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Akrazotile
03-08-2015, 09:33 PM
So yeah, I have a neighbor who asked me if I knew anything about em, which I dont of course because my sausage is 12 inches long and thicker than most of yall's forearms, but I promised him I'd ask around.

Anyway where can I get one? (for my neighbor) How well do they work? Is it painful to use? Is it permanent? These are all things my neighbor is desperate to find out.

Again, this is not for me, I was blessed with a dick God himself envies, but like for the sake of my neighbor, can anyone provide insight on p*nis pumps to help out those poor devils whose teeny weenie makes them practically break down in tears every single night in their uptown apartment, wanting to just punch a friggin hole in the wall and scream out "Lord, why did you do this to me????"

Dudes like my neighbor. (Not me, I'm huge).

STATUTORY
03-08-2015, 10:01 PM
my neighbor says it's a better alternative than some over the counter solutions, you also work up some adrenaline pumping that thing for a few minutes and that realy amplify the effect

according to neighbor

highwhey
03-08-2015, 11:11 PM
Just use 'swim' - it's better than 'my neighbor'

L.Kizzle
03-08-2015, 11:21 PM
Go to your local sex shop.

code green
03-09-2015, 10:50 AM
Pumps are only temporary. :rolleyes: Try this simple math instead.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-bC109bUZnBU/TfFeeE5URII/AAAAAAAAApc/BxItRUh1ndM/s1600/Weiner+wiener.jpg

Plus

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31og9kppTnL.jpg

Plus

http://www.homedepot.com/catalog/productImages/400/99/990ebab8-41a7-41a3-aa87-6b5f1f778fd9_400.jpg =

Equals

https://mlblogsbaseballsnatcher.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hotdog141.jpg

fiddy
03-09-2015, 11:06 AM
pеnis not peenis

JtotheIzzo
03-09-2015, 11:13 AM
seems painful

Im Still Ballin
03-09-2015, 11:17 AM
It's clear you watched way too much porn growing up