How do you flirt with women?

[NBAplayoffs2001]

:pimp:

[JerrySeinfeld]

I just be nice to them, always there for them, and then patiently wait until they make a move

[KobesFinger]

Sexual banter and giving them the eyes

[Nanners]

with my eyebrows

[L.Kizzle]

Complement. Wait til a giggle. Go for the kill.

[CavaliersFTW]

I just be nice to them, always there for them, and then patiently wait until they make a move
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[BlazerRed]

I show them my *****.

[Jud]

Make sure you don't look like shit. Anyway, go up to the girl you like and sweet talk her. If she rejects you then...

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Pull out the "banana" :D

If that doesn't work thennnn... you're ****ed :confusedshrug:

[Patrick Chewing]

Grab their titties.

[ace23]

Bill Cosby style

[L.Kizzle]

Bill Cosby style
Zrbyt them?

[nathanjizzle]

ay gur, im gonna treat you like my pinky toe and bang you on every piece of furniture i have.

[The Iron Sheik]

tease her a bit, then once she seems at ease i escalate to physical contact. light touching, telling her she has small hands and measuring them against mine (always works). just have her relax. slide in some sexual innuendo from time to time as well, so she knows i'm sexually interested in her and not just trying to be that forgettable guy who make a cute joke.

[Budadiiii]

What? Women flirt with me.

[senelcoolidge]

I'm so shy. But there were times when I just had the confidence. Yesterday at my job we had some students who ride with us. I noticed this female student and she gave me that look like she's interested. I usually ignore it since I'm married anyway. But later I was checking my tools in a room and she just happen to come by and stand near me..like inviting me to talk to her. So I just struck a short conversation with her and left. But if I were a single guy I'd probably would have gone further. Just being nice is a great start.

[highwhey]

I make them laugh. I usually am looking to just get mega drunk tho so i usually end up forgeting about the mission

[InfiniteBaskets]

ay gur, im gonna treat you like my pinky toe and bang you on every piece of furniture i have.

What's the trick to that?

I always end up banging my big toe and my pinky toe remains unscathed.

[Jailblazers7]

Step 1: Don't have a shitty personality
Step 2: ???????
Step 3: Profit

[cuad]

roofies.

[Im Still Ballin]

Don't even bother about appearance bro

It's all about your game, son. Girls are like the Jedi trial verbal test from Master Zhar in Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic for PC and Xbox Original. If you say the right shit you cannot fail. Trust me bro, DON'T EVEN bother to work on your appearance. All you need is game. Become a pick-up artist, brother.

And I'll say it once more; Appearance is a waste of time!!!

[SexSymbol]

be a nice guy, a gentleman, and you'll succeed. Bad boys always lose and there is no such thing as "the game"

[LOLCATS]

People say to me that I am good at flirting. I never really practised it or made strategies or anything, I think I am just naturally good at it. I used to spend the majority of my twenties in clubs so I also had a lot of practise.

It is not too difficult if you sense an attraction between you, sometimes you don't need to do anything special and the conversation naturally progresses and things gain momentum by themselves.

[Im Still Ballin]

be a nice guy, a gentleman, and you'll succeed. Bad boys always lose and there is no such thing as "the game"
Lies, brother

Attraction is 100% game 0% nothing

[SexSymbol]

Lies, brother

Attraction is 100% game 0% nothing
No, you just have to be a funny guy, that has some confidence in him and respect for other players. And at the end of the day you have to have a good heart.
Then you'll end up with a smart cutie with a heart warming smile, instead of horny skanks, that you will leave after a week.
"Game" is for losers, who want to take advantage of the stupidest crop of women

[Akrazotile]

Ok, first:

I sliiiiide up to the bar
And say "I cant believe how f*cking fat you are."

And then to get her attention in the crowded place
I simply walk up and STICK MY NUTS IN HER FACE

[chosen_one6]

Ok, first:

I sliiiiide up to the bar
And say "I cant believe how f*cking fat you are."

And then to get her attention in the crowded place
I simply walk up and STICK MY NUTS IN HER FACE

Can confirm this works.

[warriorfan]

OP ask your mom she will tell you all about it

[bballnoob1192]

I just be nice to them, always there for them, and then patiently wait until they make a move
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[JohnnySic]

I never really understood "game". As if women are a toaster oven and you need to push the right buttons to get the desired result.

[BoogieWoogieMan]

I never really understood "game". As if women are a toaster oven and you need to push the right buttons to get the desired result.

A toaster oven is a game to you?

[RoseCity07]

Ok, first:

I sliiiiide up to the bar
And say "I cant believe how f*cking fat you are."

And then to get her attention in the crowded place
I simply walk up and STICK MY NUTS IN HER FACE

You have got to be the worst poster on this board.

[Burgz V2]

I just be nice to them, always there for them, and then patiently wait until they make a move

i dont think anyone has ever tried this before. And Im only half joking.

[Jnr Jnr]

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[Fawker]

you could be having sex right now

[Dragonyeuw]

Humor and confidence, two traits that many women in my experience like. Nothing too fancy, just show you are assured of yourself without being too cocky about it. Frankly, it gets much easier as you get older. Mature women(35+) are sexually confident, know that they want, and better at seeing through the BS flirtations. You can make your ultimate 'intentions' obvious without being obvious, if that makes sense.

[Im Still Ballin]

I hope no one took my comment seriously

[Nowitness]

All you have to do is find the goods parts about you (most posters on here seem like they have few, mental or psychical) tell them you're sure their dream guy has said qualities and ask them whether they want to have sex now or do the talking bit first.

It will work if the girl is attracted to you. Anywhere. Its works at the library.

[ILLsmak]

I never really understood "game". As if women are a toaster oven and you need to push the right buttons to get the desired result.

Game is what people do to mimic people who can do it naturally. It's arguable whether it works on worthwhile girls or, again , girls pretending to be the other half of the game.

Conversation is a game, when you think about it. I think it's interesting dude's can go in like I wanna have sex with this girl.

Getting laid is a talent. I think you gotta be a scumbag to really pull it off. Lying, trickery, preying...

-Smak

[sweggeh]

I am asexual so this doesn't apply to me.