshit (dresses, tking selfies, looks...) more than before...

And, also, for example, go look at the top-grossing movies from some 70's or 60's years, even 80's and I'd got as far as the 90's... And compare them to nowadays, big difference in terms of actual quality.

To music is similar, too.


I hear you but I feel it's the same ratio of commercialism over art that it has always been. Esoteric works will always remain a niche.

Mrofir
03-03-2015, 09:46 PM
Was that pic on page 4 JL?

buddha
03-03-2015, 09:48 PM
Was that pic on page 4 JL?

yeah, you dingus.

Mrofir
03-03-2015, 09:52 PM
yeah, you dingus.


I agree :cheers: