A couple tips for getting women

[Im Still Ballin]

1. Plan your whole dialogue in advance

2. Write it down on your arm/leg, somewhere easily visible yet hidden from view (her)

3. DO NOT try to converse outside of the lines you have prepared. This would be foolish... Would you make up lines in a play? Exactly. You're on a date and you're auditioning for the part of a lifetime. Play it straight and soon you'll be fermenting your juices in her buns.

Keep calm and follow the guidelines. Women like a man with good game. She'll be star struck by the cohesiveness and flow of your sentences. You hear that? Orgasm

[SexSymbol]

Incredibly stupid

[Im Still Ballin]

You're so clueless it's funny

[KNOW1EDGE]

I hope your not serious op.

But if you are, it would explain your Internet persona.

[TheMarkMadsen]

i chuckled

[Im Still Ballin]

Attraction is 100% probability

That's why you should structure your dialogue in a flow-chart. Have every potential scenario listed and further branch them all out with more dialogue. If you have pretty much every potential scenario dialogue'd your chances with this women are pretty much 100% because you have covered every scenario with a counter-dialogue.

[Im Still Ballin]

Getting girls isn't rocket science. It's all about finding that perfect dialogue and re-using it on every girl you meet. All girls are the same

[LOLCATS]

This would be very unlikely to work well. However, its true that sometimes I see myself getting different girls numbers by saying almost always the same things.

[Im Still Ballin]

My advice would be to try and mess around with your dialogue a bit...

Get a thesaurus and try buff up some of your words. Complex words says to a girl that you're smart and literate

Try mix things around, optimize the sentence structure/flow

You want your dialogue to appear as real as possible. Natural...

[warriorfan]

:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[pinhead]

To get an elegant, beautiful, sophisticated English girl you need a bit of charm and wit. To get a fat piece of American trash a big mac should be enough.

[Straight_Ballin]

To get an elegant, beautiful, sophisticated English girl you need a bit of charm and wit. To get a fat piece of American trash a big mac should be enough.

What are you even talking about? When I went to England I just pulled out the old tea and crumpets line and the women were fascinated. I had most of them goblin my cone by first red light.

[oarabbus]

To get an elegant, beautiful, sophisticated English girl you need a bit of charm and wit. To get a fat piece of American trash a big mac should be enough.


Beautiful English girl? You mean all 3 of them?

No thanks I'd rather go for a German, French, Spanish, Northern European girl.

[IcanzIIravor]

1. Plan your whole dialogue in advance

2. Write it down on your arm/leg, somewhere easily visible yet hidden from view (her)

3. DO NOT try to converse outside of the lines you have prepared. This would be foolish... Would you make up lines in a play? Exactly. You're on a date and you're auditioning for the part of a lifetime. Play it straight and soon you'll be fermenting your juices in her buns.

Keep calm and follow the guidelines. Women like a man with good game. She'll be star struck by the cohesiveness and flow of your sentences. You hear that? Orgasm

My experience is doing something like this would come off very stilted and formulaic. Unless you're going after dumb needy teens or girls desperate for a man that isn't the best way to go after them.

[DonD13]

Attraction is 100% probability

That's why you should structure your dialogue in a flow-chart. Have every potential scenario listed and further branch them all out with more dialogue. If you have pretty much every potential scenario dialogue'd your chances with this women are pretty much 100% because you have covered every scenario with a counter-dialogue.

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[BRabbiT]

..structure your dialogue in a flow-chart.... further branch them all out with more dialogue.



flow charts are awesome on dates:bowdown:

[Im Still Ballin]

flow charts are awesome on dates:bowdown:
Exactly

How can you lose when you have all potential scenarios covered

You can't

It's not mathematically possible

[riseagainst]

OP is a confirmed virgin.

cringe worthy.
:facepalm

[Nowitness]

To get an elegant, beautiful, sophisticated English girl you need a bit of charm and wit. To get a fat piece of American trash a big mac should be enough.

You ever actually met a English women? Trust me, they are not like the depiction they're given, most just want a guy who is a bit arrogant. Not everyone is Emma Watson.

[Jailblazers7]

Attraction is 100% probability

That's why you should structure your dialogue in a flow-chart. Have every potential scenario listed and further branch them all out with more dialogue. If you have pretty much every potential scenario dialogue'd your chances with this women are pretty much 100% because you have covered every scenario with a counter-dialogue.

What the **** does that even mean? :oldlol:

[ButterFace]

3. DO NOT try to converse outside of the lines you have prepared. This would be foolish... Would you make up lines in a play? Exactly.



You never heard of an audible?

[~primetime~]

OP is spot on

I have an in depth flow chart I use during sex...lets me know what position to resort to when certain things happen. I'd be lost without it.

[Jailblazers7]

OP is spot on

I have an in depth flow chart I use during sex...lets me know what position to resort to when certain things happen. I'd be lost without it.

Same. I always schedule my orgasm to happen right before she can get one. Nothing keeps a woman wanting more like never making her orgasm.

[TheMan]

Getting girls isn't rocket science. It's all about finding that perfect dialogue and re-using it on every girl you meet. All girls are the same
No wonder you're single, every girl isn't the same you moron.

You're as clueless about women as you are about hoops...not surprised.

[NZStreetBaller]

How about creating rapport first. Find common and relative subjects.

And above all just relax.... people can sense nervouses. And saying that its the audition of a lifetime will just make you nervous. You cant perform well with that amount of pressure. See 2011 nba finals

[Lebron23]

You need to ask the Op for advise.

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[The Iron Sheik]

No wonder you're single, every girl isn't the same you moron.

You're as clueless about women as you are about hoops...not surprised.

they really are. every woman has the same biological instincts

[IamRAMBO24]

1. Plan your whole dialogue in advance

2. Write it down on your arm/leg, somewhere easily visible yet hidden from view (her)

3. DO NOT try to converse outside of the lines you have prepared. This would be foolish... Would you make up lines in a play? Exactly. You're on a date and you're auditioning for the part of a lifetime. Play it straight and soon you'll be fermenting your juices in her buns.

Keep calm and follow the guidelines. Women like a man with good game. She'll be star struck by the cohesiveness and flow of your sentences. You hear that? Orgasm

1. Wrong assumption. Attraction is instant. Some girls will only go for certain guys and vice versa; there is really no exact formula on how to get a girl since there are so many out there that don't think the same way.

2. A conversation can go in a lot of different ways depending on her level of interest. Planning your conversation in advance is not only unrealistic but it could actually build up more anxiety. The guys I've seen who spit the best games are the ones who can improvise and carry on the conversation with confidence.

Anyways, I'm a small d*ck short asian guy. What do I know?

[TheMan]

they really are. every woman has the same biological instincts
I meant in terms of personality.