Why do people piss in the shower?

[Heavincent]

Does it feel good or something? I never understood the point.

[Fudge]

When I was 16 showering with my brother and parents, that shit pissed me the hell off. My bro did it WHILE in the shower WITH me. Pissing all over my leg and shit. :facepalm Shit's fuccing disgusting.

[Heavincent]

When I was 16 showering with my brother and parents, that shit pissed me the hell off. My bro did it WHILE in the shower WITH me. Pissing all over my leg and shit. :facepalm Shit's fuccing disgusting.

That's something we can all relate to.

[Jud]

Wait, you don't do it? So what do you do when you gotta take a piss while you're in the shower? You just rush out of your tub and go on the toilet while having water dripping from your body everywhere? I'd only do that if I needed to take a shit. Pissing while you're taking a shower is normal. It all washes off anyway :confusedshrug:

[BasedTom]

When I was 16 showering with my brother and parents, that shit pissed me the hell off. My bro did it WHILE in the shower WITH me. Pissing all over my leg and shit. :facepalm Shit's fuccing disgusting.
http://i1.kwejk.pl/k/obrazki/2012/06/f01c52211b269066c3e4362afae6172b.png

[Akrazotile]

So.. Ok, you wanna waste over a gallon of water just to flush a single piss when youre already standing in the shower and can excrete urinary fluids in a far more eco-friendly way??





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[Jud]

When I was 16 showering with my brother and parents, that shit pissed me the hell off. My bro did it WHILE in the shower WITH me. Pissing all over my leg and shit. :facepalm Shit's fuccing disgusting.
I know you're not being serious but :roll: :roll:

[BasedTom]

Wait, you don't do it? So what do you do when you gotta take a piss while you're in the shower? You just rush out of your tub and go on the toilet while having water dripping from your body everywhere? I'd only do that if I needed to take a shit. Pissing while you're taking a shower is normal. It all washes off anyway :confusedshrug:
...or you just can piss in the toilet from the shower like civilised people do

[Jud]

...or you just can piss in the toilet from the shower like civilised people do
My bathroom is different though. And I don't think I've ever heard anyone do what you just said :lol

[BasedTom]

My bathroom is different though. And I don't think I've ever heard anyone do what you just said :lol
you're a dog, what the **** do you know

[iamgine]

Does it feel good or something? I never understood the point.
Well you wanna pee so you pee. :confusedshrug:

[Jud]

you're a dog, what the **** do you know
You sayin dogs aren't smart? Damn man.

[Milbuck]

I always hold in my morning piss until I'm in the shower. Brush my teeth in the shower too. Really the only thing I don't do in the shower is shit. You guys remember that scene from the Mummy Returns where the big black dude and the kid are sitting at a table, and he gets pissed and sticks a knife on the table where the kid was placing his hand, and he just barely stabs in between the kid's fingers? Idk why but it's always stuck with me, I always try to aim my shower piss in between my toes. It's weirdly relaxing, like playing flappy bird without the obnoxious feeling when you lose, you can't tell when you screw up because it just feels like part of the shower.

[Akrazotile]

I always hold in my morning piss until I'm in the shower. Brush my teeth in the shower too. Really the only thing I don't do in the shower is shit. You guys remember that scene from the Mummy Returns where the big black dude and the kid are sitting at a table, and he gets pissed and sticks a knife on the table where the kid was placing his hand, and he just barely stabs in between the kid's fingers? Idk why but it's always stuck with me, I always try to aim my shower piss in between my toes. It's weirdly relaxing, like playing flappy bird without the obnoxious feeling when you lose, you can't tell when you screw up because it just feels like part of the shower.














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[navy]

Does it feel good or something? I never understood the point.
Why not pee in the shower?

[Cocaine80s]

SOmetimes i shit in my shower to save time


Of course i pull out the drain so the shit goes down swiftly

[Kungfro]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOlGMPE68Bo

[iamgine]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOlGMPE68Bo
People actually not pee in the shower? :biggums:

This is entirely new information.

[tomtucker]

SOmetimes i shit in my shower to save time


Of course i pull out the drain so the shit goes down swiftly

i do the same, but i have a bathtub.......funny as hell when a big turd is floating in the water.....i play with it, pretending it

[tomtucker]

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if the shit is big enough , you can make it into a island and play with lego bricks
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http://epicfunforkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Lego-Star-Wars-Yodas-Swamp-Bubbling-Slime-Activity-for-Kids-11.jpg

[El Kabong]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOlGMPE68Bo
"It's all pipes!"

[ArbitraryWater]

:biggums:

Whats wrong with peeing in the shower?!

I even brush my teeth in the shower.

[alenleomessi]

my feet are always cold when i get in the shower so i usually pee on them to maker them warm.. its pretty cool

[KyrieTheFuture]

It's ****ing disgusting. Wait 4 minutes and piss after your shower.

[Andrei89]

I thought everybody pees in the shower.:wtf:

[Dresta]

I always hold in my morning piss until I'm in the shower. Brush my teeth in the shower too. Really the only thing I don't do in the shower is shit. You guys remember that scene from the Mummy Returns where the big black dude and the kid are sitting at a table, and he gets pissed and sticks a knife on the table where the kid was placing his hand, and he just barely stabs in between the kid's fingers? Idk why but it's always stuck with me, I always try to aim my shower piss in between my toes. It's weirdly relaxing, like playing flappy bird without the obnoxious feeling when you lose, you can't tell when you screw up because it just feels like part of the shower.
ha, do that shit too.

[El Kabong]

It's ****ing disgusting. Wait 4 minutes and piss after your shower.
What if my toilet is right next to my shower and I piss into the toilet while under a running shower?

[Velocirap31]

Saves time in the morning and a flush, I see no downside. I do it every day.

[bagelred]

It's ****ing disgusting. Wait 4 minutes and piss after your shower.

How is it disgusting? You are peeing in the shower drain, not on yourself. What's the difference? Plus eco friendly. Shower water cleans the drain and tub, so why is it disgusting?

[Budadiiii]

It's ****ing disgusting. Wait 4 minutes and piss after your shower.
Jesus Christ you are a *****.

[riseagainst]

not only do I pee in the shower, i also poo. If i get a full blown diarrhea, it'll be easier to clean up since the water would just wash it down. If it's a dry hotdog I will probably have to scoop it up after I'm done.

[KyrieTheFuture]

How is it disgusting? You are peeing in the shower drain, not on yourself. What's the difference? Plus eco friendly. Shower water cleans the drain and tub, so why is it disgusting?
Would you want to bath in your toilet? There's literally no need. Eco friendly would be pissing and leaving it in the toilet until you shit or just peeing outside like everything else on earth

[ButterFace]

I like doing this in the public pool's locker room while making eye contact with others.

[Crown&Coke]

What if my toilet is right next to my shower and I piss into the toilet while under a running shower?

I think that you can argue that you are technically still pissing in the shower

Pretty boss though, especially if you can pull off a deuce while still in the shower

[ButterFace]

I think that you can argue that you are technically still pissing in the shower

Pretty boss though, especially if you can pull off a deuce while still in the shower

Does that mean I am technically pissing in the toilet if I stand in it and piss into the shower?

[Crown&Coke]

Does that mean I am technically pissing in the toilet if I stand in it and piss into the shower?

Technically, yes

[ButterFace]

Technically, yes

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[chosen_one6]

I've never once thought about not peeing while in the shower...wait 4 minutes and then pee?

What kind of nasty ass n*gga says that shit? You only take 4 minute showers? Wtf.

Plus, as men we can aim into the drain. It's not like its causing splash damage to your tub/shower stall. F*cking weirdos.

[Milbuck]

Plus, as men we can aim into the drain. It's not like its causing splash damage to your tub/shower stall. F*cking weirdos.
Seriously. There is zero reason to not pee in the shower if you want to, unless you take some of the most uncontrollably explosive, toxic hazardous waste material pisses of all time :oldlol:

[BurningHammer]

Because they don't clean it.

[Jud]

It's ****ing disgusting. Wait 4 minutes and piss after your shower.
It's not disgusting... like at all. You're body is getting washed in the shower, so it's like you're going to smell like piss.

[oh the horror]

Save time and just shit in there as well.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/horrorm0nez/hilarious.jpg

[ButterFace]

Save time and just shit in there as well.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y62/horrorm0nez/hilarious.jpg

:roll:

[Derka]

The point? The only point to pissing ever is to unload a bunch of piss from my bladder. Whether I'm in the shower, at the toilett, in front of a snow drift or at any public event...that's the point of pissing.

[oarabbus]

I always hold in my morning piss until I'm in the shower. Brush my teeth in the shower too. Really the only thing I don't do in the shower is shit. You guys remember that scene from the Mummy Returns where the big black dude and the kid are sitting at a table, and he gets pissed and sticks a knife on the table where the kid was placing his hand, and he just barely stabs in between the kid's fingers? Idk why but it's always stuck with me, I always try to aim my shower piss in between my toes. It's weirdly relaxing, like playing flappy bird without the obnoxious feeling when you lose, you can't tell when you screw up because it just feels like part of the shower.

:applause: def brush and piss in the shower


Would you want to bath in your toilet? There's literally no need. Eco friendly would be pissing and leaving it in the toilet until you shit or just peeing outside like everything else on earth


What do you mean there's no need, the need is you need to take a piss. In fact if I wake up and need to take a piss and am about to shower, I'll piss in the shower. Saves time, and yeah it is more eco friendly.

Do you pee on your legs or something? He's not talking about pissing in a bathtub, he's talking about the shower.

[Cocaine80s]

If you don't pee in the shower you probably have a small *****

[MVBallin2K]

I don't understand the logic of "Why would you want to bathe in your own toilet."

You're already showering in your filth and dirt, hence the reason that you even are in the shower in the first place. It's not hard to aim for the drain so you're not even standing where you did and unless you're absolutely terrible at aiming, none should even get on you. This mindset has never made sense to me and I think people are more disgusted by the act of it rather than the actual act itself.

[the]

Do you go to water parks or swimming centers? If you don't mind, then I don't know why you would mind peeing in the shower.

Plus showers are not like bathtubs, so the piss goes down the drain pretty much immediately after you pee.

[tomtucker]

If you don't pee in the shower you probably have a small *****
I got the opposite problem, my dick is so long that i am afraid something might come up the drain and grab it.........:( ...or run up it it !......... you know elephants are afraid of mice, because they run up their trunks...........so i allways piss against the wall, not straight down the drain

[FreezingTsmoove]

I piss everywhere pools, amusement park pools, sinks to save time so of course I piss in the shower. Taking a shit in the shower is regular for me with the drain out of course. Very relaxing

[GreggPopazit]

I got the opposite problem, my dick is so long that i am afraid something might come up the drain and grab it.........:( ...or run up it it !......... you know elephants are afraid of mice, because they run up their trunks...........so i allways piss against the wall, not straight down the drain

:lol

[tomtucker]

I piss everywhere pools, amusement park pools, sinks to save time so of course I piss in the shower. Taking a shit in the shower is regular for me with the drain out of course. Very relaxing

No doubt.....the sensation of a big log sliding down the back of your leg...:pimp: .......sometimes you wonder : "is it stuck on my calf ?" but then some water hits it, and it continues down to your foot.......

[Cocaine80s]

You beta as shit if you haven't pissed in the sink while brushing too

[tomtucker]

You beta as shit if you haven't pissed in the sink while brushing too

for sure........i use my dick to turn on the faucet..........look ma, no hands !

[JohnFreeman]

Look at all the white people in this thread. That is nasty as ****ing shit.
We got jobs to go too, can't eat chicken and watch anime all day

[Draz]

Why not take a shower with the toilet water and piss in the shower?

[joe]

One time I pooped in a lake

[MrC1991]

I always pee in the shower lol I thought everyone did.