5 Impossible Questions Quiz

[sweggeh]

Anyone brave enough to take this quiz and answer every question will be owed rep from me.

1. Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poo, or poo flavoured chocolate?

2. Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one ever knows, or would you rather not have sex with a goat but everyone you know thinks you did?

3. Would you rather watch your parents have sex for every day of your life, or join in once to stop it?

4. Would you rather have taste buds in your butthole, or poop through your mouth?

5. Would you rather have ******s for ears of have ***** for fingers?

Good luck lads.

[ButterFace]

1. poo flavoured chocolate

2. sex with a goat

3. join in once

4. poop through my mouth

5. vag for ears

[sweggeh]

1. poo flavoured chocolate

2. sex with a goat

3. join in once

4. poop through my mouth

5. vag for ears

You are one of the realest ****** on this board. I salute you.

[Demitri98]

1. Chocolate flavored poo. It's not bad for you, it's just that it's nasty smelling. Plug your nose and go for it.

2. Do it with a goat and no one knows...may be totally nasty but I'll get over it eventually, and my rep is still ok.

3. Watch every day. Eventually I'll become desensitized to it and it won't be gross anymore.

4. Taste buds in my butthole

5. Vag's for ears...as long as they still function as ears, plus your fingers are arguably more important.

[MavsSuperFan]

Anyone brave enough to take this quiz and answer every question will be owed rep from me.

1. Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poo, or poo flavoured chocolate?

2. Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one ever knows, or would you rather not have sex with a goat but everyone you know thinks you did?

3. Would you rather watch your parents have sex for every day of your life, or join in once to stop it?

4. Would you rather have taste buds in your butthole, or poop through your mouth?

5. Would you rather have ******s for ears of have ***** for fingers?

Good luck lads.

poo flavored chocolate. At least its not poo

Have sex with the goat and no one knows about it. Perception is more important than reality

Watch everyday. I walked in on my parents doing it a few times, didnt really care. Would be totally disgusting to join in.

Taste buds in my butt hole

***** for fingers

[MavsSuperFan]

1. Chocolate flavored poo. It's not bad for you, it's just that it's nasty smelling. Plug your nose and go for it.

2. Do it with a goat and no one knows...may be totally nasty but I'll get over it eventually, and my rep is still ok.

3. Watch every day. Eventually I'll become desensitized to it and it won't be gross anymore.

4. Taste buds in my butthole

5. Vag's for ears...as long as they still function as ears, plus your fingers are arguably more important.
:biggums: :coleman:
Where did you hear that? You realize feces is bodily waste right?

[L.Kizzle]

Vag for ears means someone is fcking your mind daily.

[MavsSuperFan]

***** for fingers would make *********ion interesting

[chosen_one6]

1. Chocolate flavored poo. It's not bad for you, it's just that it's nasty smelling. Plug your nose and go for it.

2. Do it with a goat and no one knows...may be totally nasty but I'll get over it eventually, and my rep is still ok.

3. Watch every day. Eventually I'll become desensitized to it and it won't be gross anymore.

4. Taste buds in my butthole

5. Vag's for ears...as long as they still function as ears, plus your fingers are arguably more important.

Is this n*gga serious? :oldlol:

[oh the horror]

So apparently Demitri has eaten shit before. Alrighty

[Jailblazers7]

Anyone brave enough to take this quiz and answer every question will be owed rep from me.

1. Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poo, or poo flavoured chocolate?

2. Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one ever knows, or would you rather not have sex with a goat but everyone you know thinks you did?

3. Would you rather watch your parents have sex for every day of your life, or join in once to stop it?

4. Would you rather have taste buds in your butthole, or poop through your mouth?

5. Would you rather have ******s for ears of have ***** for fingers?

Good luck lads.

1. Poo flavored chocolate. Rather eat something that tastes like shit than get violently ill.

2. Not have sex with a goat. I'm confident in my ability to convince people I haven't ****ed a goat.

3. Stop it once. Pretty easy. edit - didn't read the join in part lol. I would rather have to watch everyday.

4. Taste buds in my ass. It's basically the same experience either way except that pooping out of my mouth has a much higher chance of impacting my sex life.

5. Vag for ears.

[ButterFace]

pooping out of my mouth has a much higher chance of impacting my sex life.


Who knows, some chick may be into it.

[Jailblazers7]

Who knows, some chick may be into it.

100% chance I wouldn't be into her then

[Jakeh008]

poo flavored chocolate- Better to throw up from a taste instead actually get sick

not have sex with a goat but everyone you know thinks you did- You can think what you want but I'm not gonna fk a goat

Watch your parents have sex for every day of your life- Either one is horrible

taste buds in your butthole- Either way im tasting shit. At least my breath wont smell

***** for fingers- I dont want to get brain fked all the time. Id rather finger bang

[the]

Anyone brave enough to take this quiz and answer every question will be owed rep from me.

1. Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poo, or poo flavoured chocolate?

2. Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one ever knows, or would you rather not have sex with a goat but everyone you know thinks you did?

3. Would you rather watch your parents have sex for every day of your life, or join in once to stop it?

4. Would you rather have taste buds in your butthole, or poop through your mouth?

5. Would you rather have ******s for ears of have ***** for fingers?

Good luck lads.

1. Poo flavored chocolate is less toxic
2. Not have sex. Don't want to contract anything
3. There is no length of duration for watching parents have sex, so I'll just take a brief glimpse and turn off.
4. Taste buds in your butthole. With pooping through mouth, you can still taste it, so it's basically the same as taste buds in butthole, plus it comes out of your mouth which is worse and irritating to clean your teeth.
5. Vags for ears provided ears are normal. You get more grip/dexterity with fingers instead of dick, plus you can always wear ear muffs or something.

[Jud]

1. Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poo, or poo flavoured chocolate?
Poo flavored chocolate. Eating your own shit could make you sick. Wouldn't wanna risk that.

2. Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one ever knows, or would you rather not have sex with a goat but everyone you know thinks you did?
sex with a goat. How bad could it be?

3. Would you rather watch your parents have sex for every day of your life, or join in once to stop it?
I'd watcher watch them have sex. If I joined in with them, I'd probably be scarred for life. Watching people have sex is normal to me, as I pretty much watch it everyday on pornhub

4. Would you rather have taste buds in your butthole, or poop through your mouth?
Taste buds in butthole. Pooping through your mouth would hurt wayyy more than throwing up. I don't want to feel that pain. What if im constipated? OMFG

5. Would you rather have ******s for ears of have ***** for fingers?
Vag for ears. I'd probably do weird things to my ear but hey, it would be way better than having ding dings as fingers. What if im eating a nice juicy chicken, and I want to lick my fingers...

[Dresta]

poo flavored chocolate. At least its not poo

Have sex with the goat and no one knows about it. Perception is more important than reality

Watch everyday. I walked in on my parents doing it a few times, didnt really care. Would be totally disgusting to join in.

Taste buds in my butt hole

***** for fingers



Yeah, but your perception is that you ****ed a goat. You must care about the perceptions of others more than your own then. Funny.

[ButterFace]

What about tasteless poo out of your mouth or taste buds in your butt?

[John Tesh]

1. Would you rather eat chocolate flavoured poo, or poo flavoured chocolate?

2. Would you rather have sex with a goat and no one ever knows, or would you rather not have sex with a goat but everyone you know thinks you did?

3. Would you rather watch your parents have sex for every day of your life, or join in once to stop it?

4. Would you rather have taste buds in your butthole, or poop through your mouth?

5. Would you rather have ******s for ears of have ***** for fingers?

[MavsSuperFan]

Yeah, but your perception is that you ****ed a goat. You must care about the perceptions of others more than your own then. Funny.
Yes, because other peoples perception of me can affect my life more than my own perceptions about myself.

Eg. employment opportunities, relationships, etc.

Unless you are incredibly talented or are already very rich. you are stupid if you dont care about others perception of you. Eg. 90% of the things i have said on this anonymous forum I probably wouldnt on social media.

Eg. my support for the death penalty or american hegemony, Support of abortion, belief that men should not be forced to pay child support, bigotry against religious people, my opinion that mike brown was shot justifiably, etc.

most people think I am a christian in real life.

[sweggeh]

Yes, because other peoples perception of me can affect my life more than my own perceptions about myself.

Eg. employment opportunities, relationships, etc.

Unless you are incredibly talented or are already very rich. you are stupid if you dont care about others perception of you. Eg. 90% of the things i have said on this anonymous forum I probably wouldnt on social media.

Eg. my support for the death penalty or american hegemony, Support of abortion, belief that men should not be forced to pay child support, bigotry against religious people, etc.

most people think I am a christian in real life.

You are right about other peoples perception ultimately having a much larger impact on your life.

Ignore Dresta, he doesn't leave his basement so he has no idea what you are on about.

[MavsSuperFan]

Ignore Dresta, he doesn't leave his basement so he has no idea what you are on about.
:lol I find his posts entertaining. He reminds me of angry philosophy majors I know. Who are bitter that the job market doesnt value all the effort they spent learning about stuff that has almost zero real world application.