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chosen_one6
03-03-2015, 04:43 PM
http://www.businessinsider.com/afp-*****-size-researchers-provide-the-long-and-short-of-it-2015-3

http://i.imgur.com/DFylD4c.jpg


While some studies suggest that ***** size reflects male attractiveness, a new study has calculated the "average" size for a ***** by measuring 15,000 appendages around the world.

According to the BJU International journal of urology, the average size of a ***** is 5.16 inches (13.12 centimeters) in length when erect, and 4.5 inches (11.66 cm) in circumference.

In a flaccid state, it found, the ***** of the average Joe is all of 3.6 inches (9.16 cm) in length and has a girth of 3.6 inches (9.31 cm).

The numbers should help "reassure the large majority of men that the size of their ***** is in the normal range," said British researchers who had assembled data from studies in which participants had their member measured by a professional.

The team then used the collated numbers to devise a graph that doctors could use in counseling men with "small ***** anxiety."

In the worst cases, men may be found to have body dysmorphic disorder — a debilitating psychological condition that can lead to obsessive and anti-social behavior, depression, and even suicide.

In reality, only 2.28% of the male population have an abnormally small *****, the study said — and the same percentage an unusually large one.

The study participants were men aged 17 to 91 who had their penises measured in 20 previously published studies conducted in Europe, Asia, Africa, and the United States.

The team found no evidence for ***** size differences linked to race, though most of the study participants were of European and Middle Eastern descent and a full comparison could thus not be made.

Nor did the researchers find any convincing correlation between a man's foot size and the length of his manhood.

They acknowledged their results may have been somewhat skewed by the possibility that men who volunteer to be examined may be more confident in their ***** size than the general population.

The team said their work, published in the BJU International journal of urology, was the first to combine all existing data on ***** length and girth into a definitive graph.

The information may be useful for reassuring men worried about their size. But it may also have the unintended effect of shriveling the egos of those who thought they were abnormally well endowed.

Doctors may also use the graph to help men find well-fitting condoms, the team said.



Which percentile do you fall into?

*prepares for nothing but lies*

sweggeh
03-03-2015, 04:47 PM
Omg, today this guy actually told me he will give me a pill which will grow my schlong by 6 inches if I just do him the favour of advertising his bathroom cleaner to everyone I know. Of course I declined because I am a person of high moral standards with a strong willpower. Just as strong as Ayax, the super strong bathroom cleaner. Now available scented with lemon or vanilla.

GreggPopazit
03-03-2015, 04:50 PM
http://www.businessinsider.com/afp-*****-size-researchers-provide-the-long-and-short-of-it-2015-3

http://i.imgur.com/DFylD4c.jpg

Which percentile do you fall into?

*prepares for nothing but lies*

I automatically assumed inches and started a mini-panic.

Shade8780
03-03-2015, 04:52 PM
Double those numbers and you've got Uganda's national averages.

iTare
03-03-2015, 04:53 PM
I automatically assumed inches and started a mini-panic.
:oldlol:

Shade8780
03-03-2015, 04:55 PM
Holy shit, who's the poor bastard that has a 1 inch erect dick? :roll:

StephHamann
03-03-2015, 04:57 PM
Holy shit, who's the poor bastard that has a 1 inch erect dick? :roll:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH-BIVbMM5s

GreggPopazit
03-03-2015, 05:05 PM
1 cm, even worse.

lol, yeah. Micropensis are well documented though, so this is not surprising. Just ask the OP.

chosen_one6
03-03-2015, 05:06 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH-BIVbMM5s

:biggums: :wtf:

chosen_one6
03-03-2015, 05:07 PM
lol, yeah. Micropensis are well documented though, so this is not surprising. Just ask the OP.

Nice try bub

Jailblazers7
03-03-2015, 05:07 PM
Why would they stretch a flaccid *****?

edit - We really can't say p*nis on here?

RoseCity07
03-03-2015, 05:07 PM
I'm good.

ILLsmak
03-03-2015, 05:08 PM
lol I never understood the whole flaccid/hard/stretched shit.

I mean the first two make sense, but it seems like you should be able to stretch your dick pretty far if you really wanted to. Never really gave it a good shot, but just assuming.

Again these surveys are skewed by people who want their dick's measured.

Edit: Also that's too small imo for average. I've found that shit can get way larger depending on the circumstance. Real talk the first time I was preparing for sex I was surprised. Shed a little tear.

So, depending on what their methods are for getting dudes hard (can't tell cuz the link is broken), I call BS. Otherwise, dudes with 6 inch ***** are super blessed.

-Smak

SugarHill
03-03-2015, 05:09 PM
Why would they stretch a flaccid *****?

edit - We really can't say p*nis on here?
shit is comical

Andrei89
03-03-2015, 05:12 PM
14cm

:bowdown: :bowdown: :bowdown:

sweggeh
03-03-2015, 05:13 PM
Just measured my *****, came back to the screen and, well....

http://img-9gag-ftw.9cache.com/photo/aj087AR_700b.jpg

QuebecBaller
03-03-2015, 05:31 PM
I automatically assumed inches and started a mini-panic.

This :lol

JohnFreeman
03-03-2015, 05:33 PM
I automatically assumed inches and started a mini-panic.
:roll:

Levity
03-03-2015, 05:34 PM
god damn.... life feels good :cheers:

bballer
03-03-2015, 05:38 PM
http://i.imgur.com/NThUrGv.gif

JebronLames
03-03-2015, 05:45 PM
97.5 percentile for both length and girth :D

Velocirap31
03-03-2015, 05:49 PM
Cool. Ego boosted.

alenleomessi
03-03-2015, 06:05 PM
so those scientists had to watch 15 000 guys stretch their d*cks?
http://i.imgur.com/IztZZdb.gif

GreggPopazit
03-03-2015, 06:08 PM
so those scientists had to watch 15 000 guys stretch their d*cks?
http://i.imgur.com/IztZZdb.gif

Maybe they were in the 99th percentile so they could just laugh to themselves every time.

Budadiiii
03-03-2015, 06:36 PM
What Asian country did they conduct the study?

Neat info.

chosen_one6
03-03-2015, 06:46 PM
lol I never understood the whole flaccid/hard/stretched shit.

I mean the first two make sense, but it seems like you should be able to stretch your dick pretty far if you really wanted to. Never really gave it a good shot, but just assuming.

Again these surveys are skewed by people who want their dick's measured.

Edit: Also that's too small imo for average. I've found that shit can get way larger depending on the circumstance. Real talk the first time I was preparing for sex I was surprised. Shed a little tear.

So, depending on what their methods are for getting dudes hard (can't tell cuz the link is broken), I call BS. Otherwise, dudes with 6 inch ***** are super blessed.

-Smak

Shit, didn't know the link was broken because it had the word p*nis in it. I'll copy and paste the whole thing into the first post.

outbreak
03-03-2015, 06:56 PM
Anyone know what kind of course I need to take to become this type of scientist?

fsvr54
03-03-2015, 06:59 PM
90-95% :applause:

tomtucker
03-03-2015, 07:25 PM
most of the study participants were of European and Middle Eastern descent

known for small ***** , why do you think they fight all the time...............study is void...... europe and north america, there you will find the real *****

Dresta
03-03-2015, 07:30 PM
Actually off the scale

:rockon:

Velocirap31
03-03-2015, 07:55 PM
I would choose to not procreate if I had a micropenis. Spare your future sons the torment.

GreggPopazit
03-03-2015, 08:04 PM
All you need is a measuring tape and a thirst for knowledge.

As well as a thirst for a little something else.

KingBeasley08
03-03-2015, 08:23 PM
I automatically assumed inches and started a mini-panic.
same my ego almost sank :lol

KNOW1EDGE
03-03-2015, 08:49 PM
Scientists fabricate graph reflecting average pen1s size in order to boost mens confidence.

That's all this is

KNOW1EDGE
03-03-2015, 09:34 PM
What purpose would that serve?

"To boost mens confidence"

I'm going to assume that since you quoted my post that you read it. I'm confused...

KNOW1EDGE
03-03-2015, 09:48 PM
They have no reason to make anyone feel better.


Scientists do all sorts of absolutely meaningless and pointless scientific investigations that literally benefit no one.

This may be a scientific investigation into how pen1s size affects confidence, happiness etc in men for all we know.

The hypothesis is that if men believe they have an above average pen1s size they will be happier, have more sex, meet woman and get married while avoiding depression and potentially suicide.

So they put out a phony chart, log into ISH and see everyone celebrate.

Hypothesis proven correct!

Yoda
03-03-2015, 11:07 PM
When 900 years you reach, care about your dick size, you will not.

KevinNYC
03-03-2015, 11:08 PM
Average as ****. :pimp:
:lol



Also I learned what a nomogram is.

Im Still Ballin
03-04-2015, 12:19 AM
Wow I'm a bit surprised about this study/survey

Most of the surveys done in history (including Kinsey's/Durex's etc) the average seems to fall closer to 5.5-5.7 and 4.7 girth

According to this survey my flaccid is the average erectile length and my erect size is in the 99th percentile (something I've already known in accordance to the other studies done)

I think we could perhaps link this smaller size accrued in this survey due to growing porn use epidemic. Porn desensitizes and GREATLY affects EQ (Erection quality) but then again they might have used porn in this study or maybe cialis/viagra? Who knows, but one thing's for certain the average ***** size is decreasing because the fastest growing countries (population) are asian/indian ones. I know this study doesn't say much about racial variations, but previous studies have shown slight variations around a quarter to a half inch...

clipps
03-04-2015, 01:52 AM
Upon further study (the results don't lie):

http://snag.gy/yC5Ba.jpg


Don't forget that we are all highly trained MMA fighters with 40 inch verticals, can bench triple our body weight, and **** nothing less than 9.5s

Fudge
03-04-2015, 02:16 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH-BIVbMM5s
:roll:

CavaliersFTW
03-04-2015, 02:46 AM
I hate to disappoint you all but there's no way that can be accurate that charts entire purpose is likely meant to make every guy think he's satisfactorily huge. 5.1 inches as average really!? 6.3 inches = 95+ percentile seriously? No way I call BS.

Im Still Ballin
03-04-2015, 02:56 AM
I hate to disappoint you all but there's no way that can be accurate that charts entire purpose is likely meant to make every guy think he's satisfactorily huge. 5.1 inches as average really!? 6.3 inches = 95+ percentile seriously? No way I call BS.
It's more likely closer to 5.7 inches

This study was mostly Middle eastern men. There is racial variance, which this study seems to deny... Most studies done in recorded history show some form of racial variance... Indians as well as Asians are statistically known for having smaller penises, there are many studies that confirm this

JebronLames
03-04-2015, 03:12 AM
Wow I'm a bit surprised about this study/survey

Most of the surveys done in history (including Kinsey's/Durex's etc) the average seems to fall closer to 5.5-5.7 and 4.7 girth

According to this survey my flaccid is the average erectile length and my erect size is in the 99th percentile (something I've already known in accordance to the other studies done)

I think we could perhaps link this smaller size accrued in this survey due to growing porn use epidemic. Porn desensitizes and GREATLY affects EQ (Erection quality) but then again they might have used porn in this study or maybe cialis/viagra? Who knows, but one thing's for certain the average ***** size is decreasing because the fastest growing countries (population) are asian/indian ones. I know this study doesn't say much about racial variations, but previous studies have shown slight variations around a quarter to a half inch...
This study is significant since penises were actually measured by the scientists. Surveys aren't going to be accurate since people can easily lie.

Swaggin916
03-04-2015, 03:20 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pH-BIVbMM5s

Man... that's just terrible. Talk about humility.

In all honesty I am somewhere in the 97th%. It's right about 7 inches and 6 inches girth. Every girl who has seen it (and it's not many so it's not really bragging) has said I have a big *****. I was thinking it was mostly because of the girth... but I guess compared to the average it's a pretty damn good size. My dad is packing an 8 inch plus dude is ridiculously hung so I know where I get it from. My cousin on my mom's side is packing a 5 incher (self admitted) so I fell somewhere in between lol... Mom's side unfortunately held me back from being a real freak.

Most of friends are packing average dick size at best... but I have one friend who is almost 10 inches and every girl I have talked to is like omg it's ridiculous. Hilariously his brother in maybe about 6 inches and has ***** anxiety (from porn like all my other friends). It's just crazy the disparity that can happen.

Im Still Ballin
03-04-2015, 03:25 AM
If she can fit both hands and still have plenty of room to suck then it's safe to say you are large

Ofcourse you must account and think about hand size variance too...

Budadiiii
03-04-2015, 03:26 AM
Man... that's just terrible. Talk about humility.

In all honesty I am somewhere in the 97th%. It's right about 7 inches and 6 inches girth. Every girl who has seen it (and it's not many so it's not really bragging) has said I have a big *****. I was thinking it was mostly because of the girth... but I guess compared to the average it's a pretty damn good size. My dad is packing an 8 inch plus dude is ridiculously hung so I know where I get it from. My cousin on my mom's side is packing a 5 incher (self admitted) so I fell somewhere in between lol... Mom's side unfortunately held me back from being a real freak.

Most of friends are packing average dick size at best... but I have one friend who is almost 10 inches and every girl I have talked to is like omg it's ridiculous. Hilariously his brother in maybe about 6 inches and has ***** anxiety (from porn like all my other friends). It's just crazy the disparity that can happen.
You can jelq your way to being a real FREAK.

Dude.... 7/6 ratio is insane for someone who hasn't jelqed.

Please don't waste away the prime of your life. JELQ.

bballnoob1192
03-04-2015, 03:49 AM
I automatically assumed inches and started a mini-panic.
:lol
/thread

alenleomessi
03-04-2015, 05:57 AM
if we can brag about brothers, my lil bro is packing 9
when he was younger he would just whip it out to family, friends, school, unknowns.. cant blame him

tomtucker
03-04-2015, 08:43 AM
if we can brag about brothers, my lil bro is packing 9
when he was younger he would just whip it out to family, friends, school, unknowns.. cant blame him
:biggums:

KobesFinger
03-04-2015, 09:22 AM
if we can brag about brothers, my lil bro is packing 9
when he was younger he would just whip it out to family, friends, school, unknowns.. cant blame him

I don't even know which is the worst part, the fact you want to brag about your brothers knob or the fact you know how big it is

BRabbiT
03-04-2015, 09:44 AM
I automatically assumed inches and started a mini-panic.



:lol

fiddy
03-04-2015, 10:32 AM
Why would they stretch a flaccid *****?

edit - We really can't say p*nis on here?
Nope, we can. Pеnis!

christian1923
03-04-2015, 11:15 AM
Chosen_one6 is always talking about his dick on here:lol

Le Shaqtus
03-04-2015, 11:25 AM
Feeling pretty good about myself :banana:

chosen_one6
03-04-2015, 01:00 PM
Chosen_one6 is always talking about his dick on here:lol

What? :lol

I didn't even mention it in this thread :oldlol:

MavsSuperFan
03-04-2015, 02:07 PM
:lol i wonder if those scientists were gay dudes that just wanted to get their jollies

Draz
03-04-2015, 02:54 PM
It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the boat.

Done_And_Done
03-04-2015, 04:09 PM
It's not about the size of the boat, it's about the motion of the boat.

Don't worry Draz. You'll pull em in with your glowing personality brother ;)

Draz
03-04-2015, 09:00 PM
Don't worry Draz. You'll pull em in with your glowing personality brother ;)
Exactly. It's not about size. Wait what. :rolleyes:

I got that skinny ni99a pretty flacko dck

One inch make her *** type of shieeet

alenleomessi
03-04-2015, 09:24 PM
I don't even know which is the worst part, the fact you want to brag about your brothers knob or the fact you know how big it is
not that weird.. im guessing you dont have any brothers?
its 2015.. siblings be having threesomes.. wake up

Draz
03-04-2015, 09:32 PM
What about your sisters ******

jongib369
03-16-2015, 11:57 AM
So I've got an NBA wingspan/standing reach just like Isiah Thomas on the Celtics, and I'm in the top 98% with this?

:pimp:

Don't stress bros, I'm not single.

:cheers: