moaz
03-10-2015, 04:49 PM
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I remember when the Chuck Norris facts have begun to circulate, some coworkers and me used to try inventing some at the end of work everyday for about 3 months :oldlol:.
Here is an arbitrary list of the best 50 (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
[LIST=1]
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn
I remember when the Chuck Norris facts have begun to circulate, some coworkers and me used to try inventing some at the end of work everyday for about 3 months :oldlol:.
Here is an arbitrary list of the best 50 (http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/chuck-norris-top-50-facts
[LIST=1]
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Some magicians can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
When Chuck Norris does a push up, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris doesn