I just had the weirdest omegle conversation....

[1987_Lakers]

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: asl?

Stranger: f 23 England

You: 24 m usa

You: california

You: what u up to?

Stranger: cool

Stranger: idk

You: lol

You: what brings u to omegle?

You: bored?

Stranger: ya just finding guys

You: what time is it over there?

Stranger: like 1:00 you?

You: am or pm?

Stranger: am

You: its 11:00 pm over here

You: how do you look like?

Stranger: nice let's do something

You: like what?

Stranger: skirt and jacket that goes just below my boobs

You: ooo I like

You: how big are your boobs?

Stranger: ya you do

Stranger: b size

Stranger: how big is your d.ic.k

You: 7-8 inches

Stranger: I like

You: what would you do to it if it was in your face right now?

Stranger: suck and drink the sperm from it

Stranger: or stick it in my p.u.ssy.

You: oh my god....

You: I would lick your p.uss.y first so you can be nice and wet

Stranger: is that to bad for you?

You: no

You: its great

Stranger: OK good

You: you have a boyfriend?

Stranger: lick the eggs out of me and cook them

Stranger: no

You: hahaha

You: u a virgin?

Stranger: I of course not

You: how old were u when u lost it?

Stranger: I was 15

You: wow. how did it happen?

Stranger: you tell how it happened to you first

Stranger: i wish you were here so you can punish me

You: I was 16. It was with an 18 year old. I somehow seduced her. I was driving a car and rubbing her clit at the same time...

You: I drove home and we started drinking...

You: I took her to my room...

Stranger: I hate you you were with another girl

Stranger has disconnected.

:oldlol:

[Smook A.]

"lick the eggs out of me and cook them"

WTF :oldlol:

[chosen_one6]

Stranger: hi

You: hello

You: asl?

Stranger: f 23 England

You: 24 m usa

You: california

You: what u up to?

Stranger: cool

Stranger: idk

You: lol

You: what brings u to omegle?

You: bored?

Stranger: ya just finding guys

You: what time is it over there?

Stranger: like 1:00 you?

You: am or pm?

Stranger: am

You: its 11:00 pm over here



Fake. England isn't 2 hours ahead.

[1987_Lakers]

Fake. England isn't 2 hours ahead.
typo

[JebronLames]

Hidden brag about having a 7-8 inch dick :oldlol:

[Im Still Ballin]

Hidden brag about having a 7-8 inch dick :oldlol:
Obvious lie detected

When you actually have a large ***** you comfortably know it

I would bet that OP is between 5.5-6.5 as 85% of guys are.

[chosen_one6]

typo

How is that a typo? England isn't 14 hours ahead, so it wasn't 1pm.

You got caught in a lie :lol

[kNIOKAS]

What a shallow interaction. No wonder you both having relationship problems

[oarabbus]

How is that a typo? England isn't 14 hours ahead, so it wasn't 1pm.

You got caught in a lie :lol


lmao if it was really a typo as he says then that means he typed out that whole post :roll:

[sundizz]

Wow hahahahahahaha OP you are a dummy.

It's 2015 and you can't even fake a convo properly lol.

[theballerFKA Ace]

How is that a typo? England isn't 14 hours ahead, so it wasn't 1pm.

You got caught in a lie :lol


He's been lying for 8 years with this account. He's not a Lakers fan, he's not even from California. He's from MA, and a Boston fan.

http://i58.tinypic.com/qyfrs4.jpg



His Bio from the old BleacherReport forums:



I am a life-long Boston sports fan – I was raised on Larry Bird and the Boston Celtics. I remember spending many a Saturday afternoon as a little kid, listening to my dad’s Celtics Pride records (yes, records) about the Celtics of the 1960s.

He was easy to find because he used to post the same topics word for word on ISH and BR. That and he used to always make topics of greatest teams ever assembled, but always declare Celtics best.

[Shade8780]

That shameless lowkey bragging...

http://media.giphy.com/media/qox1yTvzRLFUk/giphy.gif

[Theoo]

yea omegle girl are all mother****er spoiled girl teenager , cant have proper ***** there . i have some very wierd omegle conversation as well

Stranger: Was geht?

You: gut und du

You: bist du madchen

Stranger: ja wieso?

You: gut

You: you are beautiful like every corn of sand to the beach and ray of sunlights in rainbow

Stranger: u haven't even seen me?

You: i know it

You: you are from german yes

Stranger: i know but you still haven't seen my

Stranger: me/

You: i can see your soul when writing

Stranger: ah okay

Stranger: where are u from?

You: im just ordinary guy from iceland.. in very famous hip hop band.. and have 11 inch penase.. :)

Stranger: cool story bro

Stranger: what's the name of the band?

You: bbytches

You: what are you babey

Stranger: but they aren't famous?

You: wearing

You: they are

Stranger: really?

Stranger: are they on youtube?

You: yes. did ulisten to crytch before

Stranger: nope

You: very famous with german

You: what are your name

Stranger: Laura

You: ur looking to my penase arent u laura

Stranger: no

Stranger: can't find it

You: famous rapper penase

You: im also big basketballs fan

You: what to u say i make a hole through basketballs and fk** u through the basketballs and into your vagine

You: my penase are so big it will fit inside both

Stranger: it's so tiny i can't even see it using a magnifier

You: laura did u not listen when i say itare 11 inch penase?

You: u hurt to my feelings becuse im tryingto be romantic here

Stranger: i didn't get that part

Stranger: that's not romantic

You: u rnot basketball fan?

Stranger: no

You: well no problem.. we can put picture of justin beiber to the basketball or whatever girl like these days and u well like it then

Stranger: no

You: u like it if my ***** come out of justi nbeiber mouth huh

Stranger: that would not work

Stranger: or at least not if i had to see you

You: well wat the hell do u want

You: im a FAMOUS rapper

You: who r u

You: laura pls

Stranger: pic or didn't happen

You: just google bbytches we have thousands of views

You: u come to my concert ok

Stranger: na google does not find anything

Stranger: that smelly smell

You: will u fk** me or not

Stranger: send me a link and i will believe you

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDocVtiosN0

You: almost 500 view :)

You: tell my when u have your panties off

You: to you have a basketball?

You: you can maybe rub your vagine to it

Stranger: that sounds like shit

You: fk** u u dont appreciate good music

Stranger: and 500 views is not famous at all

Stranger: i do

You: why do we have romantic time when u do this to my

Stranger: but that is not good

You: well u know what alot girls want my 11 inch penase so whatever

You: fk** u

Stranger: okay

You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: m

Stranger: what's up?

You: im girl

You: o wow just horny

Stranger: age?

You: 16 year vigin girl

You: im a vigin girl have no penase inside me

Stranger: wanna have sex chat?

Stranger: I'll tell you how I gonna make you ***

You: m yes

Stranger: what are you wearing?

You: rly my vagine are almost ready after surgery

You: ready for penase

You: .. imnaked..

Stranger: surgery?

Stranger: what surgery?

You: dude you will fk** me or just talk the whole ltime or what

You: i told u im naked

Stranger: I gonna kiss your neck goood

You: oh yeah i take my boxers off

You: my panties

You: kiss my boobs to

Stranger: lick a little before I kiss it, and then I'm gonna kiss my way down to your nipples

Stranger: and I lick your boobs all around your nipples, but I don't suck them ;)

Stranger: just to tease you

You: m o ya to u like them there real almost there real

Stranger has disconnected.
:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm

[ArbitraryWater]

yea omegle girl are all mother****er spoiled girl teenager , cant have proper ***** there . i have some very wierd omegle conversation as well

Stranger: Was geht?

You: gut und du

You: bist du madchen

Stranger: ja wieso?

You: gut

You: you are beautiful like every corn of sand to the beach and ray of sunlights in rainbow

Stranger: u haven't even seen me?

You: i know it

You: you are from german yes

Stranger: i know but you still haven't seen my

Stranger: me/

You: i can see your soul when writing

Stranger: ah okay

Stranger: where are u from?

You: im just ordinary guy from iceland.. in very famous hip hop band.. and have 11 inch penase.. :)

Stranger: cool story bro

Stranger: what's the name of the band?

You: bbytches

You: what are you babey

Stranger: but they aren't famous?

You: wearing

You: they are

Stranger: really?

Stranger: are they on youtube?

You: yes. did ulisten to crytch before

Stranger: nope

You: very famous with german

You: what are your name

Stranger: Laura

You: ur looking to my penase arent u laura

Stranger: no

Stranger: can't find it

You: famous rapper penase

You: im also big basketballs fan

You: what to u say i make a hole through basketballs and fk** u through the basketballs and into your vagine

You: my penase are so big it will fit inside both

Stranger: it's so tiny i can't even see it using a magnifier

You: laura did u not listen when i say itare 11 inch penase?

You: u hurt to my feelings becuse im tryingto be romantic here

Stranger: i didn't get that part

Stranger: that's not romantic

You: u rnot basketball fan?

Stranger: no

You: well no problem.. we can put picture of justin beiber to the basketball or whatever girl like these days and u well like it then

Stranger: no

You: u like it if my ***** come out of justi nbeiber mouth huh

Stranger: that would not work

Stranger: or at least not if i had to see you

You: well wat the hell do u want

You: im a FAMOUS rapper

You: who r u

You: laura pls

Stranger: pic or didn't happen

You: just google bbytches we have thousands of views

You: u come to my concert ok

Stranger: na google does not find anything

Stranger: that smelly smell

You: will u fk** me or not

Stranger: send me a link and i will believe you

You: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDocVtiosN0

You: almost 500 view :)

You: tell my when u have your panties off

You: to you have a basketball?

You: you can maybe rub your vagine to it

Stranger: that sounds like shit

You: fk** u u dont appreciate good music

Stranger: and 500 views is not famous at all

Stranger: i do

You: why do we have romantic time when u do this to my

Stranger: but that is not good

You: well u know what alot girls want my 11 inch penase so whatever

You: fk** u

Stranger: okay

You have disconnected.
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Stranger: hi

You: hello

Stranger: m

Stranger: what's up?

You: im girl

You: o wow just horny

Stranger: age?

You: 16 year vigin girl

You: im a vigin girl have no penase inside me

Stranger: wanna have sex chat?

Stranger: I'll tell you how I gonna make you ***

You: m yes

Stranger: what are you wearing?

You: rly my vagine are almost ready after surgery

You: ready for penase

You: .. imnaked..

Stranger: surgery?

Stranger: what surgery?

You: dude you will fk** me or just talk the whole ltime or what

You: i told u im naked

Stranger: I gonna kiss your neck goood

You: oh yeah i take my boxers off

You: my panties

You: kiss my boobs to

Stranger: lick a little before I kiss it, and then I'm gonna kiss my way down to your nipples

Stranger: and I lick your boobs all around your nipples, but I don't suck them ;)

Stranger: just to tease you

You: m o ya to u like them there real almost there real

Stranger has disconnected.
:facepalm :facepalm :facepalm


:roll: :roll: :applause:

So, you can spek German?

[Theoo]

yes im fluent to english icelandic and german

[gts]

lmao if it was really a typo as he says then that means he typed out that whole post :roll:


yep..

how sad is that :lol Bad enough he can't interact with girls in real life he actually has to make up stories about interacting with total strangers to try and impress other total strangers

[ArbitraryWater]

yes im fluent to english icelandic and german

Hmm.. I wanna speak German with you.. Sometime I'll hit ya up to contact the great theoo over omegle or some shit.. <3


BTW: I hope he didnt make the OP up.. don't believe he did.. that'd be way too pathetic.

[ace23]

I don't understand why you would make this up...the ****?

[KingBeasley08]

damn I like op doe but we might be lookin at a dfish/vc level exposure here

[1987_Lakers]

Idiots really think I typed this:oldlol:

[YouGotServed]

But you said it was a typo. The f*ck? lol