Bieber Roast

[$LakerGold]

Shit went down last night.

Anyone have a link to the full video? Will rep, loves.

[ZeN]

It's not out yet. Will come out later this month.

[bladefd]

I can't wait to see this. I love hating on Bieber, and roast will fuel my hate.. muhahaha MUHAHAHA

http://media.giphy.com/media/dg7EVuAv0emkw/giphy.gif

[tomtucker]

looking forward to it....but roasters are shitty this time, no real evil bastards
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look at this weak shit:

HANNIBAL BURESS
@HANNIBALBURESS

CHRIS D'ELIA
@CHRISDELIA

Roast Master
KEVIN HART
@KEVINHART4REAL

PETE DAVIDSON
@PETEDAVIDSON

SNOOP DOGG
@SNOOPDOGG

NATASHA LEGGERO
@NATASHALEGGERO

LUDACRIS
@LUDACRIS

SHAQUILLE O'NEAL
@SHAQ

JEFFREY ROSS
@REALJEFFREYROSS

MARTHA STEWART
@MARTHASTEWART
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:facepalm
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http://www.cc.com/shows/roast-of-justin-bieber

[Levity]

stoked to see some hannibal. love the guy.

[~primetime~]

among the highlights: "What do you get when you give a teenager $200 million? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours" and "A big screen for Kevin Hart is an iPad mini"

^^^ a couple lines that Biebs throws out at the end

[Akrazotile]

I was really surprised to hear justin bieber was getting "roasted" considering hes in his so-called prime, at least as a celebrity, and i wouldnt think hed need the money or publicity. And with the tough-guy ****** persona he carries i wouldnt have thought hed be someone who would just volunteer to be roasted for kicks.

Anyone know what the prompt for him to do this was? Was he offered some kinda crazy money or something?

[Budadiiii]

I was really surprised to hear justin bieber was getting "roasted" considering hes in his so-called prime, at least as a celebrity, and i wouldnt think hed need the money or publicity. And with the tough-guy ****** persona he carries i wouldnt have thought hed be someone who would just volunteer to be roasted for kicks.

Anyone know what the prompt for him to do this was? Was he offered some kinda crazy money or something?
Who cares?

You're obsessed with celebrities and pointless gossip.

[Akrazotile]

Who cares?

You're obsessed with celebrities and pointless gossip.


You wanna throw them thangs boi?

[BRabbiT]

"Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she's dating men now."

"Justin, you have such a huge career behind you."

"Selena Gomez had to fukc you. She is literally the least lucky Selena in show business."

"You literally are a guy who has it all, except respect, love, good parents, and a Grammy."

"I hate your music more than Bill Cosby hates my comedy."

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8fQxf_qg--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/idppxgc66gw8am1enwfe.jpg

[~primetime~]

^^^ all those lines are good :oldlol:

[BigBoss]

Apparently Bieber requested the roast he wasn't asked. I think he wants to de-sensitize himself to all the hate. That takes ball you have to admit.

[9erempiree]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v68lc91bayQ

[9erempiree]

I was just reading about this roast and Bieber looks like this now?

http://assets.rollingstone.com/assets/2015/article/dont-beliebe-the-hype-inside-justin-biebers-roast-20150316/188853/medium_rect/1426508387/720x405-466381356.jpg

[SuperPippen]

Props to Bieber for agreeing to this, but damn, the line-up of roasters looks to be pretty weak.

I wonder who wrote Bieber's concluding monologue. Was it Ross?

[fiddy]

Props to Bieber for agreeing to this, but damn, the line-up of roasters looks to be pretty weak.

not the worst ive seen

[Im Still Ballin]

I'm a fan of the guy

He's an icon

He's a powerful voice

Influential character

Interesting individual

[fiddy]

I'm a fan of the guy

He's an icon

He's a powerful voice

Influential character

Interesting individual
your trying too hard son

[bladefd]

I'm a fan of the guy
He's an icon
He's a powerful voice
Influential character
Interesting individual

My man, are you talking of Mahatma Gandhi?


:roll:

[tomtucker]

The best roast so far imo......is the Donald Trump roast:....had some of the best comedians and roasters

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKjJihZI-c

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anthony jeselnik with a arsenal of evil jokes.......:eek: :oldlol:


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[BRabbiT]

anthony jeselnik .....


yeah, he nailed that :lol

[fiddy]

The best roast so far imo......is the Donald Trump roast:....had some of the best comedians and roasters

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoKjJihZI-c

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anthony jeselnik with a arsenal of evil jokes.......:eek: :oldlol:


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david hasselhoff's roast was quite good imo

[tomtucker]

david hasselhoff's roast was quite good imo

no doubt.....also the final roast in which Greg Giraldo participated......the best roaster ever.........:bowdown:

[fiddy]

no doubt.....also the final roast in which Greg Giraldo participated......the best roaster ever.........:bowdown:
rip, the guy always delivered :(

[BRabbiT]

"You've become a cocky little shitt. You are the King Joffrey of pop."
[QUOTE=Ross]"Selena Gomez wanted to be here, but she

[BRabbiT]

"Last year you were ranked the 5th most hated person of all time. Kim Jong-un didn't even score that low, & he uses your music to fukcin' torture people."

"Why are you here? This is a terrible idea. You're about to get fukced harder than Orlando Bloom fukced Selena Gomez."

"You're such a bitchh, you have a bigger clit than the one Bruce Jenner wants."
[QUOTE=D'Elia]"I'm proud of you. You have it all. You literally are a guy who has it all

[warriorfan]

fuccing snoop :oldlol:

[fiddy]

@BRabbiT put a spoiler alert and color the text in white, i hardly managed not to read those.

[BRabbiT]

@BRabbiT put a spoiler alert and color the text in white, i hardly managed not to read those.


Ok, fair enough.

but it's more a tease than anything else.

i love a good roast. reading the lines is not even remotely close to watching.

[ButterFace]

Apparently Bieber requested the roast he wasn't asked. I think he wants to de-sensitize himself to all the hate. That takes ball you have to admit.

I think he wants to make himself likeable by showing he is open to it. However, requesting it shows how big his ego is in the first place.

[bladefd]

What other roasts are worth watching?

I have seen roasts of Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen, and James Franco so far.

[fiddy]

What other roasts are worth watching?

I have seen roasts of Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen, and James Franco so far.
david hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson, Flavor Flav, Larry the Cable Guy, Joan Rivers

[Levity]

david hasselhoff, Pamela Anderson, Flavor Flav, Larry the Cable Guy, Joan Rivers

Bob Saget

[ButterFace]

Bob Saget

That was a good one. I also liked the Franco one.

[Budadiiii]

What other roasts are worth watching?

I have seen roasts of Donald Trump, Charlie Sheen, and James Franco so far.
Baba Booey

[ArbitraryWater]

People got a link by now?

[fiddy]

People got a link by now?
just finished it, piratebay ;)

[fiddy]

I only saw Will Farrell, and Bieber's segment. Bieber actually did pretty good. Solid delivery
Martha Steward killed that shit.

[$LakerGold]

just finished it, piratebay ;)
link?

[fiddy]

link?
https://thepiratebay.se/torrent/11787146/The.Comedy.Central.Roast.of.Justin.Bieber.HDTV.Xvi D-AFG

[alenleomessi]

they went easy on him
and its getting boring with those black/jewish, big c0ck, big whore, you're a nobody, you're ugly jokes.. feels like watching bunch of 12yos

[hateraid]

Alls I know is I'm going to invest stock in Hair Gel right now because 100,000,000 North American males are simultaneously growing their hair to copy Bieber's Lesbian hairdo

[fiddy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFd_3QyUDPA

[Jailblazers7]

Martha Steward killed that shit.

Yeah, she was surprisingly good. The African American rich joke definitely set the tone for her. :lol

[Nastradamus]

Yeah, she was surprisingly good. The African American rich joke definitely set the tone for her. :lol

Great line. She delivered well overall

[fiddy]

Yeah, she was surprisingly good. The African American rich joke definitely set the tone for her. :lol
natasha leggero also had a very strong set

[Nastradamus]

Leggero and Ross always kill it

Snoop was awesome

The 9/11 joke about that guy was crazy. Some good Isis jokes too

[AkronAngel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFd_3QyUDPA

:lol

[Levity]

I love me some hannibal. "this looks like tyler perry's of mice and men" :oldlol:

ludacris looked like he was having a horrible time. but i heard there were A LOT of paul walker jokes that were edited out. so thats probably why.

and probably one of my favorite jokes "meeting your dad makes me glad my dad is dead" (or something like that) - pete davidson

[Raymone]

I remember when they used to have comedians at these things.

[TylerOO]

The Jeff Ross joke about Pete Davidsons dad and Natasha abortion joke were the best.

[CJ Mustard]

Ross is the GOAT

[BigBoss]

Martha Stewart is 72. I'd hit that still.

[code green]

I watched it last night, it was surprisingly really good. I haven't seen a good roast in a long time, and I was really underwhelmed with the lineup, so I wasn't expecting much. Pretty much everyone killed it, even Martha Stewart and Biebs at the end. No punches pulled at all...one of the roaster's dad died in 9/11, and even that was brought up a couple of times.