sweggeh
03-15-2015, 02:54 PM
We had white people jokes, so to be fair we have to have black people jokes too. I'm black but I found some of these kinda funny.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you ******!”
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
Why were so many ******s killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you ******!”
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.
Q: What would martin luther king be if he was white? A: Alive
Q: Why Do Blacks Hate Country? A: Every time they here Ho-Down They think someone shot their sister
Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
What's long and hard on a black guy? Third grade.
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
Why were so many ******s killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.