I ate at McDonald's today

[Raymone]

Now I've got the funk, stuffy runny nose and sore throat, left work earlier and thought mcnuggets couldnt make me feel any worse. So i'm in line and some grandma has brought two young kids. now one has seen the cookies and wants one. while that kid is trying to reach in the cookie box and granny is trying to pay for three cookies, the youngest a little girl, takes her diaper off and dumps a huge turd on the floor. now the grandma is freaking out,apologizing and runs to get napkins to clean up the shit. while she is getting napkins, the little girl puts her hands in the shitpile. a group of about ten people walk in, unaware and the girls walks towards them hands out. the ladies are like aaaaawwwwww lookie then the other kid yells she has doodoo on her hands! and the ladies faces go from mindless baby making googoo to omg im in a horror movie. everyone is dancing around trying to avoid being touched and resist the instinct to kick a baby. except one old guy that is about 120 years old. he walks on by and stands directly in the pile of poop until grandma comes back with the napkins and says oh no this isnt happening, someone help! the manager called out my name and gave me my nuggets and i told him someone just shit in the floor.

[SugarHill]

so you witnessed all this and still had an appetite for them nuggets? you the real MVP

[ace23]

Nice.

[highwhey]

Drive thru bro. And ask for mac sauce on them mcdoubles. The same ppl that go to mcdonalds (classles fvcks) are the same turds you encounter at walmart. Being poor is no excuse to be a dirty fvck.

[Raymone]

so you witnessed all this and still had an appetite for them nuggets? you the real MVP

they didn't taste great

[Lebron23]

Did you saw 24four?? Did you gave him a tip and head nod??

[LEFT4DEAD]

Did you saw 24four?? Did you gave him a tip and head nod??
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[Jameerthefear]

20Four must have been pissed when he had to clean that up

[LEFT4DEAD]

20Four must have been pissed when he had to clean that up
He is......

back!?
:biggums:

[Raymone]

Did you saw 24four?? Did you gave him a tip and head nod??

If there was a janitor there, he never bothered to come out.

[ButterFace]

McNuggets and fries all day. :rockon:

[outbreak]

I worked in a super market when I was a kid, one day a kid pissed all over the floor and the manager had to clean it up. It was worse because no one reported it and it had been walked all over the aisle by people who'd stepped in it. Those non slip lino type floors just leave it floating on the top.

[Derka]

"Resist the instinct to kick a baby" got me :oldlol: :oldlol:

[Meticode]

Just my opinion, but Wendy's nuggets taste better.