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Trollsmasher
03-04-2015, 03:58 PM
Who wins

Bonus round: both vs silverback

Im Still Ballin
03-04-2015, 04:03 PM
stone cold interrupts the match and hits a stone cold stunner on tyson and ronda pins him to win the championship

fvk stone cold strong he strong!

Joyner82reload
03-04-2015, 04:08 PM
2 Rousey's would destroy Tyson. It's not like theyr'e going to stand there and let Tyson land a shot, which would obviously be a 1 hit ko. They're going to immediately shoot, grab his legs, and take him to the ground where he would have no idea WTF to do. At that point, they would just choke him out or break his arm.

I would almost say 1 Rousey could take Tyson, but the strength difference there is just too large. That's 100 lb differences and I think Tyson could probably prevent her from submitting him by brute force.

KyrieTheFuture
03-04-2015, 04:10 PM
2 Rousey's would destroy Tyson. It's not like theyr'e going to stand there and let Tyson land a shot, which would obviously be a 1 hit ko. They're going to immediately shoot, grab his legs, and take him to the ground where he would have no idea WTF to do. At that point, they would just choke him out or break his arm.

I would almost say 1 Rousey could take Tyson, but the strength difference there is just too large. That's 100 lb differences and I think Tyson could probably prevent her from submitting him by brute force.
Your heart is in the right place, but 2 is not enough.

JEFFERSON MONEY
03-04-2015, 04:18 PM
Woudl take at least 3.5.

And by half I literally mean a half.

Like a pair of Rousseys legs.

HitandRun Reggie
03-04-2015, 04:23 PM
Your heart is in the right place, but 2 is not enough.

Post Buster to the rest of his professional career? Maybe but Prime Tyson? You're right, Tyson was a monster, it'd take at least 3 RRs. I think RR could at least make it a contest against current Tyson and would have a good shot at taking down Mayweather in an MMA setting.

SugarHill
03-04-2015, 04:31 PM
2 Rousey's would destroy Tyson. It's not like theyr'e going to stand there and let Tyson land a shot, which would obviously be a 1 hit ko. They're going to immediately shoot, grab his legs, and take him to the ground where he would have no idea WTF to do. At that point, they would just choke him out or break his arm.

I would almost say 1 Rousey could take Tyson, but the strength difference there is just too large. That's 100 lb differences and I think Tyson could probably prevent her from submitting him by brute force.
lmao @ almost 1 is enough

Ay:roll:

Done_And_Done
03-04-2015, 04:42 PM
Prime Mike.

All I know is my boy is murdering the first 2 that approach him. Once they rush him, he's pretty much screwed though. Sucks to be the RR who falls near his mouth.

Done_And_Done
03-04-2015, 04:44 PM
2 Rousey's would destroy Tyson. It's not like theyr'e going to stand there and let Tyson land a shot, which would obviously be a 1 hit ko. They're going to immediately shoot, grab his legs, and take him to the ground where he would have no idea WTF to do. At that point, they would just choke him out or break his arm.

I would almost say 1 Rousey could take Tyson, but the strength difference there is just too large. That's 100 lb differences and I think Tyson could probably prevent her from submitting him by brute force.

:biggums:

No :no:

zoom17
03-04-2015, 04:45 PM
Three for sure maybe two.

~primetime~
03-04-2015, 04:57 PM
I'll take Mike

that would be like me vs. 20 teenage girls trained in karate...I'd whoop all 20

JEFFERSON MONEY
03-04-2015, 04:59 PM
I'll take Mike

that would be like me vs. 20 teenage girls trained in karate...I'd whoop all 20

Dude.. are you nuts?

Teenage girl = 13-17.

They have feet, bony elbows and striking power.

You have vulnerabilities....

Maybe if they were retarded enough to stand in one line and you just rhino charged them like Nightwolf or visualized some kind of Oldboy scene and equipped yourself with a kitana, but they're clearly clever enough to aim for the soft spots after having watched whatever the fukk they watch to weaken men and boys. And there's a lottttaa material out there lol.

zoom17
03-04-2015, 05:00 PM
I'll take Mike

that would be like me vs. 20 teenage girls trained in karate...I'd whoop all 20

What's stomping them from all bum rusing you at once two limbs vs 40. To the OP I don't care how much stronger prime mike is 20 is a lot of bodies stupid question really.

SugarHill
03-04-2015, 05:00 PM
I'll take Mike

that would be like me vs. 20 teenage girls trained in karate...I'd whoop all 20
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/992614/kramer-karate-o.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3718722/kramer-karate-o.gif

~primetime~
03-04-2015, 05:07 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/992614/kramer-karate-o.gif

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view4/3718722/kramer-karate-o.gif
:oldlol:

Joyner82reload
03-04-2015, 05:13 PM
And what is up with Tyson anyway? The guy isn't even a top 10 HW all time, he was so overrated it's a joke. Foreman would have knocked prime Tyson out within the first 2 rounds

ace23
03-04-2015, 05:16 PM
I'll take Mike

that would be like me vs. 20 teenage girls trained in karate...I'd whoop all 20
:roll:

MavsSuperFan
03-04-2015, 05:35 PM
20 rondas > 1 tyson

1 tyson > 5 rondas

ThePhantomCreep
03-04-2015, 05:43 PM
And what is up with Tyson anyway? The guy isn't even a top 10 HW all time, he was so overrated it's a joke. Foreman would have knocked prime Tyson out within the first 2 rounds

You are quickly becoming the laughingstock of this thread. 2 Rousey's taking out Tyson is just :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

Peak Tyson was GOAT-caliber. Anyone who argues otherwise is foolish.

aj1987
03-04-2015, 05:59 PM
2 Rousey's would destroy Tyson. It's not like theyr'e going to stand there and let Tyson land a shot, which would obviously be a 1 hit ko. They're going to immediately shoot, grab his legs, and take him to the ground where he would have no idea WTF to do. At that point, they would just choke him out or break his arm.

I would almost say 1 Rousey could take Tyson, but the strength difference there is just too large. That's 100 lb differences and I think Tyson could probably prevent her from submitting him by brute force.


And what is up with Tyson anyway? The guy isn't even a top 10 HW all time, he was so overrated it's a joke. Foreman would have knocked prime Tyson out within the first 2 rounds
Are you ****ing serious with this shit, dude?

Joyner82reload
03-04-2015, 06:04 PM
Why don't you idiots go to a boxing forum and try to discuss Tyson vs Foreman. Anyone picking Tyson would be considered a complete imbecile. You dumbasses who get caught up in the Tyson hype because hurr durr awesome swarming style of knockouts in a weak era would probably be banned for stupidity. It's WIDELY accepted in boxing circles that Foreman would have DESTROYED Tyson. Hell that's the reason they didn't fight, Tyson was told to stay away from George Foreman once he came back to the Boxing. And that was 40 year old Foreman, much less prime.

The top 10 heavyweights of all time in no specific order are: Louis, Ali, Foreman, Frazier, L. Lewis, Holyfield, Liston, Holmes, Norton, and J. Johnson.

GreggPopazit
03-04-2015, 06:15 PM
And by half I literally mean a half.

Like a pair of Rousseys legs.

This is funny to imagine. Just a pair of female legs kicking Tyson while other females hold him down. Sounds like Tyson's own personal hell.

ThePhantomCreep
03-04-2015, 06:27 PM
Why don't you idiots go to a boxing forum and try to discuss Tyson vs Foreman. Anyone picking Tyson would be considered a complete imbecile. You dumbasses who get caught up in the Tyson hype because hurr durr awesome swarming style of knockouts in a weak era would probably be banned for stupidity. It's WIDELY accepted in boxing circles that Foreman would have DESTROYED Tyson. Hell that's the reason they didn't fight, Tyson was told to stay away from George Foreman once he came back to the Boxing. And that was 40 year old Foreman, much less prime.

The top 10 heavyweights of all time in no specific order are: Louis, Ali, Foreman, Frazier, L. Lewis, Holyfield, Liston, Holmes, Norton, and J. Johnson.To hear boxing experts tell it, 5'9" 185lbs Rocky Marciano would "kill" Tyson too. Boxing writer Bert Sugar thought Dempsey (who looked no bigger than prime Roy Jones) would kill Tyson. Straight murder. Boxing "experts" make Wilt fans seem rational.

As for the old "Tyson ducked Foreman" myth, not only is there zero proof any of this happened, it's laughable to think 40-year old George was scaring any top contenders in his comeback years, much less the champ. Tommy Morrison tooled Foreman in the ring FFS.

Peak Foreman was relatively slow, flat-footed, and could be rocked because his defense was iffy (see: Lyle fight). He'd stand right in front of Tyson, which is a disaster waiting to happen. Peak Tyson had all the tools to beat him. He isn't Frazier, eating three punches to land one left hook. Tyson was a monstrously hard-hitting combo fighter with superb defense and a solid chin. His only issue was stamina, but Foreman had issues with that as well.

Could Foreman win? Sure. He was the harder hitter, and Tyson would be taking big chances coming in on him. But to think he'd destroy Tyson, or the outcome has no chance of going the other way, is nonsense.

Back on topic though, the idea that two Rousey's could beat Tyson deserves a ban. Seriously. :facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

Done_And_Done
03-04-2015, 07:10 PM
And what is up with Tyson anyway? The guy isn't even a top 10 HW all time, he was so overrated it's a joke. Foreman would have knocked prime Tyson out within the first 2 rounds

I loathe your existence...

STATUTORY
03-04-2015, 07:18 PM
2 Rousey's would destroy Tyson. It's not like theyr'e going to stand there and let Tyson land a shot, which would obviously be a 1 hit ko. They're going to immediately shoot, grab his legs, and take him to the ground where he would have no idea WTF to do. At that point, they would just choke him out or break his arm.

I would almost say 1 Rousey could take Tyson, but the strength difference there is just too large. That's 100 lb differences and I think Tyson could probably prevent her from submitting him by brute force.

comon son, a fully devleoped male High school wrestler would WRECK Honda and it's not even close

ppl going full tard along with Joe and Dana

Sarcastic
03-04-2015, 08:50 PM
Who would win, 2 LeBron James vs 5 Ronda Rouseys?

red1
03-04-2015, 11:02 PM
2 Rousey's would destroy Tyson. It's not like theyr'e going to stand there and let Tyson land a shot, which would obviously be a 1 hit ko. They're going to immediately shoot, grab his legs, and take him to the ground where he would have no idea WTF to do. At that point, they would just choke him out or break his arm.

I would almost say 1 Rousey could take Tyson, but the strength difference there is just too large. That's 100 lb differences and I think Tyson could probably prevent her from submitting him by brute force.
:biggums:

Joyner82reload
03-04-2015, 11:44 PM
comon son, a fully devleoped male High school wrestler would WRECK Honda and it's not even close

ppl going full tard along with Joe and Dana

That's a man who is adept at wrestling. Tyson has NO IDEA what to do when he's on the ground. That is completely out of his element. Obviously if Rousey tried to stand up with him, she likely ends up in a coma after 1 haymaker

STATUTORY
03-05-2015, 12:00 AM
That's a man who is adept at wrestling. Tyson has NO IDEA what to do when he's on the ground. That is completely out of his element. Obviously if Rousey tried to stand up with him, she likely ends up in a coma after 1 haymaker

the fight start standing tho and these chicks are slooow compared to dudes, the difference is not clear since they fight each other but try to imagine that's tyson where tate is

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R26sSqqVV8g/Uwb11XfL98I/AAAAAAAAAHM/26OSq9Yxu_I/s1600/tate+hook.gif

LJJ
03-05-2015, 12:06 AM
the fight start standing tho and these chicks are slooow compared to dudes, the difference is not clear since they fight each other but try to imagine that's tyson where tate is

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-R26sSqqVV8g/Uwb11XfL98I/AAAAAAAAAHM/26OSq9Yxu_I/s1600/tate+hook.gif

Seeing shit like this makes me think I could take Rousey easy, let alone a pro fighter. Look at that hook.

PistonsFan#21
03-05-2015, 12:08 AM
2 Rousey's would destroy Tyson. It's not like theyr'e going to stand there and let Tyson land a shot, which would obviously be a 1 hit ko. They're going to immediately shoot, grab his legs, and take him to the ground where he would have no idea WTF to do. At that point, they would just choke him out or break his arm.

I would almost say 1 Rousey could take Tyson, but the strength difference there is just too large. That's 100 lb differences and I think Tyson could probably prevent her from submitting him by brute force.

:biggums:

a 15 year old Tyson would kill Ronda in less than 30 seconds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51090bGcoR8

Millslapped
03-05-2015, 12:22 AM
ppl also need to think about mentality. 99% of grown men would piss their pants if they had to fight tyson. rousey would have no confidence and tyson would kill her in like 10 seconds.

Legends66NBA7
03-05-2015, 12:27 AM
Tyson's usually overrated as hell, but man, now it's Roussey.

1 Rousey vs Tyson ? :biggums:

9erempiree
03-05-2015, 12:27 AM
You cannot expect her to beat someone bigger than her like Tyson.

She can beat someone like Floyd. Just because she can beat Floyd doesn't mean she can beat Iron Mike.

iamgine
03-05-2015, 01:04 AM
Yeah I'd say at least 3-4 Rousey to safely take down prime Tyson.

20 is way overkill. :wtf:

Joyner82reload
03-05-2015, 01:23 AM
LOL @ you idiots thinking Rousey couldn't hang with men due to differences in strength. Vs someone that's decent at MMA? Ya, she would get absolutely torched. But vs a boxer with no weapons outside of his striking? What's Tyson going to do when he's on the ground? Bite her?

http://i.minus.com/iDQoueOqGCmD9.gif

JohnFreeman
03-05-2015, 01:26 AM
God I would eat Ronda out

SugarHill
03-05-2015, 01:42 AM
LOL @ you idiots thinking Rousey couldn't hang with men due to differences in strength. Vs someone that's decent at MMA? Ya, she would get absolutely torched. But vs a boxer with no weapons outside of his striking? What's Tyson going to do when he's on the ground? Bite her?

http://i.minus.com/iDQoueOqGCmD9.gif
:rolleyes:

ThePhantomCreep
03-05-2015, 05:35 AM
You cannot expect her to beat someone bigger than her like Tyson.

She can beat someone like Floyd. Just because she can beat Floyd doesn't mean she can beat Iron Mike.

She can't beat Floyd either (and he's bigger than her too; says a lot about how diminutive she actually is).

Are you idiots even aware that her competition is the punchline to a really bad joke?

That_Admiral
03-05-2015, 05:46 AM
Tyson vs Rousey
http://i.imgur.com/x8YBaKt.gif

KingBeasley08
03-05-2015, 05:47 AM
Did someone just say one Roussey could beat Tyson? I agree, that's my opinion as well. A very reasonable conclusion




























:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

DCL
03-05-2015, 07:47 AM
shiet, mike would knock them out like they're cardboards

STATUTORY
03-05-2015, 02:31 PM
LOL @ you idiots thinking Rousey couldn't hang with men due to differences in strength. Vs someone that's decent at MMA? Ya, she would get absolutely torched. But vs a boxer with no weapons outside of his striking? What's Tyson going to do when he's on the ground? Bite her?

http://i.minus.com/iDQoueOqGCmD9.gif

She wouldn't even beat Ray Rice, in or out of the elevator

~primetime~
03-05-2015, 03:04 PM
Are you idiots even aware that her competition is the punchline to a really bad joke?
this...she is the champion of like 20 white trash MMA chicks

she is so overrated it is ridiculous...

PistonsFan#21
03-05-2015, 04:41 PM
[QUOTE=Joyner82reload]LOL @ you idiots thinking Rousey couldn't hang with men due to differences in strength. Vs someone that's decent at MMA? Ya, she would get absolutely torched. But vs a boxer with no weapons outside of his striking? What's Tyson going to do when he's on the ground? Bite her?


:biggums: bro are you serious or really that clueless?

http://sports-kings.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/mike033.jpg

This guy would absolutely crush her with just 1 connected punch. Hes been fighting and knocking out guys that are 230lbs+ for a career. A lot of those fights took less than 1 round.

What has Ronda done other than beating LITERALLY a bunch of p*ssies that weigh no more than 140lbs

Velocirap31
03-05-2015, 04:59 PM
Tyson's neck is ridiculous.

ThePhantomCreep
03-05-2015, 05:26 PM
The amazing thing about Tyson is the speed of his combos. Most power punchers are lumbering oafs like Foreman and Shavers, but Tyson had Ali speed on top of it. His left hooks are beautiful to watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2rpfX7Gi6Y

Someone in the comments section summed it up best--Tyson's fist aren't lethal weapons, they're weapons of mass destruction. Even cowering into a ball wouldn't prevent Rondo from getting hurt badly. MMA fans :facepalm

aj1987
03-05-2015, 05:27 PM
Tyson's neck is ridiculous.
Dude has no neck. It's just his traps connected to his head.

PistonsFan#21
03-05-2015, 07:28 PM
http://cs5865.vk.me/u103171025/-14/x_73cc2796.jpg

CelticBaller
03-06-2015, 12:23 AM
I'll take Mike

that would be like me vs. 20 teenage girls trained in karate...I'd whoop all 20
who the **** are you? 20 teenage girls can easily take down an average male adult :roll:

KingBeasley08
03-06-2015, 01:15 AM
who the **** are you? 20 teenage girls can easily take down an average male adult :roll:
agreed. if it was 5 of em, id agree with prime but 20 is insane. anyone would get overrun by a mob of 20 people

Graviton
03-06-2015, 01:28 AM
agreed. if it was 5 of em, id agree with prime but 20 is insane. anyone would get overrun by a mob of 20 people
20 5 year olds vs a grown man though.