my buddy says he seen people fight apes in taiwan

[King Jane]

so you know how i said id swing on an ape if it charged me

well turns out my buddy has seen people fight apes in fight clubs when he was livin in taiwan

says the apes are ungainly looking but strong

but also says trained fighters fukked em up real bad since apes dont know how to fight an that apes are usually ascared

exactly what i told yall before

so i stand by my opinion that any one with an ounce of training would **** up a dimwitted ape in a fight

no disease ridden ape can touch me in a fight

[ButterFace]

Not surprising that you don't have smart friends.

[sweggeh]

This is some amazing bullshit. Apes can rip a persons arm off. Their speed of attack is faster than any human can likely reach.

Also, the apes being "scared" just means a more painful death for these imaginary fighters.

We should get an ape to **** you in the ass, you bitch ass lying ass *****.

[King Jane]

This is some amazing bullshit. Apes can rip a persons arm off. Their speed of attack is faster than any human can likely reach.

Also, the apes being "scared" just means a more painful death for these imaginary fighters.

We should get an ape to **** you in the ass, you bitch ass lying ass *****.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDYyv-iLmRY

try an tell me again how fast an ape is

clumsy an ungainly AF

no skills not very smart

extremely slow

all they got is retard strength if u can avoid gettin wrapped up you can pound on it all day

[King Jane]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NCW5_kubWU
big dumb and slow

[chosen_one6]

http://i.imgur.com/6ajhutJ.gif

Thats how grenades are thrown by humans :oldlol:

But we didn't evolve from apes...

[iamgine]

Thats how grenades are thrown by humans :oldlol:

But we didn't evolve from apes...
Nope but we are devolving into apes.

[Swaggin916]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NCW5_kubWU

The Gorilla is like :banana:

[King Jane]

parently in taiwan they set up fights regularly of beast vs man

my buddy got stories i aint even repeat :lol

[outbreak]

You realise these are like the cruel fights they used to have in Russia between humans and bears where they would declaw and defang the animal while starving and beating it. It's not a representation of how an ape attack in real life would occur.

[CasterL]

Are you that guy who was convinced he could defeat a silverback through his use of "armbar" and "splaying"? God that was an amazing thread.

[thefatmiral]

The Gorilla is like :banana:
gorilla bomb

[boozehound]

what the **** do you mean by an ape? We are technically apes (great apes, along with chimps, orangutans and gorillas. There are also lesser apes like gibbons).

[King Jane]

what the **** do you mean by an ape? We are technically apes (great apes, along with chimps, orangutans and gorillas. There are also lesser apes like gibbons).
apes like koko the ape

you know banana having apes

king kong is an ape

and no humans are not apes

apes sling shit while we build empires and iphones apes is just another dumb beast that shits in the jungle

[King Jane]

Are you that guy who was convinced he could defeat a silverback through his use of "armbar" and "splaying"? God that was an amazing thread.
nah that aint me thats crazy

i would not try an grapple with an ape cause they are strong i would swing on one if it charged

they are slow so i would give it a two piece and knock it out with the swiftness

[tomtucker]

:facepalm ...........if was not in taiwan, it was a McDonalds in brooklyn

[SugarHill]

nah that aint me thats crazy

i would not try an grapple with an ape cause they are strong i would swing on one if it charged

they are slow so i would give it a two piece and knock it out with the swiftness
:oldlol:

[Budadiiii]

:facepalm ...........if was not in taiwan, it was a McDonalds in brooklyn
:roll: :roll: :roll:

[ButterFace]

apes like koko the ape

you know banana having apes

king kong is an ape

and no humans are not apes

apes sling shit while we build empires and iphones apes is just another dumb beast that shits in the jungle

Humans are apes. And humans also eat bananas, dumbass.

[tomtucker]

:roll: :roll: :roll:
......http://www.humoron.com/smileys/cool.png

[GimmeThat]

Good thing people dont steal ape shit

#politics

[King Jane]

im hopin to get a video of an ape fight on worldstar

[JEFFERSON MONEY]

Alien DNA (Adam) + Homo Erectus = Homo Sapien

[Siemens]

Alien DNA (Adam) + Homo Erectus = Homo Sapien

:eek: