How would Andre Miller do at your local basketball court?

[Taller than CP3]

The guy is approaching 50 and has been in the NBA for almost 30 years. He has logged in a ton of minutes. Standing at only 5'11", do you think he can still hang with the younger guys? How would he do at your local park? Would you be able to score on him?

[IncarceratedBob]

He'd dominate. If you put Andre Miller on any NCAA Division 1 team he would average 40/10/10 for the year.

[ralph_i_el]

The guy is approaching 50 and has been in the NBA for almost 30 years. He has logged in a ton of minutes. Standing at only 5'11", do you think he can still hang with the younger guys? How would he do at your local park? Would you be able to score on him?

He's 38 and over 6'

He'd dominate any local court at his skill level. He would know exactly when you're out of position and just jog past you. He'd be the best shooter, and if he got pissed he'd just post dudes up.

[inclinerator]

He'd dominate. If you put Andre Miller on any NCAA Division 1 team he would average 40/10/10 for the year.
yes to the first no to the second

[Taller than CP3]

I seriously hope you guys are kidding. Andre would get eaten alive at Rucker Park.

[CarlosBoozer]

He'll cross young bloods over and post up if he feels it, no normal person could hang with Andre despite his age.

[IncarceratedBob]

I seriously hope you guys are kidding. Andre would get eaten alive at Rucker Park.
If that were true why aren't all these Rucker guys in the NBA?

[Fudge]

He's probably the least athletic lightskin player in the history of sports. Dude is like the one uncle in your family that schools all the younger nigas on the court every time they run.

He'd embarrass every single one of you out there, except for me, simply because i'm more athletic, stronger, and i'm capable to stand my ground while he operates in the post.

[ralph_i_el]

I seriously hope you guys are kidding. Andre would get eaten alive at Rucker Park.
Then why aren't those guys in the NBA? Miller is smart. You don't need to be a beast athletically to get past somebody. He makes big men in the NBA look silly with all his craftiness. I know you've played with guys who just KNOW when to take that first step to the rim when the guy guarding you is a little bit off balance. Miller would be the best guy on the court (for 15 minutes until he's dry heaving and needs a rest)

[ralph_i_el]

He's probably the least athletic lightskin player in the history of sports. Dude is like the one uncle in your family that schools all the younger nigas on the court every time they run.

He'd embarrass every single one of you out there, except for me, simply because i'm more athletic, stronger, and i'm capable to stand my ground while he operates in the post.

Naw you're a skinny little bitch

[Fudge]

Naw you're a skinny little bitch
http://i.imgur.com/WGyR7cX.gif

[buddha]

Then why aren't those guys in the NBA? Miller is smart.

you answered your own question dicknuts.

[JimmyMcAdocious]

Miller plays exactly like those old ****ers who wreck all the kids on the court.

Except he does it at 6-2 and with enough basketball talent to have a 16+ years NBA career.

[Rake2204]

He'd be absolutely dominant at my local court. Actually, on second thought, there's probably a good chance he wouldn't dominate because he'd be so unthreatened by his competition that he'd dial everything down 90%... at which point he'd probably still dominate.

I matched up against a 44-year-old Lindsey Hunter last week and it wasn't too crazy. He could still stroke. Miller's younger, better, and still active in the NBA though.

[ClipperRevival]

He would freaken dominate. Are you kidding me? Basketball is a game of skill and when you have it like Miller, you can toy with 99.9999999% of the world.

[RoundMoundOfReb]

He would absolutely destroy. First of all most people who play in the park have no clue about simple defensive concepts like how/when to rotate...it's a lot of 1-on-1 and considering how good andre miller is posting up he would score every time.

[ralph_i_el]

http://i.imgur.com/WGyR7cX.gif

naw dude I'm 7'6" 400lbs and I have a 50 inch vert.

No of course I won't post and pics or videos of myself:rolleyes:

Anyone can run their mouth on the internet. I've actually posted my 100 shot vid. Where you at?

[KNOW1EDGE]

He would own the fuhck out of any gym in America

[Fudge]

naw dude I'm 7'6" 400lbs and I have a 50 inch vert.

No of course I won't post and pics or videos of myself:rolleyes:

Anyone can run their mouth on the internet. I've actually posted my 100 shot vid. Where you at?
Like I said, Rafael. Peanut butter and jealous.

[ralph_i_el]

Like I said, Rafael. Peanut butter and jealous.
you won't show your face because you're a fat bastard

[Fudge]

you won't show your face because you're a fat bastard
I'm a skinny little bitch and a fat bastard. Which one is it, Rafael?

[warriorfan]

he would destroy everyone, that cat is so sick at bball....strong and crafty and always finds a way to the hoop

[iamgine]

I think it would depend on his team. He'll be the best point guard/player for sure but if his teammates is bad then he can't make them good. He'll be double teamed every possession and will be forced to give up the ball often. Would create havoc on the fast break though. If he has one or two other decent player on his team...it would be very hard to stop his team.

[ralph_i_el]

I'm a skinny little bitch and a fat bastard. Which one is it, Rafael?

skinny fat. Just a skeleton with no muscles on it and saggy fat hanging off of it

[DCL]

he'd f--king dominate

then we'd give him a statue at our park

[Fudge]

skinny fat. Just a skeleton with no muscles on it and saggy fat hanging off of it
Yeah right.

10% body fat, bitch. :pimp:

[Im Still Ballin]

He's peanut butter and jealous!!!!

[Cocaine80s]

I doubt Andrew Miller could even make a high school varsity team at this point

[oarabbus]

I seriously hope you guys are kidding. Andre would get eaten alive at Rucker Park.


OP has downs syndrome guys be easy on him

[ILLsmak]

still remember when that dude dropped 50. That was probably the most surprising thing I've ever seen in the NBA.

-Smak

[Foster5k]

Professional basketball player > anybody at your local park.

It would be the Pepsi commercial all over again. The one where Kyrie dressed up as an old man and took those park ballers to school. Andre Miller would do the same.

[Pushxx]

Brian Scalabrine would shit all over your local gym. Reality check, mother****ers.

[SyRyanYang]

Dude doesn't jump much, doesn't have a quick release, isn't very athletic and score 52 points in a NBA game.