Best Heckling You've ever heard/said

[beastee]

What is the best heckle aimed at a player or coach you personally have ever said at a game or heard from a fellow fan? I know all about Ficker, but wondered if there are any other annoying geniuses out there...

http://deadspin.com/legendary-heckler-robin-ficker-returned-to-the-nba-last-1575108194

[G0ATbe]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JBJqcRXdsk

[beastee]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JBJqcRXdsk
fat. check
old. check
alchohol. check.

Pretty much perfect. Repped!

[Derka]

2011 Celtics/Knicks game at the TD Garden.

It was me and a guy sitting behind me and we were absolutely laying into Amar'e Stoudamire anytime he was at the free throw line.

My best offering of the night: you know how he raises those protective glasses he wears when he's at the line? He missed one and I went at him with "Put the glasses back on cos you suck without em!" I'm proud to say that even Shaq laughed at that one and even Amar'e cracked a smile.

[warriorfan]

I heckled Beasley pretty well 2 seasons ago when the Suns came in town and I had some courtside tickets...he was starting to get really pissed and giving me and my buddies death stares. I don't even really remember what we were saying, we were all drinking a lot. It was pretty funny though.

[ralph_i_el]

I was at a Wizards game in 2010 and they were getting blown out. It was a weeknight and not many people were there. Me and some of my buddies started a "We want Earl" chant and got Earl Boykins put in. If you don't remember Earl, he was 5'5" 135lbs and could bench over 300 lbs lol

I got thrown out of a game the next season for being drunk and heckling Magic fans/players. I'm sure Dwight didn't hear me but I was being foul. I think they only tossed me because I was clearly underaged.

[Burgz V2]

was actually a baseball game. Rafael Palmeiro just started playing after the whole steroids thing. Was sitting behind the plate and the dudes around were letting this guy have it, mostly about how his wife outted him about his steroid use and how she claimed it affected his performance in the bedroom (unconfirmed)

dude was totally shook, had a horrible game. Looked so dejected after his last strikeout. I also distinctly remember Carlos Delgado going off for like 3 homers and like 7 RBI that game. good memory.

edit: actually, I sat courtside once and yelled at ref Mark Davis (by name) and I actually think he got shook because dude was shocked to hear his name from the crowd. Dude actually cleaned the calls up too, I remember he was giving a foul everytime a dude would try and steal an entry pass from behind in the post, and the other refs weren't. Told him he's clearly calling a different game because he's the only one calling it and there were a lot of post ups that game, but in much more colourful language (JV and Vucevic head-to-head matchup). Almost got kicked out for it actually because i was swearing in front of kids :lol

[beastee]

Keep em coming! Reps for all. This thread is a good time.

[Practice?]

"Good job, good effort."

[zoom17]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMR5Sc8W6r0

[You Cant Ban Me]

courtside seats when earl boykins was on the nuggets i screamed @ him shoot the ball you fking midget everytime he had the ball near me

[JohnMax]

Make sure you turn on HD

At 0:37 you can see him stand up directly behind the net. He looks like he actually has business to discuss with Bonner.

http://deadspin.com/this-heckler-at-staples-center-really-wants-matt-bonner-483874117
http://i.imgur.com/wINgJq3.png

[beastee]

Make sure you turn on HD

http://deadspin.com/this-heckler-at-staples-center-really-wants-matt-bonner-483874117
Look at me!!